Chompy's Recidivist 2010 G Luton League/Scrabble thread

[Drain Alien]

But how wrong they were. I have nothing but quality in my team, with the obvious exception of Flip-flops and me, and my other secret weapon, Athy, netted me another 9pts. Bink!

Don't start celebrating too soon Chumpy     .....        ahem, look what happened last time Coco.

Saturday sees the rehabilitation of my star striker from a cruciate ligament injury      ......       Rockstar is back!

Plus - I fully expect the Tub Thumping Yank to take down the £20 turbo comp at 11 pm each Saturday night, gracefully.

And when Lucky has finished buying up Kenyan orphans for Mrs McBink's amusement and returns to Blighty The Rocksteady Crew shall engage warp(ed) drive.

Yes I heard a rumour that Bon Jovo is returning to tokmorrow's 3pm. GL him imo.
As for USAd WINNING THE 11 O/C. gl TO HIM. 12 PLAYERS IMO. LOL.

[Drain Alien]

My typing and use of upper/lower case above is 2nd to none imo.

[Xpressman]

THE CURSE OF POKER

Glen (Nirvana) Tells Chris Poulton and i how we Run So Good at Luton Lately ..........................7 Hands in the Tourney i get    Blinds 25 50  make it 250 to Play ........Glen goes Raise to 625 All Pass back to me an i re raise him to 1500 ..............He puts All his Chips in and turns over    hits four to a Flush with spades on The river Sending me more or less out the Comp Leaving me 125 Chips ..........A few hands later I'm out ...........................Your right Glen i really Run good at luton as long as i do not run into you as you are my Nemesis at The G ..........But At least you said you were Sorry .............Well That's cards and The only difference between winning on a regular basis and Losing is simply getting your hands to stand up ....................Another key Pot that ruined My Chance to gain points Again ....... Nite Nite All ..

[Drain Alien]

THE CURSE OF POKER

Glen (Nirvana) Tells Chris Poulton and i how we Run So Good at Luton Lately ..........................7 Hands in the Tourney i get    Blinds 25 50  make it 250 to Play ........Glen goes Raise to 625 All Pass back to me an i re raise him to 1500 ..............He puts All his Chips in and turns over    hits four to a Flush with spades on The river Sending me more or less out the Comp Leaving me 125 Chips ..........A few hands later I'm out ...........................Your right Glen i really Run good at luton as long as i do not run into you as you are my Nemesis at The G ..........But At least you said you were Sorry .............Well That's cards and The only difference between winning on a regular basis and Losing is simply getting your hands to stand up ....................Another key Pot that ruined My Chance to gain points Again ....... Nite Nite All ..

Un-lucky Expresso. That Nirvana geezer is a farkin luck-box imo.
Did he smile when he said sorry?
 

[Drain Alien]

How many of the new leaguers aren't already [posting] on Blonde?
I can think of Athy, Lynchy and Handsome Paul.
A) Are there any others?
and
B) Can we get them on here? (discounting Dick obv - as I usually do - as an option)
Drainy.

[Drain Alien]

WP Mr Loooofa, and Banksy too (I wonder if he tried to set fire to his hair again?)

1 Stephen Docherty  £1525
2 Gary Hillson Banks £1070
3 Paul Noonan  £660
4 Jason Quince  £370
5 Graham Argent  £290
6 John Hartwell  £210

[HOLDorFOLD]

WP Mr Loooofa, and Banksy too (I wonder if he tried to set fire to his hair again?)

I nearly did the same thing myself yesterday. Fortunately only lost about an inch on the left hand side.  Zippo FTW.

[luther101]

THE CURSE OF POKER

Glen (Nirvana) Tells Chris Poulton and i how we Run So Good at Luton Lately ..........................7 Hands in the Tourney i get    Blinds 25 50  make it 250 to Play ........Glen goes Raise to 625 All Pass back to me an i re raise him to 1500 ..............He puts All his Chips in and turns over    hits four to a Flush with spades on The river Sending me more or less out the Comp Leaving me 125 Chips ..........A few hands later I'm out ...........................Your right Glen i really Run good at luton as long as i do not run into you as you are my Nemesis at The G ..........But At least you said you were Sorry .............Well That's cards and The only difference between winning on a regular basis and Losing is simply getting your hands to stand up ....................Another key Pot that ruined My Chance to gain points Again ....... Nite Nite All ..

Stop blubbering Noodleman - having picked you for The Rock Steady Crew you're lucky there's no 'January Transfer Window' in this important League      .....       otherwise it would have to be "Xpressman   .....    you are the weakest link, goodbye."

Managers Office 8.00 am Monday morning my lad     .....   be there!

[luther101]

Chompy's got lost?

http://www.racingpost.com/blog/poker/

Looks like he might have ended up in France       ........

[GMan]

ANOHTER good result Mr Noonan well done!!

Keep it steaming along.

[Xpressman]

THE CURSE OF POKER

Glen (Nirvana) Tells Chris Poulton and i how we Run So Good at Luton Lately ..........................7 Hands in the Tourney i get    Blinds 25 50  make it 250 to Play ........Glen goes Raise to 625 All Pass back to me an i re raise him to 1500 ..............He puts All his Chips in and turns over    hits four to a Flush with spades on The river Sending me more or less out the Comp Leaving me 125 Chips ..........A few hands later I'm out ...........................Your right Glen i really Run good at luton as long as i do not run into you as you are my Nemesis at The G ..........But At least you said you were Sorry .............Well That's cards and The only difference between winning on a regular basis and Losing is simply getting your hands to stand up ....................Another key Pot that ruined My Chance to gain points Again ....... Nite Nite All ..

Stop blubbering Noodleman - having picked you for The Rock Steady Crew you're lucky there's no 'January Transfer Window' in this important League      .....       otherwise it would have to be "Xpressman   .....    you are the weakest link, goodbye."

Managers Office 8.00 am Monday morning my lad     .....   be there!

Don't Get to carried away with your recent Success as you might come back to earth with a "Big Bump"

But Nice cash Anyway - It proves that Luck is a big part of Poker  LOl LOl

Oh By the Way was it you begging Chompy to give you 9 Points after My Cash The other Day, as he forgot to add them to your Total.... .......You got such a short Memory Now you want to transfer me -- you should be pleased i am in your "Rock Steady Crew" as With you in your team it makes it "The More Than Unsteady Crew"

[Drain Alien]

A healthy 5 tables at today 3 o/c jobby.

I had a great tourney with every farkin decision I made being the wrong one.
[ ] I sure am playing well at the mo.

My starting table comprised of the in-form looofa, Ding, George Kiss, young Adam (not reynolds), smiley Brian, and some other randoms.
THE ROCKSTAR also in attendance. Welcome back sir.
Also spotted ITB In the distance.
Sigourney still in and doing rather better than her husband.
Tracey FTW imo.

I am in the bar.
Pint of Kronenbourg, cashew nuts and James Blunt. Driver in the card room. Marvellous.
What else do I need? (other than a seat back in the tourney and huge farkin pile of chips).

G'nite....


 

[Chompy]

Some random thoughts...

MDD and Athy are not leaguers Drainy, they is just in the elite 50 players up for adoption in the fantasy comp.
Seven-bet rim shoving into Xpressman with KK during the first level of any donkament is ridicu-gay.
Biloxi is farking awesome.
I might grow my hair the same as Gary 'Hillson Avenger' Banks, as having a six-foot bouffant obv helps.
Stephen Docherty is the best Scotch player at the G.
Drainy will never master the checkbox-sure conundrum.
Luther's posts are the future of the Luton thread imo.

[Chompy]

Name                 Played Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts      Score
Unimaginative        0      1    0    1    0       24       24
Luther               0      1    0    1    0       24       24
Jonnyplum            0      0    0    0    1       13       13
Xpressman            0      0    0    1    0       9        9
Pizzled              0      0    0    0    0       0        0
China Mug            0      0    0    0    0       0        0
Nirvana              0      0    0    0    0       0        0
Alex                 0      0    0    0    0       0        0
Celtic               0      0    0    0    0       0        0
Snatiramas           0      0    0    0    0       0        0
Tightend             0      0    0    0    0       0        0
Lucky                0      0    0    0    0       0        0
Gamblor              0      0    0    0    0       0        0
Winkie               0      0    0    0    0       0        0
Simon G              0      0    0    0    0       0        0
Chompy               0      0    0    0    0       0        0
Pelham Boy           0      0    0    0    0       0        0
Dingdell             0      0    0    0    0       0        0
Holdorfold           0      0    0    0    0       0        0
Jeff Buftybarger     0      0    0    0    0       0        0
Inthebelly           0      0    0    0    0       0        0
W4SP                 0      0    0    0    0       0        0
British Gas          0      0    0    0    0       0        0
RUHolding            0      0    0    0    0       0        0
Rockstar             0      0    0    0    0       0        0
Scotty               0      0    0    0    0       0        0
Rookie               0      0    0    0    0       0        0
Evil Edna            0      0    0    0    0       0        0
Handsome Paul        0      0    0    0    0       0        0
Pokermuppet          0      0    0    0    0       0        0
Ropey Flush          0      0    0    0    0       0        0
The Baron            0      0    0    0    0       0        0
Free Rollin          0      0    0    0    0       0        0
Ericredkite          0      0    0    0    0       0        0
Drain Alien          0      0    0    0    0       0        0
Rich Orford          0      0    0    0    0       0        0
Greg Sighmuns        0      0    0    0    0       0        0
Tikay                0      0    0    0    0       0        0
Claw                 0      0    0    0    0       0        0
_____________________________________________________________
Sir Donksalot        0      0    0    0    0       0        0

Updated up to Fri 8 Jan

Luther is back on another hot streak but is below Unimaginative thanks to the age-old reverse alphabetical system employed by league officials.
Looks like I've picked up a German stalker on my Racing Post blog, who's having great fun getting laid into me. All very amusing. Odds-on it's someone off the Betfair forum.

[Chompy]

‘Most Of The Time They Can’t Call’ (G.Wheldon)   42
'The Cock-Ready Few' (P.Noonan)                  35
'G-Man's Water Sporting Quintet' (G.Rodge)       35
'Gotcha' (A.Gotch)                               26
‘Jonny’s Plums’ (D.Johnson)                      13
‘Alien Attack’ (D.Allen)                         9
‘Property Express All-Stars’ (I.Needleman)       9
‘Re-Binked’ (A.McBride)                          9
‘Ball Till U Fall’ (A.Martin)                    9
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‘League Of Unlikely Gentlemen’ (D.Onksalot)      0

Those that seemingly wasted a big chunk of their 15m budget on P.Noonan will be patting themselves on the back this morning after another lucky third last night.
When I read Nirvana had played kings tez on the other thread and got a fortunate double up I thought he might finally be about to get me some points. Phumph, what a waste of 4m dimez.

FFS, some of the tabs in the table have gone nutz and it's putting me on tilt. If I can't sort them out messrs Noonan, Rodge and Gotch will probably have to be disqualified.