Chompy's Recidivist 2010 G Luton League/Scrabble thread

[luther101]

Nice 1 mr luther...But Belgian Frog?

Indeed Dean - half of the population of Boring Belgium are of French extraction, and the rest are Flemish (speaking some daft language, Walloon)    ....      they have their good points though, they are masters at making chocolate, chips, beer, and phuqqin up The Congo.

[luther101]

Stop Bleating Luther....

I never got No Points in the Last league when there was 24 Runners -

Rules are Rules so stop your Whinging....................


 You Old Strawberry Tart............LOL

Hush you     ......      (plus, awful use of the English Language - Google double negative, and inwardly digest   .....       pfffffff, bloody Estate Agents!)

[Unimaginative]

Sigh heavy snowdue on Sunday so guess 2nite is the nite 2 fish and add to lead init..

Nt a reg on Fridays so what numbers we usually expect??

Oh and assuming they have altered the structure like the rest of comps?

+who is goin?

[Drain Alien]

Sigh heavy snowdue on Sunday so guess 2nite is the nite 2 fish and add to lead init..

Nt a reg on Fridays so what numbers we usually expect??

Oh and assuming they have altered the structure like the rest of comps?

+who is goin?

I think they normally get a good field on Fridays Chris but once again this comp could be impacted by the weather (mainly cos nobody listens to luuffa)
They may well have altered the structure but they will prob change is back gain afterwards claiming that they didn't read head office's note properly!
As far as your 3rd question is concerned, you might be. I won't be. Fark knows about anyone else.
Drainy

[Free_Rollin]

Going to be there tonight. Hopefully it will reach the 25 needed to score points!

[Free_Rollin]

Going to be there tonight. Hopefully it will reach the 25 needed to score points!

Scratch that, not anymore! Might go Sunday if weather is any better, otherwise will have to wait till next week maybe to start scoring some points!

[AlexMartin]

me and reynolds are going. castle club/luton/vic. 1 time.

numbers in excess of 80 imo.

whats all this about the weather? thought it was clear till sunday? guess ill have to check

[AlexMartin]

Tales of six foot icicles impaling any poor fool that ventured forth proved to be - yet again - a load of Biloxi, and the short dash up the M1 was made in record time.

A sparse field soon grew to 25 and produced a - not to be sniffed at - pot of £1.7k.

As is usual for a Luton Midweek, I'd never set eyes on 60% of the field     ....        I mused that they must have come down from the Airport - figuring that a game of poker was cheaper than quaffing Costa Coffee, gazing at blank Departure screens all night.

Steady progress was made, adopting my usual style of fold/aggressive     .....        flopping quad nines and getting paid helped.

A late arrival, ten minutes before the break - Trev the Web - scooped up most the other players chips in murderous fashion     ……   he even broke into a smile!

Meandering my way to the Final Table of ten (yes ten - for all you hardy souls that haven't been to the G all year   .....      this is the new standard - and about time too!), I assessed the opposition.

Four spots to be paid with Andy Looo, Happy Webber, Athy, Loofah, 5 x Random Donks, and 1 x Belgian Random Donk contesting the filthy lucre.

One RD was overheard telling his highly impressed Railbirds who the four were that would make the payout places - you'd love to be his bookie, 75%      .....       wrong.

In next to no time we were down to Andy Looo, Happy Trev, Athy, Loofah, 1 x RD, and 1 x Belgian RD straining at the leash to get the phuqq home/line their pockets.

Athy doubled me up - just as I was getting near 'shove it in with anything' stack size - being his usual over-optimistic self    .....     and all was well with the World.

Happy Trev was getting a little agitated as his usual 'theft through mega over-betting style' unravelled    …..      frequently!

UTG, your treasured author espied The Bobbies    ....    and 9k it was to go, RD flats, Happy Trev (face scarlet, looking like a pickled walnut) bashes the lot in - Loofah snaps    ...   then RD decides to join the fun.

Happy has A 10 off, Dopey Donk has A 5 of shovels       .....        [ x ]   the flop sure didn't come three spades.

Getting up  - to join the Webber Walk of Shame - the nasty dealer called me back      .....       oh, phuqqin whoopeeeee, I had 1500 chips to come back from the 75k pot      .....      geeee thanks!

Strange as it may seem there was no offer of a saver for fifth - as all around me the other four peered over their towering stacks looking at my 'bowl of rice', with equal disdain.

Even stranger, ten minutes later a UB40 prize was suddenly decided upon    ......      when Loofah had quickly amassed 25k, and bottoms started to twitch!

Andy Looo then departed in his usual affable way and - much to low chipped Athy's relief - RD went to war with Belgian RD, and went out fourth.

Athy huffed and puffed, but had to settle for 3rd    ....      leaving me facing a smug Belgian Bastard with more chips than McCains!

Well the Heads Up didn't last that long       ......        the Plastic Frog's defence of his lead proved to be about as effective as the Maginot Line (musta been all that Ardenne pate I wolfed down over the Farting Season), and the sovs were duly deposited in your noble author's bin.

Ho hum     .....        good news for the G Man/Rockstar/Rocksteady Crew's Fantasy picks.

And to the rest of you shivering poofs     .....      the M1 is open for business

Nice 1 mr luther...But Belgian Frog?

yer comedy writeup loof

[Sighmuns]

me and reynolds are going. castle club/luton/vic. 1 time.

numbers in excess of 80 imo.

whats all this about the weather? thought it was clear till sunday? guess ill have to check

What's castle club? Sounds like a pretty sick night if its poker-after-poker-after-poker. Where do i sign up?

[Drain Alien]

Do you two need marriage guidance?

[GMan]

Ive just been informed you sneaked in another win last night Mr Noonan keep it up sir.

[Chompy]

Top write up Luther. Less than one BB and going on to win the tournament will henceforth be known as the 'Lutherian Maneouvre'. Are you MDD in (a thin) disguise?

Elsewhere, Bollox to Vegas, Biloxi is the future. About to give reasons in the next installment of my fascinating blog, in which I'm going to try to name drop one league player every day for the rest of the trip. Always in a good light obv.

http://www.racingpost.com/blog/poker/

If they get 80 tonight TFOP I'll personally deposit 100 of the maddest of maaaad dimez in your online pokering account. So long as you promise to listen to Sir Donksalot and only use it to play small-ball. Max of 40 imo, spread 32-34.

[Chompy]

‘Most Of The Time They Can’t Call’ (G.Wheldon)   42
'The Cock-Ready Crew' (P.Noonan)                 24
'G-Man's Golden Phoenix Shower'                  24
'Gotcha' (A.Gotch)                               15
‘Jonny’s Plums’ (D.Johnson)                      13
‘Alien Attack’ (D.Allen)                         9
‘Property Express All-Stars’ (I.Needleman)       9
‘Re-Binked’ (A.McBride)                          9
‘Ball Till U Fall’ (A.Martin)                    9
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‘League Of Unlikely Gentlemen’ (D.Onksalot)      0

Oh my oh my, those that picked Luckbox Noonan thought they'd had a good night when he quad-nined his way to victory over Plastic Elky Bertrand and other stranded Easyjet passengers.
But how wrong they were. I have nothing but quality in my team, with the obvious exception of Flip-flops and me, and my other secret weapon, Athy, netted me another 9pts. Bink!

[luther101]

But how wrong they were. I have nothing but quality in my team, with the obvious exception of Flip-flops and me, and my other secret weapon, Athy, netted me another 9pts. Bink!

Don't start celebrating too soon Chumpy     .....        ahem, look what happened last time Coco.

Saturday sees the rehabilitation of my star striker from a cruciate ligament injury      ......       Rockstar is back!

Plus - I fully expect the Tub Thumping Yank to take down the £20 turbo comp at 11 pm each Saturday night, gracefully.

And when Lucky has finished buying up Kenyan orphans for Mrs McBink's amusement and returns to Blighty The Rocksteady Crew shall engage warp(ed) drive.

[GMan]

Can i expect a 1 - 2 heads up finish between Rockstar and yourself tomorrow plse Paul and catupalt the phoenix 5 golden showers to a respectable position anywhere above chompski?!?!