Chompy's Recidivist 2010 G Luton League/Scrabble thread

[tikay]

Well done to my new best friend Alan mcbink. Never have I felt an urge to tell a man I love him as he slips me large amounts of cash over dinner as I did last night.

Must be nice to have a bit of someone and actually get a return Vincent

Nice one Lucky

Quality rub, wp Sir.

[Lucky]

Well done to my new best friend Alan mcbink. Never have I felt an urge to tell a man I love him as he slips me large amounts of cash over dinner as I did last night.

In case the above sounds a bit gay, let it be noted that it wasn't me that Vinnie shared a 4 poster hotel room with the night before. Someone else had that pleasure!

[nirvana]

Well done to my new best friend Alan mcbink. Never have I felt an urge to tell a man I love him as he slips me _ _ _

I say !

[the sicilian]

Well done to my new best friend Alan mcbink. Never have I felt an urge to tell a man I love him as he slips me large amounts of cash over dinner as I did last night.

In case the above sounds a bit gay, let it be noted that it wasn't me that Vinnie shared a 4 poster hotel room with the night before. Someone else had that pleasure!

Yeah he prefers em with bigger noses apparently...

[Lucky]

Well done to my new best friend Alan mcbink. Never have I felt an urge to tell a man I love him as he slips me large amounts of cash over dinner as I did last night.

Must be nice to have a bit of someone and actually get a return Vincent

Nice one Lucky

Thank you , and lol re Vinnie - I kinda backed him too, for no return.

A bit of background, as I've never asked for any staking or sold any shares before.

On Saturday night after day one finished, Vinnie , somewhat tongue in cheek, asked if I wanted to swap 10%.  Given that I had 72,000 and he had 32,000, I  politely declined.

I do rate Vinnie's play however, and made a counter offer suggesting we swap 10% of me for 20% of him.  

Given that he's a better player and that having twice the chips doesn't give you  twice the  tournament equity, I felt this was a fair deal to us both.

Hindsight suggests otherwise now, but it felt fair to us both at the time.

[Chompy]

Well done to my new best friend Alan mcbink. Never have I felt an urge to tell a man I love him as he slips me large amounts of cash over dinner as I did last night.

Must be nice to have a bit of someone and actually get a return Vincent

Nice one Lucky

Thank you , and lol re Vinnie - I kinda backed him too, for no return.

A bit of background, as I've never asked for any staking or sold any shares before.

On Saturday night after day one finished, Vinnie , somewhat tongue in cheek, asked if I wanted to swap 10%.  Given that I had 72,000 and he had 32,000, I  politely declined.

I do rate Vinnie's play however, and made a counter offer suggesting we swap 10% of me for 20% of him.  

Given that he's a better player and that having twice the chips doesn't give you  twice the  tournament equity, I felt this was a fair deal to us both.

Hindsight suggests otherwise now, but it felt fair to us both at the time.

LOLZ, save it for comedy night on 28 October please Andy.

You can start selling at a Sunny Chattha-like premium now Mr Bink.

[the sicilian]

Well done to my new best friend Alan mcbink. Never have I felt an urge to tell a man I love him as he slips me large amounts of cash over dinner as I did last night.

Must be nice to have a bit of someone and actually get a return Vincent

Nice one Lucky

Thank you , and lol re Vinnie - I kinda backed him too, for no return.

A bit of background, as I've never asked for any staking or sold any shares before.

On Saturday night after day one finished, Vinnie , somewhat tongue in cheek, asked if I wanted to swap 10%.  Given that I had 72,000 and he had 32,000, I  politely declined.

I do rate Vinnie's play however, and made a counter offer suggesting we swap 10% of me for 20% of him.  

Given that he's a better player and that having twice the chips doesn't give you  twice the  tournament equity, I felt this was a fair deal to us both.

Hindsight suggests otherwise now, but it felt fair to us both at the time.

just lol...how many milli seconds elapsed before the lag tard ripped your arm off

[Lucky]

Well done to my new best friend Alan mcbink. Never have I felt an urge to tell a man I love him as he slips me large amounts of cash over dinner as I did last night.

Must be nice to have a bit of someone and actually get a return Vincent

Nice one Lucky

Thank you , and lol re Vinnie - I kinda backed him too, for no return.

A bit of background, as I've never asked for any staking or sold any shares before.

On Saturday night after day one finished, Vinnie , somewhat tongue in cheek, asked if I wanted to swap 10%.  Given that I had 72,000 and he had 32,000, I  politely declined.

I do rate Vinnie's play however, and made a counter offer suggesting we swap 10% of me for 20% of him.  

Given that he's a better player and that having twice the chips doesn't give you  twice the  tournament equity, I felt this was a fair deal to us both.

Hindsight suggests otherwise now, but it felt fair to us both at the time.

just lol...how many milli seconds elapsed before the lag tard ripped your arm off

He played it well actually , a long slow roll before he accepted.

[Claw75]

Like the new Monday comp - good structure, lots of play.  Reckon it'll be a late finish.  Decided not to bother hanging around to find out

[Chompy]

Top-banana structure. Four-way chop completed just after 3am. Me took de win, with more than half the chips in play. Also choppage for smiley Indian woman, the female version of Qereshi, who plays like Kay Pee, random nitroller who took Pizzled out and another random dude. Edna fifth for a saver.

[Chompy]

Name                 Played Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts      Score
Tightend             34     3    2    3    4       117      3.44
Greg Sighmuns        30     4    0    1    2       95       3.17
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Sir Donksalot        60     4    3    2    7       184      3.07
Celtic               55     5    1    1    8       166      3.02
G-Rodge              67     8    1    2    11      202      3.01
Boer Wars            110    10   2    6    13      294      2.67
Claw                 57     4    2    3    3       144      2.53
Tikay                40     3    1    3    2       101      2.53
Chompy               64     4    4    1    7       155      2.42
Simon G              14     0    1    1    2       33       2.36
Winkie               23     1    0    1    4       54       2.35
Jonnyplum            85     4    3    1    10      187      2.20
Unimaginative        33     2    1    1    3       72       2.18
Evil Edna            141    8    3    4    14      304      2.16
Rockstar             107    4    4    2    14      224      2.09
Xpressman            84     1    2    4    6       174      2.07
China Mug            135    3    4    4    21      277      2.05
LittleRedRidingHood  41     1    1    2    6       84       2.05
British Gas          58     1    4    0    4       111      1.91
Luther               132    3    1    3    18      225      1.70
Snatiramas           15     1    0    0    1       25       1.67
Pizzled              85     2    3    4    4       136      1.60
Alex                 12     0    0    1    1       18       1.50
Drain Alien          48     1    1    0    7       69       1.44
Handsome Paul        36     2    0    0    2       50       1.39
Lucky                68     3    1    0    4       90       1.32
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Nirvana              86     2    1    2    6       112      1.30
Dingdell             36     1    1    0    1       41       1.14

Updated up to and including Mon 4 October

October table
Name                 Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts
Chompy               1    0    0    0       15
Xpressman            1    0    0    0       15
Evil Edna            0    0    0    2       12

Previous monthly winners...
January        Luther
February       Boer Wars
March          China Mug
April          Celtic
May            China Mug
June           Rockstar
July           Evil Edna
August         Xpressman
September      Celtic

Scrabble League
Name           Played Won    Lost   Bonus  Pts    +/-     Score
Chompy         31     22     9      11     55     +1496   1.77
TightEnd       10     7      3      1      15     +156    1.50
Clawbird       2      1      1      0      2      +21     1.00
Lucky          2      1      1      0      2      -14     1.00
Evil Edna      14     5      9      0      10     -622    0.71
Nirvana        4      0      4      0      0      -116    0
Sir Donksalot  1      0      1      0      0      -161    0
Holdyfoldy     2      0      2      0      0      -211    0
Dingdell       4      0      4      0      0      -701    0

Oh yes, TID with the MOF from 27 RD's last night. Well, 26 RD's plus Edna, whose fifth was good for another six points. Poker is now officially a game of skill once more.
Also present were Clawbird, Barry Manilow-adoring Imperial Pigeoners Pizzled and Holdy, a newly-creative Rockstar and Xpressman.

[Claw75]

well done chompy.  As Edna pointed out with two tables left though "this is an easy tourney - Chompy is still in"

[Chompy]

Edna rubs all night, sigh. Only went and saw through an evil bluff at the final table though.
Felt a bit like Keanu Reeves in The Matrix when he realised he was 'the one' and jumped inside Agent Smith (nice non-obscure reference that 100% of readers should appreciate).
Sent the Evil one spinning out the exit in the direction of Larry The Lobster.

[HOLDorFOLD]

Top-banana structure. Four-way chop completed just after 3am. Me took de win, with more than half the chips in play. Also choppage for smiley Indian woman, the female version of Qereshi, who plays like Kay Pee, random nitroller who took Pizzled and Holdy out and another random dude. Edna fifth for a saver.

FYP


Agree ... top banana structure.  I can see this being my favourite tourny of the week.

Had a right crack with ClaireBear .... not too sure our first table appreciated it though 

[HOLDorFOLD]

well done chompy.  As Edna pointed out with two tables left though "this is an easy tourney - Chompy is still in"

Who iz diz Chompy fella   




pft ... don't knock the pigeons Mr Venetian