Chompy's Recidivist 2010 G Luton League/Scrabble thread

[celtic]

Edna gubbed. Pocket eights no good v Q7

Edna got Edna'd.

[Claw75]

with 40 left at GUKPT Brighton

On a Queen high flop, Mark Chantler & Dave Johnson get it all in....

Dave...A-A
Mark...Q-J

Turn is a blank..

River a Queen!!

Sick for Dave as he heads out!!

David Johnson has also been eliminated!!

Was having a really crap day,thats cheered me up no-end,off out to celebrate with other MAS members.

MAS Celebration banquet

[Rockstar]

with 40 left at GUKPT Brighton

On a Queen high flop, Mark Chantler & Dave Johnson get it all in....

Dave...A-A
Mark...Q-J

Turn is a blank..

River a Queen!!

Sick for Dave as he heads out!!

David Johnson has also been eliminated!!

Was having a really crap day,thats cheered me up no-end,off out to celebrate with other MAS members.

MAS Celebration banquet

Boer Wars insists on Pork Scratchings,apart from that its a tray sent from heaven

The 22nd still on Claire?

[Claw75]

with 40 left at GUKPT Brighton

On a Queen high flop, Mark Chantler & Dave Johnson get it all in....

Dave...A-A
Mark...Q-J

Turn is a blank..

River a Queen!!

Sick for Dave as he heads out!!

David Johnson has also been eliminated!!

Was having a really crap day,thats cheered me up no-end,off out to celebrate with other MAS members.

MAS Celebration banquet

Boer Wars insists on Pork Scratchings,apart from that its a tray sent from heaven

The 22nd still on Claire?

certainly is - quite a crowd building up - should be a good night imo

[Chompy]

Name                 Played Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts      Score
Tightend             34     3    2    3    4       117      3.44
Greg Sighmuns        30     4    0    1    2       95       3.17
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Sir Donksalot        60     4    3    2    7       184      3.07
Celtic               55     5    1    1    8       166      3.02
G-Rodge              67     8    1    2    11      202      3.01
Tikay                40     3    1    3    3       112      2.80
Boer Wars            110    10   2    6    13      294      2.67
Claw                 57     4    2    3    3       144      2.53
Xpressman            84     2    2    3    6       204      2.43
Chompy               64     4    4    1    7       155      2.42
Simon G              14     0    1    1    2       33       2.36
Winkie               23     1    0    1    4       54       2.35
Jonnyplum            85     4    3    1    10      187      2.20
Unimaginative        33     2    1    1    3       72       2.18
Evil Edna            141    8    3    4    14      304      2.16
Rockstar             107    4    4    2    15      230      2.15
China Mug            135    3    4    4    21      277      2.05
LittleRedRidingHood  41     1    1    2    6       84       2.05
British Gas          58     1    4    0    4       111      1.91
Luther               132    3    1    3    19      230      1.74
Snatiramas           15     1    0    0    1       25       1.67
Pizzled              85     2    3    4    4       136      1.60
Alex                 12     0    0    1    1       18       1.50
Drain Alien          48     1    1    0    7       69       1.44
Handsome Paul        36     2    0    0    2       50       1.39
Lucky                68     3    1    0    4       90       1.32
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Nirvana              86     2    1    2    6       112      1.30
Dingdell             36     1    1    0    1       41       1.14

Updated up to and including Sat 9 October

October table
Name                 Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts
Xpressman            2    0    1    0       45
Chompy               1    0    0    0       15
Evil Edna            0    0    0    2       12
Tikay                0    0    0    1       11
Rockstar             0    0    0    1       6
Luther               0    0    0    1       5

Previous monthly winners...
January        Luther
February       Boer Wars
March          China Mug
April          Celtic
May            China Mug
June           Rockstar
July           Evil Edna
August         Xpressman
September      Celtic

Scrabble League
Name           Played Won    Lost   Bonus  Pts    +/-     Score
Chompy         31     22     9      11     55     +1496   1.77
TightEnd       10     7      3      1      15     +156    1.50
Clawbird       2      1      1      0      2      +21     1.00
Lucky          2      1      1      0      2      -14     1.00
Evil Edna      14     5      9      0      10     -622    0.71
Nirvana        4      0      4      0      0      -116    0
Sir Donksalot  1      0      1      0      0      -161    0
Holdyfoldy     2      0      2      0      0      -211    0
Dingdell       4      0      4      0      0      -701    0

Get in there Spanfish! Got this fantasy thing all sewn up or something.
Otherwise, nowt doing from a league perspective. Hopeless.

[the sicilian]

Fighting 5th last night... Tellys Tony Kendall spewtarded 8bb...it was shameful...quite the worst destruction of a short stack ever witnessed... i was shocked.

[tikay]

Fighting 5th last night... Tellys Tony Kendall spewtarded 8bb...it was shameful...quite the worst destruction of a short stack ever witnessed... i was shocked.

It was FAR worse. I think I had 12 x BB, about to become 10 x BB.

I am truly ashamed of myself. I could have sat there for 6 or 7 more Orbits, easily.

[tikay]

Play of the night.

Sicilian gets mixed up pre-flop with a random, there is about 5k in the Pot.

Flop comes down 

Mr Random insta-moves in on that Flop for 58,000.

Sicilian folds, Random proudly flips 

Beautifully played, Sir.

[tikay]

Random then asks - straight-faced - SiciliDonk "did you have a King?. No? I thought not."

[tikay]

One will grace Monday Evening with one's presence this Evening, as weill TV's Mr Rich Orford, who is one's screen wife & stooge.

[Lucky]

Play of the night.

Sicilian gets mixed up pre-flop with a random, there is about 5k in the Pot.

Flop comes down  

Mr Random insta-moves in on that Flop for 58,000.

Sicilian folds, Random proudly flips  

Beautifully played, Sir.

6th place saver points for me last night.

Even funnier, said random finds himself in the final 3 with Andy Lyew and Matt Buckingham. Andy has c 220,000 of the 380,000 chips in play and the other 2 have c 80,000 each.

Random is keen to deal (he was keen to deal when 4 handed but Matt wisely said no because the 4th player was a short stack). Random proposed that he and Matt split 2nd and 3rd prize money evenly. To my surprise, after a bit of thought Matt eventually agreed.

Nobody suggested Andy take anything other than 1st place money and Andy kept very quiet!

Well played sir!

[Claw75]

Play of the night.

Sicilian gets mixed up pre-flop with a random, there is about 5k in the Pot.

Flop comes down 

Mr Random insta-moves in on that Flop for 58,000.

Sicilian folds, Random proudly flips 

Beautifully played, Sir.

6th place saver points for me last night.

Even funnier, said random finds himself in the final 3 with Andy Lyew and Matt Buckingham. Andy has c 220,000 of the 380,000 chips in play and the other 2 have c 80,000 each.

Random is keen to deal (he was keen to deal when 4 handed but Matt wisely said no because the 4th player was a short stack). Random proposed that he and Matt split 2nd and 3rd prize money evenly. To my surprise, after a bit of thought Matt eventually agreed.

Nobody suggested Andy take anything other than 1st place money and Andy kept very quiet!

Well played sir!

luton's biggest session head fighting for bigglesworthy's 'king of the deals' crown imo

[tikay]

Play of the night.

Sicilian gets mixed up pre-flop with a random, there is about 5k in the Pot.

Flop comes down  

Mr Random insta-moves in on that Flop for 58,000.

Sicilian folds, Random proudly flips  

Beautifully played, Sir.

6th place saver points for me last night.

Even funnier, said random finds himself in the final 3 with Andy Lyew and Matt Buckingham. Andy has c 220,000 of the 380,000 chips in play and the other 2 have c 80,000 each.

Random is keen to deal (he was keen to deal when 4 handed but Matt wisely said no because the 4th player was a short stack). Random proposed that he and Matt split 2nd and 3rd prize money evenly. To my surprise, after a bit of thought Matt eventually agreed.

Nobody suggested Andy take anything other than 1st place money and Andy kept very quiet!

Well played sir!

Mr Random also pulled a most spectacular but not very subtle Moody in the Final.

After having a standard opening Bet of 12 x BB all evening, he makes to limp, but "mistakenly" puts in slightly less than a Min Raise. When informed it must go as a Raise, he looks hurt, & quickly says "I meant to call". He grudgingly puts the extra chips in, & attracts 3 curious callers. All of whom are behind to his K-K, which setted on the Flop.

 

[the sicilian]

Play of the night.

Sicilian gets mixed up pre-flop with a random, there is about 5k in the Pot.

Flop comes down 

Mr Random insta-moves in on that Flop for 58,000.

Sicilian folds, Random proudly flips 

Beautifully played, Sir.

LOLZ...that was superb... i think my answer to his question to whether i had a king was '' er..apparently not..'

on the ft 1500-3000..i open for 7200 mr ' I shove the nuts ' shoves for 65,000.. looks creastfallen when i fold... ' i was sure you were going call me '......

LOLZ... I sure was.. i did inform him that if i took longer than 5milli seconds to call i would be folding...

[Chompy]

Name                 Played Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts      Score
Tightend             34     3    2    3    4       117      3.44
G-Rodge              67     9    1    2    11      217      3.24
Greg Sighmuns        30     4    0    1    2       95       3.17
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Sir Donksalot        60     4    3    2    8       190      3.17
Celtic               55     5    1    1    8       166      3.02
Tikay                40     3    1    3    3       112      2.80
Boer Wars            110    10   2    6    13      294      2.67
Claw                 57     4    2    3    3       144      2.53
Xpressman            84     2    2    3    6       204      2.43
Chompy               64     4    4    1    7       155      2.42
Simon G              14     0    1    1    2       33       2.36
Winkie               23     1    0    1    4       54       2.35
Jonnyplum            85     4    3    1    10      187      2.20
Unimaginative        33     2    1    1    3       72       2.18
Evil Edna            141    8    3    4    14      304      2.16
Rockstar             107    4    4    2    15      230      2.15
China Mug            135    3    4    4    21      277      2.05
LittleRedRidingHood  41     1    1    2    6       84       2.05
British Gas          58     1    4    0    4       111      1.91
Luther               132    3    1    3    19      230      1.74
Snatiramas           15     1    0    0    1       25       1.67
Pizzled              85     2    3    4    4       136      1.60
Alex                 12     0    0    1    1       18       1.50
Drain Alien          48     1    1    0    7       69       1.44
Lucky                68     3    1    0    5       95       1.40
Handsome Paul        36     2    0    0    2       50       1.39
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Nirvana              86     2    1    2    6       112      1.30
Dingdell             36     1    1    0    1       41       1.14

Updated up to and including Sun 10 October

October table
Name                 Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts
Xpressman            2    0    1    0       45
Chompy               1    0    0    0       15
G-Rodge              1    0    0    0       15
Evil Edna            0    0    0    2       12
Tikay                0    0    0    1       11
Rockstar             0    0    0    1       6
Sir Donksalot        0    0    0    1       6
Lucky                0    0    0    0       5
Luther               0    0    0    1       5

Previous monthly winners...
January        Luther
February       Boer Wars
March          China Mug
April          Celtic
May            China Mug
June           Rockstar
July           Evil Edna
August         Xpressman
September      Celtic

Scrabble League
Name           Played Won    Lost   Bonus  Pts    +/-     Score
Chompy         31     22     9      11     55     +1496   1.77
TightEnd       10     7      3      1      15     +156    1.50
Clawbird       2      1      1      0      2      +21     1.00
Lucky          2      1      1      0      2      -14     1.00
Evil Edna      14     5      9      0      10     -622    0.71
Nirvana        4      0      4      0      0      -116    0
Sir Donksalot  1      0      1      0      0      -161    0
Holdyfoldy     2      0      2      0      0      -211    0
Dingdell       4      0      4      0      0      -701    0

Another Sunday, another £5 rebuy in the bag for G-Rodge, who took care of Rab Bain and a gay-shirted D'Artagnan among others. Just one player shy of bonus points unf but good enough to ease into second.
Elsewhere, in the mainy...
Winner was girating Andy Liew, who somehow danced his way into taking first-place money in a three-way chop. Dude has all the moves. Slick.
Second was Golfpro, who has Nirvana's dealing skills but more pokez ability. Good move playing it after all, well done.
Third was David Shamash, aka random donk. Brother of Yakshamashshamash Shamash, aka Shooly. Honestly never could have believed Shooly would be the talented one in his family. Amazing!
Never forget a Shooly hand I saw a few months ago. Blinds were 400-800, two limpers and Shooly tries to go all in for about 30k but only throws in a single 1000 chip before saying the magic words. So goes as a call obv.
Forty-year heater then min-raises out of the big blind. The two limpers both fold. Shooly insta...folds!
Fourth was Mark Wallis, greyhound trainer extraordinaire and friend of spec-less Handsome Paul.
Fifth was another random donk, wearing a shirt with a collar and no glitter or spangles. Powers lessened as a result (6pts).
Sixth was Lucky, who's easing away from the relegation donks (5pts).

Time for a quick round of guess that player!

HAND ONE
Blinds are 50-100. Four go to the flop. Not much action until they get to the river. Board now reads A J 10 4 Q. Bad player who spends his days decorating a cottage in Tring bets 600. Mystery player raises to 1600 but eventually gets out of the way as the other two stacks fly in.
"Two pair?" I ask the mystery player. "No, a set of fours. I needed to find out where I was," comes the reply.

HAND TWO
Blinds are 50-100. I make it 325. Cut-off and button both call. Mystery player raises to...3450 in the BB. I have QQ and decide he wouldn't do this with AA, so it's either AK, KK or JJ. Meh, beating two of those three. So shove for 12k total. Mystery player doesn't want to call but does with AK. King in the door.

Name that player!