Chompy's Recidivist 2010 G Luton League/Scrabble thread

[Drain Alien]

Unimaginative, jonnyplum and ChinaMug all cash last night. Well played all


Unimaginative is playing well, with confidence and couldn't miss a board if you blindfolded him, spun him around and told him to pin the tail on CocoPops

Good luck to him. Next time if he could refrain from calling my utg raise (QQ) with 109 and flopping 8JQ I'd be grateful

Or raising UTG with 33, calling a re-raise and flopping 473 to bust QQ and get to a monster chip stack

Or raising with A4 and flopping 235

that's all I can remember, but it was quite a sight!

jeez! The boy is blessed.
So did he win it, init?
Drainy

[Drain Alien]

from awop....

1   Jason Cohen   £760
2   Christopher Poulton   £540
3   James Miller   £360
4   David Johnson   £200
5   Thomas Bernard Myland   £140

wp all.

Unbelievable that unimaginative did so well considering he was so card dead.

[Rockstar]

Jason Cohen  £760
Chris Poulton £540
James Millar £360
David Johnson £200
Thomas Myland £140

As Tighty had the good grace not to flame me will relay his exiting hand as near as i can remember

Tighty     Rockstar    Ironside MK2 

*  *     *  *   

GG Tighty

Unimaginative was smashing flops like Federer on acid,but was impressed by his constant pressure and question asking hand after hand
Cards become irrelevant when a man is on his game like that,wp sir

Snatty joined us 3 tables out with chips,2 hands later he was defrosting the car

Down to two tables and leaguers everywhere,Dave Johnson and Poults were having a mega stack love-in to my right making me and my 8k feel like a second cousin sat at the top table at a wedding
At one point it looked like they would start necking, such were the compliments they were throwing at eachother

12th for me but a most enjoyable comp with many many flops seen,these new structures are to be applauded imo
WP The G

A few randoms from last night ,

Myself and Gav Kan accosted in the smoking cage by a man insistent he died in Ireland last year

A lady who was a cross between a voodoo doll and a crack whore,pestering Luther to buy her a bottle of merlot

And finally a typically brutal Lutherism as he passed our table after being knocked out,"No luck then Luther?who knocked you out?"

"I dunno,that ginger !£$% over there,im going for a fag"

[Rockstar]

http://www.racingpost.com/blog/poker/graham-wheldon/exit-meant-time-for-a-kip-and-then-a-restaurant/670907/

[Unimaginative]

...sigh.....

felt like i ran the final table which in my opinion i did... 4 bet shoving galore....

had ridic chips HU.... doubled him twice once with A7 vs 77... and then lost a race with 55 and AJ....

and then spewtarding with J3 lol...


Dave Johnson....4th
Tom Myland...5th
Dick Lynch..7th....

original payout 5..... saver for 6th and 7th... no other blondeites at FT

NB.Monthly total 5

[luther101]

Tales of gloom, alarm, and joy from poker Head Quarters to recount from last night.

A truly tough field (supplemented by some very good ex-The Western bods of Greek and Snatty extraction) locked horns, with very few 'G Midweek RDs' in attendance      .....        boooooooooo, dead money scarce!

Your Noble Author progressed smoothly, as Athi dominated but played too many flops, as per.

Sitting on the button at 100/200 - UTG (Ubermong Thatched Ginga) flats Athi's BB thus telegraphing his strong hand, as he had 'cleverly' used this Tic Tac twice already.

Looking down at the Rockets, I mused a raise of 650 would keep him in     .....     and price out an Athi fishing mission.

Well it certainly kept him in, as Ginge bounced 12k into the middle     .....       snapped.

A flop of K Q blank was complemented by a J, with a river of  9.

I was 'truly comforted' by Ginga Tosser apologising and explaining, "I thought you had A K".

Refraining from poking him the eye with the sharpest of sharp sticks - and not a single name up for  the Cash Tables - I wandered off to the Floor and decided to retry the Three Card Brag soppy bollox game, thinly disguised as Poker for the Casino Herd.

Winning a few quid I had the pleasure of Whoopee Goldberg - complete with Witch Doctor makeup - trying to ponce a drink out of me      .....        she really didn't need a top up, her breath could have stripped the Forth Bridge bare with a mere yawn.

Soon to follow was Resident Luton Nutter 2 - a Mediterranean type chappy with a pleasant sing song accent, but battier than your battiest Aunt.

He presumed Athi (who'd also suffered an early exit) was in the Army - because he had short hair - then started telling us his bruv was in the Forces out in Northern Ireland (I know we've got Ghurkas, but couldn't quite remember the last time The Royal Lebanese Phalangist Regiment trod the streets of Belfast).

Athi didn't chin him - and we fled Far From the Madding Crowd back to 'sanity' that is The Poker Room.

Eventually the Cash started     ....       and  I raced my first £100 into the pot with a FH fives over Jacks    ....       marvellous, he had Jacks up.

Bah humbug, reload    .....       and 'normal service' was resumed, thence a long session ended with a profit of £505 (quad tens, quad Kings, straights, flushes, trips galore - and noting the Tangerine Headed Monster departing the comp - all helped to rescue the night).

Chris P was doing the biz on the FT (Alex is hereby relegated to The Ghost of the Poker Past), but on checking the results couldn't overcome one of former 'thinking' players - an almost extinct species - from down The Western.

Wp Mr Poulton.

[Unimaginative]

field of 42 last night so no bonus points...

leaguers positions...

MDD 7th (saver)
China Mug 5th
Chucky 4th
Unimaginative 2nd

[Unimaginative]

yes have to admit.... completely under-estimated HU opponent....

later at the cash desk he told me he played GUKPT main events etc.... sigh.....

[Chompy]

[ X ] There sure were bonuses on offer last night

‘Most Of The Time They Can’t Call’ (G.Wheldon)   54
'The Cock-Ready Few' (P.Noonan)                  43
'G-Man's Water Sporting Quintet' (G.Rodge)       43
'Gotcha' (A.Gotch)                               43
‘Jonny’s Plums’ (D.Johnson)                      33
'Prime Beef' (J.Buffenbarger)                    17
'Holdorfantasyfolk' (M.Bashir)                   13
‘Alien Attack’ (D.Allen)                         9
‘Property Express All-Stars’ (I.Needleman)       9
‘Re-Binked’ (A.McBride)                          9
‘Ball Till U Fall’ (A.Martin)                    9
'Edna's All Stars' (E.Adams)                     4
'Sad Muppet Time' (D.Colton)                     4
'TV's Anthony Kendall' (A.Kendall)               4
'I'll Never Be As Good As Chompy' (V.Calenti)    4
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‘League Of Unlikely Donklemen’ (D.Onksalot)      0

Yep, natural order has been resumed and I'm ready to talk deals if anyone is interested? The lad Unimaginative is tearing it up, wiiiiiii.

[the sicilian]

The powerhouses that are Sicilian,Celtic and mr mcbink are yet to weigh in ( literally ) with any meaningful appearances..

Lets see where the apples lie then....

[Chompy]

Phumph, the Luton G is soooooo 2009. Biloxi is where it's at and I'm back shortly for day two of the $300 jobbie, with 18 left, having cut through 323 urine-soaked veterans already. Wiiiiiiii.

Name                 Played Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts      Score
Unimaginative        0      2    0    1    0       36       36
Luther               0      1    0    1    1       34       34
Jonnyplum            0      0    0    0    2       20       20
China Mug            0      0    0    0    2       13       13
Xpressman            0      0    0    1    0       9        9
Greg Sighmuns        0      0    0    0    1       8        8
Pizzled              0      0    0    0    0       0        0
Nirvana              0      0    0    0    0       0        0
Alex                 0      0    0    0    0       0        0
Celtic               0      0    0    0    0       0        0
Snatiramas           0      0    0    0    0       0        0
Tightend             0      0    0    0    0       0        0
Lucky                0      0    0    0    0       0        0
Gamblor              0      0    0    0    0       0        0
Winkie               0      0    0    0    0       0        0
Simon G              0      0    0    0    0       0        0
Chompy               0      0    0    0    0       0        0
Pelham Boy           0      0    0    0    0       0        0
Dingdell             0      0    0    0    0       0        0
Holdorfold           0      0    0    0    0       0        0
Jeff Buftybarger     0      0    0    0    0       0        0
Inthebelly           0      0    0    0    0       0        0
W4SP                 0      0    0    0    0       0        0
British Gas          0      0    0    0    0       0        0
RUHolding            0      0    0    0    0       0        0
Rockstar             0      0    0    0    0       0        0
Scotty               0      0    0    0    0       0        0
Rookie               0      0    0    0    0       0        0
Evil Edna            0      0    0    0    0       0        0
Handsome Paul        0      0    0    0    0       0        0
Pokermuppet          0      0    0    0    0       0        0
Ropey Flush          0      0    0    0    0       0        0
The Baron            0      0    0    0    0       0        0
Free Rollin          0      0    0    0    0       0        0
Ericredkite          0      0    0    0    0       0        0
Drain Alien          0      0    0    0    0       0        0
Rich Orford          0      0    0    0    0       0        0
Tikay                0      0    0    0    0       0        0
Claw                 0      0    0    0    0       0        0
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Sir Donksalot        0      0    0    0    0       0        0

Updated up to Mon 11 Jan

Points flying around everywhere, with Unimaginative back on top thanks to another 12pts. Chuck and Thomas each consolidated their early positions with a fourth and fifth respectively.

[Unimaginative]

The powerhouses that are Sicilian,Celtic and mr mcbink are yet to weigh in ( literally ) with any meaningful appearances..

Lets see where the apples lie then....

yh where are my points init lol

[Unimaginative]

gl in comp chomps... i didnt win tho... 2nd init

[Lucky]

The powerhouses that are Sicilian,Celtic and mr mcbink are yet to weigh in ( literally ) with any meaningful appearances..

Lets see where the apples lie then....

I expect to make my 2010 Luton debut on Friday.

Playing my first 2010 Cash game at The Empire tonight.

[luther101]

Phumph, the Luton G is soooooo 2009. Biloxi is where it's at and I'm back shortly for day two of the $300 jobbie, with 18 left, having cut through 323 urine-soaked veterans already. Wiiiiiiii.

Wow - I'm impressed flabbergasted      ......      flying to another (in)Continent appears to be the Way Forward, for Chomps.

I'm sure the table banter of dentures, cholostomy bags, and arthritic cures is utterly enthralling!

Gl today, Graham      ......        although surely there must be laws against 'Elder Abuse', even in the Good Ole U S of A?