Chompy's Recidivist 2010 G Luton League/Scrabble thread

[Claw75]

not a sexual act if it's done in the absence of any additional groping/naughtiness imo. Probs comes under 'heavy petting'. In fact, why does it even need to be classed as anything other than 'snogging'?

[Unimaginative]

Scenario:

Random guy walks up to random girl in street and locks lips with her..forcefully...

She files assualt charges: would this not be classed as sexual assualt!?

[Drain Alien]

Tonight I played mainly sh*t, and then went totally card dead.
v dull imo.
GL ALL; esp my fantasy team!

[Chompy]

No action for me tonight, be it snog- or card-based. Being sat around MDD, Tiddly Diddly, Heater Noonan, Lionel Lake and Greg's other half was enough to put me off a table romance.
Farking Luton, can'd do a think at the place.
A few leaguers left in approaching the final table, including Rockstar, Sir Donksalot, Luther and Mrs Whoosh.
Seb had just been handed a penalty when I left. LOL.
James Biltong Miller and Seb both set to go deep.
More in the morning.

[Rockstar]

The grind of all grinds finally ended in tears in a 6th place £100 saver by a member of my own Fantasy team

On a night when new levels of boredom were discovered by a lack of anything remotely resembling a hand, it was left to my inspired international pick to send me to the rail

Former President Botha makes it 20k to go out of position and is snap smoothed by Edna,i look down and see  and push all i have into the middle
All Bothas chips fly in as his 36k scares away the Evil one and im delighted to see a paltry 

         Im not scared,Edna announces she had pocket 9`s no chance of that landing

But who needs a 9 anyway....

     smash into the felt and the game is up

Luther was next to go followed by a random with Edna next and Greg and Botha are heads up for the victory

After ten mins Greg takes the tourny down in a well fought uber aggressive finale

Wp Him

[Drain Alien]

Scenario:

Random guy walks up to random school girl in street and locks lips with her..forcefully...

She files assualt charges: would this not be classed as sexual assualt!?

Chris
I am sorry to hear about this mate; when did it happen?

[Lucky]

Whats the format for thursdays now?

£40 plus £20 rebuys - 4000 chips starting stack.

I might go - at MK - 1 more client to go stick a pipe up but won't finish until 8.15 ish....see how I feel.

FYP

Client backed up - will be late.

Is this describing a traffic problem or a physical complaint?

[Drain Alien]

Whats the format for thursdays now?

£40 plus £20 rebuys - 4000 chips starting stack.

I might go - at MK - 1 more client to go stick a pipe up but won't finish until 8.15 ish....see how I feel.

FYP

Client backed up - will be late.

Is this describing a traffic problem or a physical complaint?

[  ]  Tracey has never heard any of these before, and larfs every time she hears them.

[Chompy]

Name                 Played Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts      Score
Luther               0      2    0    1    5       75       75
Unimaginative        0      2    0    1    0       36       36
Jonnyplum            0      0    0    1    2       29       29
Greg Sighmuns        0      1    0    0    1       23       23
2Tight               0      1    0    0    0       21       21
China Mug            0      0    0    0    3       18       18
Rockstar             0      0    1    0    1       17       17
British Gas          0      0    0    0    1       12       12
W4SP                 0      0    0    0    1       11       11
Holdyfoldy           0      0    0    0    1       10       10
Xpressman            0      0    0    1    0       9        9
Evil Edna            0      0    0    1    0       9        9
Drain Alien          0      0    0    0    1       7        7
_____________________________________________________________
Sir Donksalot        0      0    0    0    0       0        0

Updated up to Thu 21 Jan

Blimey, points flying around everywhere. Greg was short when I saw him but took it down for 15pts at the expense of Biltong, who obv can't fail with 10 8, having also cracked Luther's aces with it.
Her Evilness is also now on the board with a third, while consistent luckboxes Luther (6pts) and Rockstar (5pts) add to their respective tallies.

[Chompy]

'Gotcha' (A.Gotch)                               131
'G-Man's Perfect Night In' (G.Rodge)             101
'The Rock-Steady Crew' (P.Noonan)                101
'Most Of The Time They Can't Call' (G.Wheldon)   78
'Jonny’s Plums' (D.Johnson)                      62
'Alien Attack' (D.Allen)                         33
'Holdorfantasyfolk' (M.Bashir)                   28
'Prime Beef' (J.Buffenbarger)                    22
'Fake Madrid' (G.Symons)                         19
'Last Men Standing' (P.Ephremsen)                12
'A Glass Half Full' (G.Snitcherson)              12
'If You Can't Beat'Em, Join'Em' (G.Dealer)       9
'Deer's Testicles FTW' (G.Kan)                   9
'Re-Binked' (A.McBride)                          9
'Property Express All-Stars' (I.Needleman)       9
'Ball Till U Fall’ (A.Martin)                    9
'I'll Never Be As Good As Chompy' (V.Calenti)    4
'Edna's All Stars' (E.Adams)                     4
'Sad Muppet Time' (D.Colton)                     4
'TV's Anthony Kendall' (A.Kendall)               4
__________________________________________________
'League Of Unlikely Donklemen' (D.Onksalot)      0

I'm surprised nobody picked Greg. I had him but then unwisely dropped him at the last second.
Rockstar's list is rattling along like a well-talced ferret down a drainpipe. Another 23pts accumulated last night.

[the sicilian]

Sigh... played a nice controlled game last night but couldn't win a flip or hit a card..... 

Played a set nicely just after the break...led with it got called and managed to check a turn that would fill an up and downer..the board pairing on the river was beautiful and RD couldnt help reraising my value bet.. i shipped and he insta called with his straight..

carved my way through the field to double average only to get cold decked by Gino who blind on blind limped with aces...i did well not to raise with QJ Spades and a Q with 2 spades flop had the chips in...

[ ] i hit one of my 14 outs

was felted to 8bb but ran it back up to 60k.lost a flip to greg with him allin... went to the final table, got luther allin with 2 pair against his KK..the turn gives me the spade flush draw and takes a bunch of his outs only for him to luckbox the river straight...2 flips later i'm gone in 8th...big sigh....

Chris ' my mum still makes me wear my school shorts, and packs my dinner in a Transformers lunchbox ' poulton i may be up for the Saturday pm tourney... as Galictico's come down a couple of divisions to see what in fighting i can see in the trenches...


[ ] i will be bluffing a lot

[HOLDorFOLD]

'Gotcha' (A.Gotch)                               131
'G-Man's Perfect Night In' (G.Rodge)             101
'The Rock-Steady Crew' (P.Noonan)                101
'Most Of The Time They Can't Call' (G.Wheldon)   78
'Jonny’s Plums' (D.Johnson)                      62
'Alien Attack' (D.Allen)                         33
'Holdorfantasyfolk' (M.Bashir)                   28
'Prime Beef' (J.Buffenbarger)                    22
'Fake Madrid' (G.Symons)                         19
'Last Men Standing' (P.Ephremsen)                12
'A Glass Half Full' (G.Snitcherson)              12
'If You Can't Beat'Em, Join'Em' (G.Dealer)       9
'Deer's Testicles FTW' (G.Kan)                   9
'Re-Binked' (A.McBride)                          9
'Property Express All-Stars' (I.Needleman)       9
'Ball Till U Fall’ (A.Martin)                    9
'I'll Never Be As Good As Chompy' (V.Calenti)    4
'Edna's All Stars' (E.Adams)                     4
'Sad Muppet Time' (D.Colton)                     4
'TV's Anthony Kendall' (A.Kendall)               4
__________________________________________________
'League Of Unlikely Donklemen' (D.Onksalot)      0

I'm surprised nobody picked Greg. I had him but then unwisely dropped him at the last second.
Rockstar's list is rattling along like a well-talced ferret down a drainpipe. Another 23pts accumulated last night.

Sigh, just SIGH ... I had Greg in my team but he says "No, don't pick me, waste of time because I'm not going to be here, I'm off to Malta"

... well hurry up and feck off to Malta then   


LOL, Nice one Corona for the Youngster, 
 

[ruholding]

morning all blondeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees

anyone going tonite for the friday donkathon???.  i expect min 10 leaguers and 76 in total. spread avilable chompy 70-75???

p.s. where is drain alien?

[Chompy]

I'm beginning to get concerned about Drainy. It's been more than an hour since he was last on here posting a checkbox. I'm thinking about getting a search party together.
Think you is pretty close with that spread RU. I'll go a smidge lower and set the line at 68-72.

[ruholding]

I'm beginning to get concerned about Drainy. It's been more than an hour since he was last on here posting a checkbox. I'm thinking about getting a search party together.
Think you is pretty close with that spread RU. I'll go a smidge lower and set the line at 68-72.

is the best poker player in st neots going tonight?? and are you going tonight chompy???