Name Played Won 2nd 3rd Other Pts Score
2Tight 1 1 0 0 1 28 28.00
Ericredkite 1 0 0 1 0 15 15.00
Greg Sighmuns 5 3 0 0 2 66 13.20
W4SP 1 0 0 0 1 11 11.00
Free Rollin 1 0 0 1 0 9 9.00
Jonnyplum 7 1 0 1 3 48 6.86
Boer Wars 20 5 1 3 6 132 6.60
Handsome Paul 4 1 0 0 0 21 5.25
Holdyfoldy 6 0 0 1 3 31 5.17
Simon G 1 0 0 0 1 5 5.00
Luther 25 2 1 1 7 102 4.08
G-Rodge 7 1 0 1 1 28 4.00
Tikay 4 0 0 0 2 14 3.50
Unimaginative 12 2 0 1 1 40 3.33
Chompy 6 0 0 0 1 19 3.17
Lucky 5 1 0 0 0 15 3.00
Rockstar 16 1 1 0 3 45 2.81
Pizzled 13 2 0 0 1 36 2.77
Celtic 3 0 0 0 1 8 2.67
Drain Alien 8 0 0 0 3 20 2.50
LittleRedRidingHood 7 0 1 0 1 17 2.43
China Mug 20 0 1 1 3 39 1.95
British Gas 7 0 0 0 1 12 1.71
Sir Donksalot 6 0 0 0 1 7 1.17
Evil Edna 15 0 0 1 1 16 1.07
Xpressman 15 0 0 1 0 9 0.60
Gamblor 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Pokermuppet 1 0 0 0 0 0 0
Jeff Buftybarger 1 0 0 0 0 0 0
Rookie 1 0 0 0 0 0 0
Winkie 1 0 0 0 0 0 0
Inthebelly 2 0 0 0 0 0 0
Scotty 2 0 0 0 0 0 0
Snatiramas 2 0 0 0 0 0 0
Claw 2 0 0 0 0 0 0
Pelham Boy 3 0 0 0 0 0 0
RUHolding 4 0 0 0 0 0 0
Tightend 4 0 0 0 0 0 0
Dingdell 5 0 0 0 0 0 0
Alex 5 0 0 0 0 0 0
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Nirvana 10 0 0 0 0 0 0
Updated up to Sun 21 Feb
I knew it. I knew these £5 rebuy thingys were just an easy-point exercise for the Mutual Admiration Society. Stick a decent player in there like Sir (limp-call 7xBB) Donksalot and it would be GG for D'Artagnan et al.
Even I managed to take it down, trebling up first hand with 10 2 v AA v AA, donking rapidly, reloading ten times and then seeing off the dual-pronged threats of MAS members Rockstar and G-Rodge after the break.
It was just good fun. Asking the BB how much he has (4500), making it 2300 to go with 2-9 off and then calling his lol A-8 shove. I'd have paid anything just to see his head-shaking walk-off after the nine arrived on the turn.
Yep, 15pts here. Ship it. I'm gonna have to change the points system again next season* to stop points being farmed in these donkathons.
I tried dual tournamenting but they wouldn't let me play both at the same time. FML. Turned up during a break in the kiddies' pool to see 88 in the £100er that I couldn't play in a multi-way pot - flop A8X, two clubs. They shouldn't let you buy in if you can't play both at the same time imo.
Anyway, loads of leaguers left when I got GG'd with 10 10 v AK, including Sir Donkeys, Tikay, Pizzled, Handsome Paul and, get this...
Glenn 'olive oil drizzled over sea bream' Hen
derson! Over three hours in and he was still there. Still there! FFS! Canna wait for the result in the morning...
*Re: this season, I don't see much point in making it two six-month leagues after all. Obv the fantasy league is a six-monther and that's that, but Alex's shield will be getting passed on to the overall yearly winner. Which begs the question, is it really worth having individual trophies for the top two finishers Jan through June? I'd say not. But as always will voice any objections at the next elders' gathering.
**Better field for the main event tonight, which has to be good. Including Kevin Twigg on another table. He's one of those players I'd pay to watch play. Absolute class for me.
Text just in saying Sir Donksalot has 60k
Text just in saying Sir Donksalot no longer has 60k
As for the main event, bonus points up for grabs here and the old fella managed to nick some. Absolute comedy stuff before I got knocked out. Blinds were 200-400 (25) and out goes his ante, only be be reeled back in again.
He's utg and then throws out 2x25 chips. WTF! I know things can get a bit hazy but this guy was just slowing down the game. I nearly called Coco Pops, again sporting his Colombian drugs baron look, over for a ruling.
Anyway, nine points is the upshot, but not good enough to cope with Megadong, who'd only got back from Vegas hours earlier. Class will out boys, class will out. Some final table that one, Megadong, Pinot Grigio, Laurence Cushioner, Tikay. Just LOL.
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