Chompy's Recidivist 2010 G Luton League/Scrabble thread

[Drain Alien]

Weeeee - WP the women!! Mrs Drainy and Claw!!!! Women are the future of poker!

I played badly, left the G with egg on my face, on my drive home got rear ended by a very big lorry which decided that the traffic stopped in front of him in the roadworks on the M1 would magically disappear as he continued to unwrap his mars bar - it didn't and I spent 3 hours in casualty.

[ ] I didn't spend the three hours wondering why I ever bother with poker, and that I would have been better off at at home watching the tv....

[X] The morphine for the whiplash is great 

[ ] I may attend Luton tonight just so I can start a new 'drugs in poker' thread.

GG the girls, lets keep this going!!

blimey ding, sorry to hear about your accident, and also wot happened with the lorry too
hope you're ok
re u getting the bus to Luton tonite then?

[Drain Alien]

For the attention of a league elder....

URGENT ATTENTION REQUIRED

Dear Sir,

I have been examining the league table following recent updatements, and have spotted a serious error.

For some reason - that I can only asume will be explained as a simple user input error - you have put LittleRed above me in the table.

Clearly this is totally ridic

You seem to have entered her "number played" as 16 when it should clearly be 17 (11 + 5 = 17, obv)
by manipulating editing this figure she slides suitably down the league table and would rightly be below me (oooh err)

Please can you amend the table accordingly. I am willing to pay proper real cash for this accidental change.

Yours most cheatingly sincerely

Drain Alien (prepared to go to any lengths to not let mrs finish ahead)

;-)

[Lucky]

At least you've now got a safe answer to that tricky old question;

"When did you stop beating your wife?"

;-)

btw alan is that an allotment in the background of your picture?
it looks like an Adonia Arbutifolia if I am not mistaken? 

You're a bit out. It's a photo from our recent holiday in the Rwanda mountains.

It's not very clear in a small picture but we're about 5 metres away from a troupe of 15 mountain gorillas there. You can just about see a few of them in the top left of the picture.

[luther101]

Funniest moments at the G last night were Celtic's strident bursts of 'support' for Deano at the F/T of the £100.

[   ] Sellick sure wanted Our Man From Palermo to win.

[luther101]

At least you've now got a safe answer to that tricky old question;

"When did you stop beating your wife?"

;-)

btw alan is that an allotment in the background of your picture?
it looks like an Adonia Arbutifolia if I am not mistaken?  

You're a bit out. It's a photo from our recent holiday in the Rwanda mountains.

It's not very clear in a small picture but we're about 5 metres away from a troupe of 15 mountain gorillas there. You can just about see a few of them in the top left of the picture.

Any more of this 'Gorillas in the phuqqin Mist' boasting Lucky - and I'll be forced to put up my photo of a squirrel munching my trainers at Centre Parks, circa 1991!

[nirvana]

Add 1 more for me Chomp, I fancy some pokers tonight

[Chompy]

Name                 Played Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts      Score
2Tight               4      1    0    0    1       28       7.00
Greg Sighmuns        12     3    0    0    2       70       5.83 *
Claw                 7      2    0    0    0       33       4.71
Winkie               6      1    0    0    2       27       4.50
Sir Donksalot        14     2    1    0    1       58       4.14 *
Boer Wars            52     7    2    4    9       206      3.96
Ericredkite          4      0    0    1    0       15       3.75
Ropey Flush          4      0    1    0    0       15       3.75
Luther               34     3    1    1    7       117      3.44 *
Jonnyplum            31     3    1    1    3       96       3.10
Simon G              8      0    1    0    2       24       3.00
Tikay                10     0    1    0    2       26       2.60
G-Rodge              28     2    1    2    2       71       2.54
Chompy               21     1    2    0    2       49       2.33
Free Rollin          4      0    0    1    0       9        2.25
China Mug            54     0    4    2    9       120      2.22
LittleRedRidingHood  16     1    1    0    1       32       2.00
Drain Alien          20     0    1    0    4       39       1.95
Dingdell             8      1    0    0    0       15       1.88 *
Unimaginative        22     2    0    1    1       40       1.82
Rockstar             56     2    2    0    7       99       1.77
Holdyfoldy           18     0    0    1    3       31       1.72
Evil Edna            42     2    0    1    4       71       1.69
Handsome Paul        13     1    0    0    0       21       1.62
Lucky                24     2    0    0    1       38       1.58
W4SP                 7      0    0    0    1       11       1.57
British Gas          18     0    1    0    2       27       1.50
Tightend             8      0    0    0    2       12       1.50
Alex                 7      0    0    0    1       9        1.29
Pizzled              33     2    0    0    2       40       1.21
Xpressman            24     0    0    2    1       24       1.00
RUHolding            17     0    1    0    0       17       1.00
Celtic               8      0    0    0    1       8        1.00
Nirvana              48     1    1    0    2       42       0.88
Snatiramas           2      0    0    0    0       0        0
Inthebelly           3      0    0    0    0       0        0
Pelham Boy           4      0    0    0    0       0        0

Updated up to Mon 29 March

* - March total NEEDED

Top January points scorer - Luther
Top February points scorer - Boer Wars
Top March points scorer - China Mug

Fantasy League
'Gotcha' (A.Gotch)                               463
'G-Man's Perfect Night In' (G.Rodge)             375
'Jonny’s Plums' (D.Johnson)                      305
'The Rock-Steady Crew' (P.Noonan)                293
'Holdorfantasyfolk' (M.Bashir)                   269
'A Glass Half Full' (G.Henderson)                252
'Most Of The Time They Can't Call' (G.Wheldon)   243
'Fake Madrid' (G.Symons)                         238
'Prime Beef' (J.Buffenbarger)                    213
'Re-Binked' (A.McBride)                          209
'Edna's All Stars' (E.Adams)                     194
'Hurrah, It's The Luton Rifles' (M.Jarvis)       184
'Alien Attack' (D.Allen)                         179
'Deer's Testicles FTW' (G.Kan)                   170
'Last Men Standing' (P.Ephremsen)                166
'TV's Anthony Kendall' (A.Kendall)               162
'Sad Muppet Time' (D.Colton)                     136
'I'll Never Be As Good As Chompy' (V.Calenti)    130
'Muck All In' (C.Poulton)                        127
'If You Can't Beat'Em, Join'Em' (G.Dealer)       119
'Property Express All-Stars' (I.Needleman)       111
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'League Of Unlikely Donklemen' (D.Onksalot)      104
'Ball Till U Fall’ (A.Martin)                    100

Dave 'The Plum' 'A6 >> AK' 'Chuck Norris' 'QJ >> KJ' Johnson supplemented Friday's win with another second last night. His 12pts take him up the league and also mean he's breached the defences of the MAS by easing into third in the fantasy league. As for the MAS being positioned on table 3, seats 1, 2 and 3, well a few eyebrows were raised I can tell you!
I thought myself and Edna were heading for another chop at one stage but it wasn't to be, with the evil one crashing out in fifth.

[turny]

0 for me this month chompy.
was hoping to squeeze one in before the 31st but staffing issues stopped any hope i had of that.
 promise il play a few more in april but gona start hopefully saturday night up the road for there easter special just got to persuade the missus to work saturday night at the club 

are tournies at the circus included in the league yet?

[Chompy]

No worries ITB, as long as you get 30 in before 31 December, you is safe.
No decision yet on Circus Circus events. Looking forward to this one though, should be good.

EASTER WEEKEND 2nd - 4th April DEEPER STACK POKER SPECIAL - 40 Min Clock- Winn er Guaranteed £2500 - Dealer Dealt
2nd - Day 1a £100 No Limit Holdem Ddeeper-Stack Freezeout 20,000 Start Chips 7pm Start
3rd - Day 1b £100 No Limit Holdem Deeper-Stac Freezeout 20,000 Start Chips 7pm Start
4th - Final Day £100 No Limit Deeper-Stack Freezeout 5pm Start       

[Drain Alien]

No worries ITB, as long as you get 30 in before 31 December, you is safe.
No decision yet on Circus Circus events. Looking forward to this one though, should be good.

EASTER WEEKEND 2nd - 4th April DEEPER STACK POKER SPECIAL - 40 Min Clock- Winn er Guaranteed £2500 - Dealer Dealt
2nd - Day 1a £100 No Limit Holdem Ddeeper-Stack Freezeout 20,000 Start Chips 7pm Start
3rd - Day 1b £100 No Limit Holdem Deeper-Stac Freezeout 20,000 Start Chips 7pm Start
4th - Final Day £100 No Limit Deeper-Stack Freezeout 5pm Start       

that looks super marv!

[Drain Alien]

Chomps

I think u need to clean your typewriter cos it has left a strange series of horizontal dashes halfway down the league table
if u give it a clean I reck that should do the job innit

I also realised that I made an error with my march games played figure and it was actually 5, not 6
how silly of me
pls amend the table accordingly
[ ]  this sure is true, and isn't just a cunning attempt to manipulate the figures to be above the wife in the table
 
Drainy

[LittleRedRidingHood]

My, my Drainy you seem to be getting distressed that LRRH is on top of you. (IN THE LEAGUE)

[Drain Alien]

My, my Drainy you seem to be getting distressed that LRRH is on top of you. (IN THE LEAGUE)

errrrm, no at all
if I woz gonna get distressed by it I obv wouldn't have let u win on sunday
;-)

[   ]  I sure did let little red win the omahahaha comp
[ x ] I sure played my bestest Omaha game ever
[   ] we play Omaha alot

[luther101]

Darren - don't you mean?

[ x ] You sure played your only Omaha tournament ever

[Drain Alien]

Darren - don't you mean?

[ x ] You sure played your only Omaha tournament ever

actually Paul you're wrong
u see I once had a dream that included an Omaha torney, so technially it was my 2nd

how I finished 2nd out of 41 I will never know
let's face it I dunno wot I am doing with 2 cards, never mind 4 of 'em!