Chompy's Recidivist 2010 G Luton League/Scrabble thread

[Lucky]

I think "2Tight" is Matt (Thompson ?)  from Reading - a friend of John Potts and Neil Brooks.

[Simon Galloway]

USA Dennis must have been really short to have agreed a saver.  He wouldn't have otherwise....

[Drain Alien]

USA Dennis must have been really short to have agreed a saver.  He wouldn't have otherwise....

LOL - Yeah, like ONE chip.
And I bet he let off a big fist-pumping WHOOOPP WHOOOP when the deal woz done.

[luther101]

USA Dennis must have been really short to have agreed a saver.  He wouldn't have otherwise....

Oh that he was Simon, a total bowl of rice dust.

I've been waiting patiently to get the occasion to 're-pay' our sporting Son of San Diego for past digressions - just as I was about to answer his wimpering pleas for dimes with a good old Anglo-Saxon "phuqq right off Spawn of Satan", I remembered he was in my Fantasy League team.

So with much gnashing of the teeth - and that upstart Johnny Plums daring to challenge the all-conquering MAS - I agreed    ....     collateral damage is acceptable in times of all out war.

Chompy, I heard the Mayor fellah out in Bolloxiland likes a game of poker - so could you text Pizzled and get him to invite Osama bin Barak to the EasterFest at the Circus over the weekend?

Hands over the water etc.

[Chompy]

Discussing USADennis on a poker forum? It must be April Fool's Day or something.

Outraged that he got a saver when sat with a bowel of dust in front of him imo. Let's see, he's not only in Luther's fantasy team but also in the list of one of those scrapping for his life to get out of the relegation zone...one Sir Donksalot!

Steward's enquiry! Steward's enquiry!

[the sicilian]

Discussing USADennis on a poker forum? It must be April Fool's Day or something.

Outraged that he got a saver when sat with a bowel of dust in front of him imo. Let's see, he's not only in Luther's fantasy team but also in the list of one of those scrapping for his life to get out of the relegation zone...one Sir Donksalot!

Steward's enquiry! Steward's enquiry!

 

[the sicilian]

Name                 Played Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts      Score
2Tight               4      1    0    0    1       28       7.00
Claw                 7      2    0    0    0       33       4.71
Winkie               6      1    0    0    2       27       4.50
Boer Wars            53     7    2    4    9       206      3.89
Ericredkite          4      0    0    1    0       15       3.75
Ropey Flush          4      0    1    0    0       15       3.75
Greg Sighmuns        19     3    0    0    2       70       3.68
Luther               46     3    1    2    7       144      3.13
Jonnyplum            31     3    1    1    3       96       3.10
Sir Donksalot        22     2    1    0    2       68       3.09
Simon G              8      0    1    0    2       24       3.00
G-Rodge              26     2    1    2    2       71       2.73
Tikay                10     0    1    0    2       26       2.60
Chompy               21     1    2    0    2       49       2.33
China Mug            55     0    4    2    10      127      2.31
Free Rollin          4      0    0    1    0       9        2.25
LittleRedRidingHood  16     1    1    0    1       32       2.00
Drain Alien          20     0    1    0    4       39       1.95
Dingdell             8      1    0    0    0       15       1.88 *
Evil Edna            40     2    0    1    4       71       1.78
Rockstar             57     2    2    0    7       99       1.74
Holdyfoldy           18     0    0    1    3       31       1.72
Handsome Paul        13     1    0    0    0       21       1.62
Unimaginative        25     2    0    1    1       40       1.60
Lucky                24     2    0    0    1       38       1.58
W4SP                 7      0    0    0    1       11       1.57
Tightend             8      0    0    0    2       12       1.50
British Gas          19     0    1    0    2       27       1.42
Alex                 7      0    0    0    1       9        1.29
Pizzled              33     2    0    0    2       40       1.21
Xpressman            24     0    0    2    1       24       1.00
RUHolding            17     0    1    0    0       17       1.00
Celtic               8      0    0    0    1       8        1.00
Nirvana              48     1    1    0    2       42       0.88
Snatiramas           2      0    0    0    0       0        0
Inthebelly           3      0    0    0    0       0        0
Pelham Boy           4      0    0    0    0       0        0

Updated up to Wed 31 March

* - March total NEEDED

Top January points scorer - Luther
Top February points scorer - Boer Wars
Top March points scorer - China Mug

Fantasy League
'Gotcha' (A.Gotch)                               475
'G-Man's Perfect Night In' (G.Rodge)             387
'Jonny’s Plums' (D.Johnson)                      322
'The Rock-Steady Crew' (P.Noonan)                309
'Holdorfantasyfolk' (M.Bashir)                   276
'A Glass Half Full' (G.Henderson)                252
'Fake Madrid' (G.Symons)                         248
'Most Of The Time They Can't Call' (G.Wheldon)   243
'Prime Beef' (J.Buffenbarger)                    220
'Re-Binked' (A.McBride)                          219
'Edna's All Stars' (E.Adams)                     194
'Hurrah, It's The Luton Rifles' (M.Jarvis)       194
'Alien Attack' (D.Allen)                         179
'Deer's Testicles FTW' (G.Kan)                   174
'TV's Anthony Kendall' (A.Kendall)               172
'Last Men Standing' (P.Ephremsen)                166
'Muck All In' (C.Poulton)                        137
'Sad Muppet Time' (D.Colton)                     136
'I'll Never Be As Good As Chompy' (V.Calenti)    130
'If You Can't Beat'Em, Join'Em' (G.Dealer)       119
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'League Of Unlikely Donklemen' (D.Onksalot)      118
'Property Express All-Stars' (I.Needleman)       111
'Ball Till U Fall’ (A.Martin)                    100

A few league souls tried to slip an extra March tournament in under the radar, but Sir Donkeys voluntarily texted me a list of who was there to stop what he labelled 'cheating'.
His good work was rewarded with a fourth in a tournament that was obv designed for him. If only one more player had turned up there would have been six bonus points instead of three  
The Noonan bandwagon got back on track with a third (Luther your fantasy score was different to your league score, so I've generously gone with the bigger figure). Also, another 7pts for Thomas, while fans of USADennis and all that he brings to the game have seen their fantasy teams binked to the tune of another 4pts.

Does anyone know whether Peter Thompson is AKA 2Tight? Know it's something along those lines but have forgotten imo.

[ ] This is true
[ ] Chompy did not trick me into being added to his roster of G Luton spies

[Simon Galloway]

Easy for me to say as I don't have a fantasy team innit, but even if he had to be given saver points for fantasy purposes, I would have made him a) beg for them and b) make him admit what a prize cock he has been about savers in the past before granting it.

[Drain Alien]

Probably be at the G on Friday, what effect will the C ircus Easter Eggstravaganza have on numbers ? I guess the extra £25 will not put too many people off on a Friday Night ?

Also why is there an * next to my total ? is 4 games played in dispute ? Can we actually get the correct details from the Casino's Computer ?

If the weather's as bad as forecast numbers should be good on Friday imo. I'll go for 60-70.
* There isn't an * next to your name Mr Kite. You're looking at an old league table.
* The only * left is next to the name of habitual latetard Ding.
* You can check how many times you've attended the G in the last month** by just ringing the main casino number. They can check on reception for you. Don't even need to go through to the poker room, although the whole process would obv be sped up if you do and get put through to Coco Pops. He da man.

** Drainy take note

This method of tournament counting is flawed imo. Because it relies on the G doing something.

I had at least 2 visits to the G in March which didn't involve playing a league comp (once on Daniel's 18th to play his private SNG - LittleRed didn't knock me out of that one - and one flying trip - literally - to sign Holly's card late last Monday).

I will therefore stick with my current method of completely guessing in order to submit my laughable monthly total.

Mr Drain-pipe.

[Drain Alien]

Easy for me to say as I don't have a fantasy team innit, but even if he had to be given saver points for fantasy purposes, I would have made him a) beg for them and b) make him admit what a prize cock he has been about savers in the past before granting it.

Some things just don't need stating or admitting.

[the sicilian]

Easy for me to say as I don't have a fantasy team innit, but even if he had to be given saver points for fantasy purposes, I would have made him a) beg for them and b) make him admit what a prize cock he has been about savers in the past before granting it.

LOL  with about 15 left his short stack tripled up, You could have heard the whoooping and hollering in the shires.....true ESPN style

[Rockstar]

2 extra tournys added to my declared total for March Chompy if you please

USA Dennis`s night went something like this

Snap call with Ace Rag 7 times,Behind to pairs 7 times,bink the Ace 7 times,Mahoosive Yee-Haws 7 times,wp sir you indeed is THE man as you put it

Banksy`s hair appears to have had a conservation order slapped on it,it kind of mesmerises you if you stare at it for long enough

Nice to hear Snatty`s back,about time imo,not that he`s in my Fantasy team you understand

[Drain Alien]

2 extra tournys added to my declared total for March Chompy if you please

USA Dennis`s night went something like this

Snap call with Ace Rag 7 times,Behind to pairs 7 times,bink the Ace 7 times,Mahoosive Yee-Haws 7 times,wp sir you indeed is THE man as you put it

Banksy`s hair appears to have had a conservation order slapped on it,it kind of mesmerises you if you stare at it for long enough

Nice to hear Snatty`s back,about time imo,not that he`s in my Fantasy team you understand

Lol - Gotchy isn't jealous of Banksy's bonce imo

[Rockstar]

As the ravages of time wait for no man,i feel this look is unfortunately where im heading......

[Drain Alien]

Hoooooooo's goin' 2nite?
Dwainy