Chompy's Recidivist 2010 G Luton League/Scrabble thread

[HOLDorFOLD]

what happened to my post??? i is shitfaced and cant see at best of times, its gone!!! nooorrrrrrrrrrrrrr i shoulda done it im word or spome other thing, no ypuyomng again


white riussians and corona do not mix rtoo werll for the head f but work vert coolio for gwtting to final table but i bnuvbbled on n the vcvash and they dealt agfrter i left and i had to aviod a eric who jhad been dsna[ppingaway allweek fml

was a diary for chiompy as well sigh,bloody laptops, macs ftw

ask chompy whats happening for update

biloxi is briulliant, forem anyway

sigh


pok so dinner arranged for tommoprowwos with a coupole that li   fewck this tirted goingh to bed

xxx

[luther101]

If seat one dude makes the money I'll eat your alien baseball cap

Get munching Claire - that seat one gimpoid was sitting with at least a third of the chips in play at the start of the F/T when I left - his 'skillfull run' continued unabated after you left     .....        all you could see was a stream of players walking away shaking their heads in disbelief at his 'play' all night long.

Lucky (points please Chimpy) was drooling over the prospect of getting his chips, having not played on Gimp's table last night        .....      I think McBink might have been in for a shock, of seismic proportions!

(Perhaps it's the way forward in live Poker - call any all in/multiple all ins with K J/KQ unsuited     .....          because it's 100% that you'll hit the straight anyway. I was half expecting a badly decomposed Jeremy Beadle to come bouncing out of the bogs - with Coco Pops clutching a handcam - screeching, "Game for a Laugh?"))

[Chompy]

Name                 Played Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts      Score
2Tight               4      1    0    0    1       28       7.00
Winkie               6      1    0    0    3       37       6.17
Claw                 7      2    0    0    0       33       4.71
Boer Wars            53     7    2    4    9       206      3.89
Ericredkite          4      0    0    1    0       15       3.75
Greg Sighmuns        19     3    0    0    2       70       3.68
Luther               46     3    1    2    7       144      3.13
Jonnyplum            31     3    1    1    3       96       3.10
Sir Donksalot        22     2    1    0    2       68       3.09
Simon G              8      0    1    0    2       24       3.00
G-Rodge              26     2    1    2    2       71       2.73
Tikay                10     0    1    0    2       26       2.60
Ropey Flush          6      0    1    0    0       15       2.50
Chompy               21     1    2    0    2       49       2.33
China Mug            55     0    4    2    10      127      2.31
Free Rollin          4      0    0    1    0       9        2.25
Lucky                24     2    1    0    1       53       2.21
LittleRedRidingHood  16     1    1    0    1       32       2.00
Drain Alien          20     0    1    0    4       39       1.95
Dingdell             8      1    0    0    0       15       1.88 *
Evil Edna            40     2    0    1    4       71       1.78
Holdyfoldy           18     0    0    1    3       31       1.72
Rockstar             58     2    2    0    7       99       1.71
Handsome Paul        13     1    0    0    0       21       1.62
Unimaginative        25     2    0    1    1       40       1.60
W4SP                 7      0    0    0    1       11       1.57
Tightend             8      0    0    0    2       12       1.50
British Gas          19     0    1    0    2       27       1.42
Alex                 7      0    0    0    1       9        1.29
Nirvana              34     1    1    0    2       42       1.24
Pizzled              33     2    0    0    2       40       1.21
Xpressman            24     0    0    2    1       24       1.00
RUHolding            17     0    1    0    0       17       1.00
Celtic               8      0    0    0    1       8        1.00
Snatiramas           2      0    0    0    0       0        0
Inthebelly           3      0    0    0    0       0        0
Pelham Boy           4      0    0    0    0       0        0

Updated up to Thu 1 April

April table
Name                 Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts
Lucky                0    1    0    0       15
Winkie               0    0    0    1       10

Fantasy League
'Gotcha' (A.Gotch)                               475
'G-Man's Perfect Night In' (G.Rodge)             387
'The Rock-Steady Crew' (P.Noonan)                324
'Jonny’s Plums' (D.Johnson)                      322
'Holdorfantasyfolk' (M.Bashir)                   291
'A Glass Half Full' (G.Henderson)                252
'Fake Madrid' (G.Symons)                         248
'Most Of The Time They Can't Call' (G.Wheldon)   243
'Prime Beef' (J.Buffenbarger)                    220
'Re-Binked' (A.McBride)                          219
'Edna's All Stars' (E.Adams)                     194
'Hurrah, It's The Luton Rifles' (M.Jarvis)       194
'Deer's Testicles FTW' (G.Kan)                   189
'Last Men Standing' (P.Ephremsen)                181
'Alien Attack' (D.Allen)                         179
'TV's Anthony Kendall' (A.Kendall)               172
'I'll Never Be As Good As Chompy' (V.Calenti)    140
'Muck All In' (C.Poulton)                        137
'Sad Muppet Time' (D.Colton)                     136
___________________________________________________
'League Of Unlikely Donklemen' (D.Onksalot)      133
'If You Can't Beat'Em, Join'Em' (G.Dealer)       119
'Property Express All-Stars' (I.Needleman)       111
'Ball Till U Fall’ (A.Martin)                    100

Crikey, what a night! Things we learned...

Avi is getting a reputation as a slowroller.
Body warmers are 'in'.
Ding still hasn't put her March total in.
Snat will be an even rarer bird at the G over the coming months, which is bad news for Rockstar's fantasy list.
Holdyfoldy loves Biloxi but not cash blubbing at the final table.
Seat 1 was a joke player, but not as bad as Seat 3, who knocked RUDonking out as follows...
Seat 3 limps, RUDonking shoves with K 10. Seat 3 insta-snaps with...2 3 off. "Just watch" he says proudly, before flop comes 2 4 6. FFS, what a pointless activity tournament poker can be.
Claw has to feast on baseball cap after Seat 1 took the win in a four-way chop.
The powers that be would be 'happy with 40' for Tuesday's inaugural £250 monthly...

Alan the Luckbox obv managed to outMcBink Filippo 'the luckboxier', Capone, aka Seat 1, aka Al Crapone, at some point as he finished second. Winkie finished fourth. Sounds like some sort of funky deal was done. A total of 60 runners so 15pts and 10pts respectively.
Paul McKenna finished fifth. The power of positive thinking obv. Ericthedyke was not present.

Fri 2nd BANK HOLIDAY SPECIAL     
£100 No Limit Hold'em Freezeout 10,000pt 7.30pm

Earlier start tonight. Line on total players = 85-88

[TightEnd]

Hey Chomps/Claw/Holdy etc

Sorry for the drama on this (and other) threads last night. All sorts of crap going down, completely unneccesarily, by some posters

Hopefully the thread should be back in order now

[mondatoo]

what happened to my post??? i is shitfaced and cant see at best of times, its gone!!! nooorrrrrrrrrrrrrr i shoulda done it im word or spome other thing, no ypuyomng again


white riussians and corona do not mix rtoo werll for the head f but work vert coolio for gwtting to final table but i bnuvbbled on n the vcvash and they dealt agfrter i left and i had to aviod a eric who jhad been dsna[ppingaway allweek fml

was a diary for chiompy as well sigh,bloody laptops, macs ftw

ask chompy whats happening for update

biloxi is briulliant, forem anyway

sigh


pok so dinner arranged for tommoprowwos with a coupole that li   fewck this tirted goingh to bed

xxx

 

[luther101]

Name                 Played Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts      Score
2Tight               4      1    0    0    1       28       7.00
Winkie               6      1    0    0    3       37       6.17
Claw                 7      2    0    0    0       33       4.71
Boer Wars            53     7    2    4    9       206      3.89
Ericredkite          4      0    0    1    0       15       3.75
Greg Sighmuns        19     3    0    0    2       70       3.68
Luther               46     3    1    2    7       144      3.13
Jonnyplum            31     3    1    1    3       96       3.10
Sir Donksalot        22     2    1    0    2       68       3.09
Simon G              8      0    1    0    2       24       3.00
G-Rodge              26     2    1    2    2       71       2.73
Tikay                10     0    1    0    2       26       2.60
Ropey Flush          6      0    1    0    0       15       2.50
Chompy               21     1    2    0    2       49       2.33
China Mug            55     0    4    2    10      127      2.31
Free Rollin          4      0    0    1    0       9        2.25
Lucky                24     2    1    0    1       53       2.21
LittleRedRidingHood  16     1    1    0    1       32       2.00
Drain Alien          20     0    1    0    4       39       1.95
Dingdell             8      1    0    0    0       15       1.88 *
Evil Edna            40     2    0    1    4       71       1.78
Holdyfoldy           18     0    0    1    3       31       1.72
Rockstar             58     2    2    0    7       99       1.71
Handsome Paul        13     1    0    0    0       21       1.62
Unimaginative        25     2    0    1    1       40       1.60
W4SP                 7      0    0    0    1       11       1.57
Tightend             8      0    0    0    2       12       1.50
British Gas          19     0    1    0    2       27       1.42
Alex                 7      0    0    0    1       9        1.29
Nirvana              34     1    1    0    2       42       1.24
Pizzled              33     2    0    0    2       40       1.21
Xpressman            24     0    0    2    1       24       1.00
RUHolding            17     0    1    0    0       17       1.00
Celtic               8      0    0    0    1       8        1.00
Snatiramas           2      0    0    0    0       0        0
Inthebelly           3      0    0    0    0       0        0
Pelham Boy           4      0    0    0    0       0        0

Updated up to Thu 1 April

April table
Name                 Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts
Lucky                0    1    0    0       15
Winkie               0    0    0    1       10

Fantasy League
'Gotcha' (A.Gotch)                               475
'G-Man's Perfect Night In' (G.Rodge)             387
'The Rock-Steady Crew' (P.Noonan)                324
'Jonny’s Plums' (D.Johnson)                      322
'Holdorfantasyfolk' (M.Bashir)                   291
'A Glass Half Full' (G.Henderson)                252
'Fake Madrid' (G.Symons)                         248
'Most Of The Time They Can't Call' (G.Wheldon)   243
'Prime Beef' (J.Buffenbarger)                    220
'Re-Binked' (A.McBride)                          219
'Edna's All Stars' (E.Adams)                     194
'Hurrah, It's The Luton Rifles' (M.Jarvis)       194
'Deer's Testicles FTW' (G.Kan)                   189
'Last Men Standing' (P.Ephremsen)                181
'Alien Attack' (D.Allen)                         179
'TV's Anthony Kendall' (A.Kendall)               172
'I'll Never Be As Good As Chompy' (V.Calenti)    140
'Muck All In' (C.Poulton)                        137
'Sad Muppet Time' (D.Colton)                     136
___________________________________________________
'League Of Unlikely Donklemen' (D.Onksalot)      133
'If You Can't Beat'Em, Join'Em' (G.Dealer)       119
'Property Express All-Stars' (I.Needleman)       111
'Ball Till U Fall’ (A.Martin)                    100

Crikey, what a night! Things we learned...

Avi is getting a reputation as a slowroller.
Body warmers are 'in'.
Ding still hasn't put her March total in.
Snat will be an even rarer bird at the G over the coming months, which is bad news for Rockstar's fantasy list.
Holdyfoldy loves Biloxi but not cash blubbing at the final table.
Seat 1 was a joke player, but not as bad as Seat 3, who knocked RUDonking out as follows...
Seat 3 limps, RUDonking shoves with K 10. Seat 3 insta-snaps with...2 3 off. "Just watch" he says proudly, before flop comes 2 4 6. FFS, what a pointless activity tournament poker can be.
Claw has to feast on baseball cap after Seat 1 took the win in a four-way chop.
The powers that be would be 'happy with 40' for Tuesday's inaugural £250 monthly...

Alan the Luckbox obv managed to outMcBink Filippo 'the luckboxier', Capone, aka Seat 1, aka Al Crapone, at some point as he finished second. Winkie finished fourth. Sounds like some sort of funky deal was done. A total of 60 runners so 15pts and 10pts respectively.
Paul McKenna finished fifth. The power of positive thinking obv. Ericthedyke was not present.

Fri 2nd BANK HOLIDAY SPECIAL     
£100 No Limit Hold'em Freezeout 10,000pt 7.30pm

Earlier start tonight. Line on total players = 85-88

Chompy     ......     is that updated 'Wet Dream' fantasy table correct?

Shirley the Rock Steady Crew's a 'tad light'!

The MAS are gonna have to 'pay you a little visit' sunbeam if you continue to skim    ....     Capiche?

[Chompy]

309 + 15 = 324 imo Loooooofah.

Where is d'problem blood?

[the sicilian]

60 runners? equals bonus points..i knew mr mcbink would come through, i knew he wouldnt let me carry my team all the way

[the sicilian]

what happened to my post??? i is shitfaced and cant see at best of times, its gone!!! nooorrrrrrrrrrrrrr i shoulda done it im word or spome other thing, no ypuyomng again


white riussians and corona do not mix rtoo werll for the head f but work vert coolio for gwtting to final table but i bnuvbbled on n the vcvash and they dealt agfrter i left and i had to aviod a eric who jhad been dsna[ppingaway allweek fml

was a diary for chiompy as well sigh,bloody laptops, macs ftw

ask chompy whats happening for update

biloxi is briulliant, forem anyway

sigh


pok so dinner arranged for tommoprowwos with a coupole that li   fewck this tirted goingh to bed

xxx

This post is fantastic... to be able to type what your saying in drunk language is a rare skill .... i feel im actually listening to a drunk holdy...

[mondatoo]

what happened to my post??? i is shitfaced and cant see at best of times, its gone!!! nooorrrrrrrrrrrrrr i shoulda done it im word or spome other thing, no ypuyomng again


white riussians and corona do not mix rtoo werll for the head f but work vert coolio for gwtting to final table but i bnuvbbled on n the vcvash and they dealt agfrter i left and i had to aviod a eric who jhad been dsna[ppingaway allweek fml

was a diary for chiompy as well sigh,bloody laptops, macs ftw

ask chompy whats happening for update

biloxi is briulliant, forem anyway

sigh


pok so dinner arranged for tommoprowwos with a coupole that li   fewck this tirted goingh to bed

xxx

This post is fantastic... to be able to type what your saying in drunk language is a rare skill .... i feel im actually listening to a drunk holdy...

I understood every word 

[luther101]

309 + 15 = 324 imo Loooooofah.

Where is d'problem blood?

The problem is Johnno Boy Mr Number-Cruncher     .....        the MAS will whip off his plums if he diverts Mob money to good causes.

Sort it    ....    or wake up next to Shergar's bonce!

[Drain Alien]

what happened to my post??? i is shitfaced and cant see at best of times, its gone!!! nooorrrrrrrrrrrrrr i shoulda done it im word or spome other thing, no ypuyomng again


white riussians and corona do not mix rtoo werll for the head f but work vert coolio for gwtting to final table but i bnuvbbled on n the vcvash and they dealt agfrter i left and i had to aviod a eric who jhad been dsna[ppingaway allweek fml

was a diary for chiompy as well sigh,bloody laptops, macs ftw

ask chompy whats happening for update

biloxi is briulliant, forem anyway

sigh


pok so dinner arranged for tommoprowwos with a coupole that li   fewck this tirted goingh to bed

xxx

lol - I want to employ holdy foldy to do all do my future posts
legendary, imo

[Claw75]

what happened to my post??? i is shitfaced and cant see at best of times, its gone!!! nooorrrrrrrrrrrrrr i shoulda done it im word or spome other thing, no ypuyomng again


white riussians and corona do not mix rtoo werll for the head f but work vert coolio for gwtting to final table but i bnuvbbled on n the vcvash and they dealt agfrter i left and i had to aviod a eric who jhad been dsna[ppingaway allweek fml

was a diary for chiompy as well sigh,bloody laptops, macs ftw

ask chompy whats happening for update

biloxi is briulliant, forem anyway

sigh


pok so dinner arranged for tommoprowwos with a coupole that li   fewck this tirted goingh to bed

xxx

 

wheee - after years of searching Mond has finally found his forum twin

[Simon Galloway]

I reckon holdy was stone cold sober.  She was bent over the keyboard and the rest is Gavin's doing...

[Drain Alien]

I reckon holdy was stone cold sober.  She was bent over the keyboard and the rest is Gavin's doing...

much lol'age mr g; wp