Chompy's Recidivist 2010 G Luton League/Scrabble thread

[ericredkite]

Just got home after coming 9th from 10 paying places. I forgot to ask how many times I have played this year but this is my first game in April for sure :-) I hope they are finished by now !!!

[nirvana]

Just got home after coming 9th from 10 paying places. I forgot to ask how many times I have played this year but this is my first game in April for sure :-) I hope they are finished by now !!!

Been wondering who Ericredkite is -  ?

[Chompy]

Name                 Played Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts      Score
2Tight               4      1    0    0    1       28       7.00
Winkie               6      1    0    0    3       37       6.17
Ericredkite          4      0    0    1    1       23       5.75
Claw                 7      2    0    0    0       33       4.71
Boer Wars            53     7    2    4    9       206      3.89
Greg Sighmuns        19     3    0    0    2       70       3.68
Luther               46     3    1    2    7       144      3.13
Jonnyplum            31     3    1    1    3       96       3.10
Sir Donksalot        22     2    1    0    2       68       3.09
Simon G              8      0    1    0    2       24       3.00
G-Rodge              26     2    1    2    2       71       2.73
Tikay                10     0    1    0    2       26       2.60
Ropey Flush          6      0    1    0    0       15       2.50
Chompy               21     1    2    0    2       49       2.33
China Mug            55     0    4    2    10      127      2.31
Free Rollin          4      0    0    1    0       9        2.25
Lucky                24     2    1    0    1       53       2.21
LittleRedRidingHood  16     1    1    0    1       32       2.00
Evil Edna            40     2    0    1    5       78       1.95
Drain Alien          20     0    1    0    4       39       1.95
Dingdell             8      1    0    0    0       15       1.88 *
Holdyfoldy           18     0    0    1    3       31       1.72
Rockstar             58     2    2    0    7       99       1.71
Handsome Paul        13     1    0    0    0       21       1.62
Unimaginative        25     2    0    1    1       40       1.60
W4SP                 7      0    0    0    1       11       1.57
Tightend             8      0    0    0    2       12       1.50
British Gas          19     0    1    0    2       27       1.42
Alex                 7      0    0    0    1       9        1.29
Nirvana              34     1    1    0    2       42       1.24
Pizzled              33     2    0    0    2       40       1.21
Xpressman            24     0    0    2    1       24       1.00
RUHolding            17     0    1    0    0       17       1.00
Celtic               8      0    0    0    1       8        1.00
Snatiramas           2      0    0    0    0       0        0
Inthebelly           3      0    0    0    0       0        0
Pelham Boy           4      0    0    0    0       0        0

Updated up to Fri 2 April

April table
Name                 Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts
Lucky                0    1    0    0       15
Winkie               0    0    0    1       10
Ericredkite          0    0    0    1       8
Evil Edna            0    0    0    1       7

Fantasy League
'Gotcha' (A.Gotch)                               475
'G-Man's Perfect Night In' (G.Rodge)             387
'The Rock-Steady Crew' (P.Noonan)                324
'Jonny’s Plums' (D.Johnson)                      322
'Holdorfantasyfolk' (M.Bashir)                   291
'A Glass Half Full' (G.Henderson)                252
'Fake Madrid' (G.Symons)                         248
'Most Of The Time They Can't Call' (G.Wheldon)   243
'Prime Beef' (J.Buffenbarger)                    220
'Re-Binked' (A.McBride)                          219
'Edna's All Stars' (E.Adams)                     201
'Deer's Testicles FTW' (G.Kan)                   196
'Hurrah, It's The Luton Rifles' (M.Jarvis)       194
'Last Men Standing' (P.Ephremsen)                181
'Alien Attack' (D.Allen)                         179
'TV's Anthony Kendall' (A.Kendall)               172
'I'll Never Be As Good As Chompy' (V.Calenti)    140
'Muck All In' (C.Poulton)                        137
'Sad Muppet Time' (D.Colton)                     136
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'League Of Unlikely Donklemen' (D.Onksalot)      133
'If You Can't Beat'Em, Join'Em' (G.Dealer)       119
'Property Express All-Stars' (I.Needleman)       111
'Ball Till U Fall’ (A.Martin)                    100

Thomas and Athy finished 1-2 in the afternoon comp but this was a freeroll for three seats last night, so doesn't count obv.
Two leaguers duly final tabled, Mr Eric Red-Kite and Mrs Edna Evil, which was good for 8pts and 7pts respectively (6pt bonus with 76 runners).
The following text just came in over the Bollocksy hotline...

"Biloxi newsflash - Pizz in last three of the $300 tourney. They just dealt for $8k each and are playing it out for the remaining $5k"

Lutoners pwn those southern asses - FACT!

[Simon Galloway]

N1 Pizzled.  Holdys next trip report is gonna look like an ECG now....

[Rockstar]

Get in there Gav

Different gravy my son

Do they have those Vegas style quicky marriage chapels at Biloxi?

The drinks were flowing.....We were drunk.....Gav said things,I said things......Before we knew it,got carried away in the moment.....

[the sicilian]

Nice one Gav... bet those yanks never saw those middle pins coming lol

[the sicilian]

I reckon holdy was stone cold sober.  She was bent over the keyboard and the rest is Gavin's doing...

LOL  Mr Galloway says what others are thinking... subtle as a brick in the eye...i said brick goddamit..

[Drain Alien]

SWEEEET cash GK, nice one sir!
Pizz FTW!

[ericredkite]

That's me Mr Nirvana :-) Sorry about taking time on my decision(s) but these things are not automatic for me !

Andy

[Drain Alien]

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[luther101]

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Easy    ....     Chris Poulton!

[luther101]

If seat one dude makes the money I'll eat your alien baseball cap

He made money, but could have made more.

After the “young seat three" donks off a big stack to the “clueless seat one" on the final table, we are 4 handed.  With about 600,000 chips in play, approx stack sizes are;

Peter Kwan                  110,000
Me                     40,000
“Clueless seat one”                             280,000
Trevor Payne                170,000

Peter asks quietly if we’d be interested in a four way split of £800 each. Trevor hears this and is a bit surprised. I hear it and say it’d be OK with me. At this stage “Clueless seat one” with nearly half the chips doesn’t hear it. The next hand is dealt, Peter folds and I have A 10 s and am contemplating either a raise or an all in with my 10bb’s (blinds are 2,000/4,000). I pause and wonder about mentioning the deal again. I tell Peter again that I’d be happy to split, but none of us can quite bring ourselves to raise such a ridiculous proposal with the chip leader. Eventually Peter suggests it out loud and “Clueless seat one” considers it, consults his mate who’s watching, looks at the stacks and considers it some more. I suggest that it’d be a good result & a good nights work for us all. Just as I think he’s about to propose an alternative deal (and Trevor is telling him the win is £1,250), he says, “I tell you what, if I lose this hand, we’ll split it.” I fold my A 10 quickly, he looks at his cards and folds his small blind, giving Trevor a walk. The clincher is when I say its “a risk free £800.” He agrees to the deal and we play one final hand for official places.

I get K7 and proceed to miss the board entirely, but so does everyone else. “Clueless seat one” wins with ace high and my king takes 2nd.   Nina and Niall are watching and can’t believe how lucky Peter and I have been to get such a good deal.  Credit is due to Peter for suggesting it and following through. Thanks also to Trevor for not objecting to a deal that wasn’t great for him. He wanted “Clueless seat one” to object, but he didn’t get the message!

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[Simon Galloway]

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Dunno but if she loved him she'd have swallowed it by now...

[Drain Alien]

lol @ moshman

[Claw75]

anyone else planning on playing the freeeeeeeeeroll on Monday afternoon?  I've never played one of them before, but Vinny has warned me that to do so would be severely damaging to my health.  Knowing my luck I'll end up with Mr Stripy Shirt just to add to the pain.....