Chompy's Recidivist 2010 G Luton League/Scrabble thread

[nirvana]

Ship it!

http://pokerdb.thehendonmob.com/event.php?a=r&n=42703

Just sigh at George Michael, the worst kind of donk. A donk who believes he's not a donk. Anyone what picked him for their fantasy team should be suitably embarrassed imo.

Nice one !

http://pokerdb.thehendonmob.com/player.php?a=r&n=157863

 

I know, sorry :-)

there appears to be only one result on there though Glenn.......


http://pokerdb.thehendonmob.com/player.php?a=r&n=91885

Shurely shome mishtake ! I'll get in touch with them

[Claw75]

I'm gonna go back tonight. I think I'm getting in touch with my masochistic side.

Are you bringing your boots and whip as well then 

LOL - see you later chick

sure will.

actually, I will be wearing my boots obv as I'm not allowed to wear my trainers innit, but not the thigh-highs tonight.

[Chompy]

I like these better...

http://pokerdb.thehendonmob.com/player.php?a=r&n=105932

http://pokerdb.thehendonmob.com/player.php?a=r&n=57003

[Claw75]

I like these better...

http://pokerdb.thehendonmob.com/player.php?a=r&n=105932

http://pokerdb.thehendonmob.com/player.php?a=r&n=57003

wpwp

[Chompy]

Been a while since the fantasy teams were posted, so here they are...

‘Gotcha!’ (A.Gotch)      475
Adrian Gotch   99
Paul Noonan   144
Phil Cooklin   
James Miller   206
Tony Kendall   26

‘Phoenix 5’ (G.Rogers)      409
Adrian Gotch   99
Paul Noonan   144
Graham Wheldon   49
Ian Needleman   42
Graham Rogers   75

‘The Rock-Steady Crew’ (P.Noonan)   342
Adrian Gotch   99
Paul Noonan   144
Alan McBride   53
Dennis Barnes   4
Ian Needleman   42

‘Jonny’s Plums’ (D.Johnson)   329
Dave Johnson   96
Tom Myland   127
Dean Morris   68
George Michael   38
Ian Bradley   

‘Holdorfantasyfolk’ (M.Bashir)   295
Tom Myland   127
Alex Martin   9
Alan McBride   53
Graham Rogers   75
Michelle Bashir   31

‘Most Of The Time They Can’t Call’ (G.Wheldon)   287
Glenn Henderson   54
Darren Athinis   92
Chris Poulton   50
Graham Wheldon   49
Ian Needleman   42

'A Glass Half Full' (G.Henderson)   268
Glenn Henderson   54
Adrian Gotch   99
Graham Wheldon   49
Gavin Kan   40
Tony Kendall   26

‘Fake Madrid’ (G.Symons)   264
Glenn Henderson   54
Derek John Miller   62
Graham Wheldon   49
Dean Morris   68
Michelle Bashir   31

‘Re-Binked’ (A.McBride)      253
Glenn Henderson   54
Graham Wheldon   49
Dean Morris   68
Gavin Kan   40
Ian Needleman   42

‘Prime Beef’ (J.Buffenbarger)   240
Dick Lynch   61
Tom Myland   127
Vince Calenti   23
Simon Galloway   24
Jeff Buffenbarger   5

‘Edna’s Dream Team’ (E.Adams)   219
Dick Lynch   61
Edna Adams   84
Alan Gray   21
Tracey Dell   27
Tony Kendall   26

‘Alien Attack’ (D.Allen)      217
Adrian Gotch   99
Alex Martin   9
Vince Calenti   23
Darren Allen   44
Ian Needleman   42

Hello, Hurrah, It's The Luton Rifles’ (M.Jarvis)   210
Lalit Khajuria   48
Glenn Henderson   54
Dean Morris   68
Gavin Kan   40
Ian Bradley   

‘Deer’s Testicles FTW’ (G.Kan)   202
Alan McBride   53
Alan Gray   21
Edna Adams   84
Dennis Barnes   4
Gavin Kan   40

‘Team Doddery Noddery’ (T.Kendall)   187
Dick Lynch   61
Vince Calenti   23
Dean Morris   68
Gurpreet Nagi   9
Tony Kendall   26

‘Last Men Standing’ (P.Ephremsen)   185
Alan McBride   53
Alex Martin   9
Brijesh Das   27
Graham Rogers   75
Paul Ephremsen   21

‘I’ll Never Be As Good As Chompy’ (V.Calenti)   161
Dick Lynch   61
Vince Calenti   23
Gavin Kan    40
Pete Kwan   37
Martin Jarvis   

‘Muck All In’ (C.Poulton)      161
Dean Morris   68
Vince Calenti   23
Richard Prew   21
Phil Cooklin   
Graham Wheldon   49

‘Ball Till U Fall’ (A.Martin)      149
Glenn Henderson   54
Alex Martin   9
Vince Calenti   23
Paul Ephremsen   21
Ian Needleman   42

‘Property Express All-Stars’ (I.Needleman)   144
Alex Martin   9
Alan Gray   21
Vince Calenti   23
Graham Wheldon   49
Ian Needleman   42

‘League Of Unlikely Gentlemen’ (D.Onksalot)   138
Alan McBride   53
Dean Morris   68
Vince Calenti   23
Phil Cooklin   
Dennis Barnes   4

‘Sad Muppet Time’ (D.Colton)   136
Dick Lynch   61
Alex Martin   9
Gavin Kan   40
Dave Colton   
Tony Kendall   26

‘If You Can't Beat'Em, Join'Em’ (G.Dealer)   134
Alex Martin   9
Derek John Miller   62
Vince Calenti   23
Gavin Kan   40
Dave Colton   

[Claw75]

just been farking slowrolled to within a inch of my life by some stupid farking silly cow. farking angry innit. wpwp. grrrrr.

[Snatiramas]

I think my last visit for a while will be some time next week. The question is which night? How many go on an average Monday, Weds Thurs?

[Chompy]

Monday normally around 35 at the moment Snat, including TV's Anthony Kendall this week. Wednesday around 60, Thursday around 30.
Was the SRC Vivien Ma or Rosario Morreale (Ambro's daughter?) Ms Claw? Both finalled. Hope you gave her a mouthful?

Name                 Played Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts      Score
The Baron            1      0    0    0    1       9        9.00
2Tight               4      1    0    0    1       28       7.00
Winkie               6      1    0    0    3       37       6.17
Ericredkite          4      0    0    1    1       23       5.75
Claw                 7      2    0    0    0       33       4.71
Boer Wars            53     7    2    4    9       206      3.89
Greg Sighmuns        19     3    0    0    2       70       3.68
Jonnyplum            31     3    1    1    4       106      3.42
Luther               46     3    1    2    7       144      3.13
Sir Donksalot        22     2    1    0    2       68       3.09
Simon G              8      0    1    0    2       24       3.00
Celtic               8      1    0    0    1       23       2.88
G-Rodge              26     2    1    2    3       75       2.88
Tightend             8      0    0    1    2       21       2.63
Tikay                10     0    1    0    2       26       2.60
Ropey Flush          6      0    1    0    0       15       2.50
Chompy               21     1    2    0    2       49       2.33
China Mug            55     0    4    2    10      127      2.31
Free Rollin          4      0    0    1    0       9        2.25
Lucky                24     2    1    0    1       53       2.21
Drain Alien          20     0    1    0    5       44       2.20
Evil Edna            40     2    0    1    5       84       2.10
Unimaginative        25     2    0    1    2       50       2.00
Holdyfoldy           18     0    0    1    4       36       2.00
LittleRedRidingHood  16     1    1    0    1       32       2.00
Dingdell             15     1    1    0    0       27       1.80
Xpressman            24     1    0    2    1       42       1.75
Rockstar             58     2    2    0    7       99       1.71
Handsome Paul        13     1    0    0    0       21       1.62
Nirvana              34     1    1    1    2       54       1.59
W4SP                 7      0    0    0    1       11       1.57
British Gas          19     0    1    0    2       27       1.42
Alex                 7      0    0    0    1       9        1.29
Pizzled              33     2    0    0    2       40       1.21
RUHolding            17     0    1    0    0       17       1.00
Jeff Buff            5      0    0    0    1       5        1.00
Snatiramas           2      0    0    0    0       0        0
Inthebelly           3      0    0    0    0       0        0
Pelham Boy           4      0    0    0    0       0        0

Updated up to Fri 9 April

April table
Name                 Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts
Xpressman            1    0    0    0       18
Lucky                0    1    0    0       15
Celtic               1    0    0    0       15
Dingdell             0    1    0    0       12
Nirvana              0    0    1    0       12
Winkie               0    0    0    1       10
Plumsy               0    0    0    1       10
Unimadge             0    0    0    1       10
Tightend             0    0    1    0       9
Ericredkite          0    0    0    1       8
Evil Edna            0    0    0    1       7
Drainy               0    0    0    1       5
J-Buff               0    0    0    1       5
Holdy                0    0    0    1       5

Fantasy League
'Gotcha' (A.Gotch)                               475
'G-Man's Perfect Night In' (G.Rodge)             409
'The Rock-Steady Crew' (P.Noonan)                342
'Jonny’s Plums' (D.Johnson)                      339
'Holdorfantasyfolk' (M.Bashir)                   300
'Most Of The Time They Can't Call' (G.Wheldon)   287
'Fake Madrid' (G.Symons)                         269
'A Glass Half Full' (G.Henderson)                268
'Re-Binked' (A.McBride)                          253
'Prime Beef' (J.Buffenbarger)                    240
'Edna's All Stars' (E.Adams)                     219
'Alien Attack' (D.Allen)                         212
'Hurrah, It's The Luton Rifles' (M.Jarvis)       210
'Deer's Testicles FTW' (G.Kan)                   196
'TV's Anthony Kendall' (A.Kendall)               187
'Last Men Standing' (P.Ephremsen)                181
'I'll Never Be As Good As Chompy' (V.Calenti)    161
'Muck All In' (C.Poulton)                        161
'Ball Till U Fall’ (A.Martin)                    149
'Property Express All-Stars' (I.Needleman)       144
___________________________________________________
'League Of Unlikely Donklemen' (D.Onksalot)      138
'Sad Muppet Time' (D.Colton)                     136
'If You Can't Beat'Em, Join'Em' (G.Dealer)       134

Bang on the minimum required for bonus points (50) rocked up last night, and Chuck eased his way into fourth at the expense of Ian the pisshead, Gumbo and a couple of potential SRCs. Ten points take him back on to Luther's heels in the race for Fantasy league thirddom.

[Claw75]

Could have been Vivien Ma - dunno. Middle aged Chinese woman.  Has a dwell, asks for a count of my all in, thinks about it, counts out the chips to make the call in a separate pile and finally sticks them in after about a minute with the stone cold farking nuts (I had the 2nd nuts obv)

[Chompy]

And your response as you stood up to make your exit was...

[Claw75]

And your response as you stood up to make your exit was...

well, first i picked my jaw up off the floor. said something like 'what a slowroll - nice hand, blah blah blah'. was last hand before break, so i stormed outside, took it out on poor snitchy and smoked TWO - yes TWO cigarettes back to back. hardcore me. 

Takes a lot to get me wound up, but that's one thing that will do it if anyone wants to get me going in future. Had been a really nice evening up til then too. sigh.

[mondatoo]

And your response as you stood up to make your exit was...

well, first i picked my jaw up off the floor. said something like 'what a slowroll - nice hand, blah blah blah'. was last hand before break, so i stormed outside, took it out on poor snitchy and smoked TWO - yes TWO cigarettes back to back. hardcore me. 

Takes a lot to get me wound up, but that's one thing that will do it if anyone wants to get me going in future. Had been a really nice evening up til then too. sigh.

Are slowrolls ok at a Bash

[Claw75]

And your response as you stood up to make your exit was...

well, first i picked my jaw up off the floor. said something like 'what a slowroll - nice hand, blah blah blah'. was last hand before break, so i stormed outside, took it out on poor snitchy and smoked TWO - yes TWO cigarettes back to back. hardcore me. 

Takes a lot to get me wound up, but that's one thing that will do it if anyone wants to get me going in future. Had been a really nice evening up til then too. sigh.

Are slowrolls ok at a Bash

not just ok - compulsory

[mondatoo]

And your response as you stood up to make your exit was...

well, first i picked my jaw up off the floor. said something like 'what a slowroll - nice hand, blah blah blah'. was last hand before break, so i stormed outside, took it out on poor snitchy and smoked TWO - yes TWO cigarettes back to back. hardcore me. 

Takes a lot to get me wound up, but that's one thing that will do it if anyone wants to get me going in future. Had been a really nice evening up til then too. sigh.

Are slowrolls ok at a Bash

not just ok - compulsory

All I hope for is to get 72 and get to put it in Dunk's eye,life complete.Everyone should be able to pick whatever seat they want imo would be com,obv carnage but com all the same.

[Chompy]

Name                 Played Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts      Score
The Baron            1      0    0    0    1       9        9.00
2Tight               4      1    0    0    1       28       7.00
Winkie               6      1    0    0    3       37       6.17
Ericredkite          4      0    0    1    1       23       5.75
Claw                 7      2    0    0    0       33       4.71
Boer Wars            53     7    2    4    9       206      3.89
Greg Sighmuns        19     3    0    0    2       70       3.68
Jonnyplum            31     3    1    1    4       106      3.42
Luther               46     3    1    2    7       144      3.13
Sir Donksalot        22     2    1    0    2       68       3.09
Simon G              8      0    1    0    2       24       3.00
Celtic               8      1    0    0    1       23       2.88
G-Rodge              26     2    1    2    3       75       2.88
Tightend             8      0    0    1    2       21       2.63
Tikay                10     0    1    0    2       26       2.60
Ropey Flush          6      0    1    0    0       15       2.50
Chompy               21     1    2    0    2       49       2.33
China Mug            55     0    4    2    10      127      2.31
Free Rollin          4      0    0    1    0       9        2.25
Lucky                24     2    1    0    1       53       2.21
Drain Alien          20     0    1    0    5       44       2.20
Evil Edna            40     2    0    1    5       84       2.10
Unimaginative        25     2    0    1    2       50       2.00
Holdyfoldy           18     0    0    1    4       36       2.00
LittleRedRidingHood  16     1    1    0    1       32       2.00
Dingdell             15     1    1    0    0       27       1.80
Xpressman            24     1    0    2    1       42       1.75
Rockstar             58     2    2    0    7       99       1.71
Handsome Paul        13     1    0    0    0       21       1.62
Nirvana              34     1    1    1    2       54       1.59
W4SP                 7      0    0    0    1       11       1.57
British Gas          19     0    1    0    2       27       1.42
Alex                 7      0    0    0    1       9        1.29
Pizzled              33     2    0    0    2       40       1.21
RUHolding            17     0    1    0    0       17       1.00
Jeff Buff            5      0    0    0    1       5        1.00
Snatiramas           2      0    0    0    0       0        0
Inthebelly           3      0    0    0    0       0        0
Pelham Boy           4      0    0    0    0       0        0

Updated up to Sat 10 April

April table
Name                 Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts
Xpressman            1    0    0    0       18
Lucky                0    1    0    0       15
Celtic               1    0    0    0       15
Dingdell             0    1    0    0       12
Nirvana              0    0    1    0       12
Winkie               0    0    0    1       10
Plumsy               0    0    0    1       10
Unimadge             0    0    0    1       10
Tightend             0    0    1    0       9
Ericredkite          0    0    0    1       8
Evil Edna            0    0    0    1       7
Drainy               0    0    0    1       5
J-Buff               0    0    0    1       5
Holdy                0    0    0    1       5

Fantasy League
'Gotcha' (A.Gotch)                               475
'G-Man's Perfect Night In' (G.Rodge)             409
'The Rock-Steady Crew' (P.Noonan)                347
'Jonny’s Plums' (D.Johnson)                      339
'Holdorfantasyfolk' (M.Bashir)                   300
'Most Of The Time They Can't Call' (G.Wheldon)   287
'Fake Madrid' (G.Symons)                         269
'A Glass Half Full' (G.Henderson)                268
'Re-Binked' (A.McBride)                          253
'Prime Beef' (J.Buffenbarger)                    240
'Edna's All Stars' (E.Adams)                     219
'Alien Attack' (D.Allen)                         212
'Hurrah, It's The Luton Rifles' (M.Jarvis)       210
'Deer's Testicles FTW' (G.Kan)                   207
'TV's Anthony Kendall' (A.Kendall)               187
'Last Men Standing' (P.Ephremsen)                181
'I'll Never Be As Good As Chompy' (V.Calenti)    161
'Muck All In' (C.Poulton)                        161
'Ball Till U Fall’ (A.Martin)                    149
'Property Express All-Stars' (I.Needleman)       144
___________________________________________________
'League Of Unlikely Donklemen' (D.Onksalot)      143
'Sad Muppet Time' (D.Colton)                     136
'If You Can't Beat'Em, Join'Em' (G.Dealer)       134

Nothing doing last night. Raoul Diggle and Jim McBinkm who both cashed, will appear in next year's fantasy league price list but weren't available this season.