Chompy's Recidivist 2010 G Luton League/Scrabble thread

[Drain Alien]

I could show him how, but then we'd have to shoot him.  Don't want trade secrets getting out.

[ ] This makes alot of sense to me

[Laxie]

I could show him how, but then we'd have to shoot him.  Don't want trade secrets getting out.

[ ] This makes alot of sense to me

Of that I've no doubt.      

[Lucky]

If anyone can help with this , please let me know. I'll be at The G tonight if anyone wants to know more.

http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=47736.0

[TheEvilOne]

Thanks again chompy for getting me out of trouble....I can't make it tonight....good luck for the double...........

[Simon Galloway]

Strange.... usually a few back from Luton by now...

[Claw75]

Strange.... usually a few back from Luton by now...

I've been back for ages!

[Chompy]

Updateage in the morning but here are the scorers for now.
In eighth we have 40-year heater, in seventh a more patient British Gas, in sixth Jonny and his plums and in third, after taking me out close to the final table, Pizzled.

SCRABBLE NEWS

Me 314
Holdyfoldy 313

PWNED

[Unimaginative]

http://blog.grosvenorukpokertour.com/

[HOLDorFOLD]

Updateage in the morning but here are the scorers for now.
In eighth we have 40-year heater, in seventh a more patient British Gas, in sixth Jonny and his plums and in third, after taking me out close to the final table, Pizzled.

SCRABBLE NEWS

Me 314
Holdyfoldy 313

PWNED

All was going well, I had a valid two letter word that Chompmeister AGREED was acceptable ... then next move was made but WAIT, Vinni decides to pick up that blinking OED and dispute my word    pft, meh, it's not in there

OY is valid ... http://www.trussel.com/scrabble/2words.htm




Much lol'age at Chomps' declaration that the dictionary we was using was not a proper dictionary ...

O'RLY ..... it's the Oxford English Dictionary I point out    yes the self same dictionary you was harping on about having to use!!!


Me'h you was so owned throughout 

[HOLDorFOLD]

http://blog.grosvenorukpokertour.com/

Alexander Martin  - 66,900


go go go Alexanderthegreatorwillbeifyoutakethisdown Martin

[relaedgc]

wort 1   (wûrt, wôrt)
n.
A plant. Often used in combination: liverwort; milkwort.
[Middle English, from Old English wyrt; see wrd- in Indo-European roots.]
wort 2  (wûrt, wôrt)
n.
An infusion of malt that is fermented to make beer.
[Middle English, from Old English wyrt; see wrd- in Indo-European roots.]

[Drain Alien]

Strange.... usually a few back from Luton by now...

I've been back for ages!

I never went imo

unusually we were out on the razz
ratpack nite (my mum's birthday) and I am pretty sure that Sinatra woz tikay
tony can please confirm/deny

....start spreading the news.....NY NY...

[  ]  I do not have a headache
[ x ] Drainetta has a bigger one

drainy-fish

[pizzled]

3rd for me last night sir Chomps

[Chompy]

Sigh, what can I do? I like to play scrabble by the rules, without cheating...
If oy, wort and quo aren't in the OED, what can you do?
Off to Amazon now to order a Collin's instead. That has all my words in it innit. But not 'ce'.

Name                 Played Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts      Score
The Baron            1      0    0    0    2       17       17.00
Ericredkite          4      0    0    1    2       28       7.00
2Tight               4      1    0    0    1       28       7.00
Claw                 7      2    1    0    0       45       6.43
Winkie               6      1    0    0    3       37       6.17
Celtic               8      2    0    0    2       47       5.88
Tikay                10     1    1    0    2       44       4.40
Simon G              8      0    1    1    2       33       4.13
Boer Wars            53     7    2    4    9       206      3.89
Jonnyplum            31     3    1    1    6       120      3.87
Chompy               21     3    2    0    2       79       3.76
Greg Sighmuns        19     3    0    0    2       70       3.68
Sir Donksalot        22     2    1    1    2       80       3.64
Luther               46     3    1    2    10      159      3.46
G-Rodge              26     2    1    2    3       75       2.88
Tightend             8      0    0    1    2       21       2.63
Ropey Flush          6      0    1    0    0       15       2.50
Evil Edna            40     3    0    1    5       99       2.48
Drain Alien          20     0    1    0    6       48       2.40
China Mug            55     0    4    2    10      127      2.31
Holdyfoldy           18     0    0    1    5       41       2.28
LittleRedRidingHood  16     1    1    0    2       36       2.25
Free Rollin          4      0    0    1    0       9        2.25
Lucky                24     2    1    0    1       53       2.21
Pizzled              33     2    1    1    3       70       2.12
Unimaginative        25     2    0    1    2       50       2.00
Xpressman            24     1    0    2    2       47       1.96
Nirvana              34     1    1    2    2       63       1.85
Dingdell             15     1    1    0    0       27       1.80
British Gas          19     0    1    0    3       34       1.79
Rockstar             58     2    2    0    7       99       1.71
Handsome Paul        13     1    0    0    0       21       1.62
W4SP                 7      0    0    0    1       11       1.57
Alex                 7      0    0    0    1       9        1.29
RUHolding            17     0    1    0    0       17       1.00
Jeff Buff            5      0    0    0    1       5        1.00
Gamblor              1      0    0    0    0       0        0
Snatiramas           2      0    0    0    0       0        0
Inthebelly           3      0    0    0    0       0        0
Pelham Boy           4      0    0    0    0       0        0

Updated up to Fri 23 April

April table
Name                 Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts
Celtic               2    0    0    1       39
Chompy               2    0    0    0       30
Pizzled              0    1    1    1       30
Plumsy               0    0    0    3       24
Xpressman            1    0    0    1       23
Evil Edna            1    0    0    1       22
Nirvana              0    0    2    0       21
Tikay                1    0    0    0       18
Loofah               0    0    0    3       15
Lucky                0    1    0    0       15
Ericredkite          0    0    0    2       13
Dingdell             0    1    0    0       12
Claw                 0    1    0    0       12
Sir Donkeys          0    0    1    0       12
Holdy                0    0    0    2       10
Winkie               0    0    0    1       10
Unimadge             0    0    0    1       10
Tightend             0    0    1    0       9
Simon G              0    0    1    0       9
Drainy               0    0    0    2       9
British Gas          0    0    0    1       7
J-Buff               0    0    0    1       5

Fantasy League
'Gotcha' (A.Gotch)                               508
'G-Man's Perfect Night In' (G.Rodge)             459
'The Rock-Steady Crew' (P.Noonan)                367
'Jonny’s Plums' (D.Johnson)                      365
'A Glass Half Full' (G.Henderson)                355
'Most Of The Time They Can't Call' (G.Wheldon)   340
'Re-Binked' (A.McBride)                          339
'Fake Madrid' (G.Symons)                         325
'Holdorfantasyfolk' (M.Bashir)                   305
'Edna's All Stars' (E.Adams)                     290
'Deer's Testicles FTW' (G.Kan)                   285
'Prime Beef' (J.Buffenbarger)                    278
'Hurrah, It's The Luton Rifles' (M.Jarvis)       268
'Alien Attack' (D.Allen)                         250
'TV's Anthony Kendall' (A.Kendall)               246
'Property Express All-Stars' (I.Needleman)       236
'Muck All In' (C.Poulton)                        227
'I'll Never Be As Good As Chompy' (V.Calenti)    220
'Last Men Standing' (P.Ephremsen)                193
'Sad Muppet Time' (D.Colton)                     189
'If You Can't Beat'Em, Join'Em' (G.Dealer)       188
'Ball Till U Fall’ (A.Martin)                    187
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'League Of Unlikely Donklemen' (D.Onksalot)      179

Oh what a night. Kept my unbeaten record at scrabble and outplayed some flotsam before running into the top end of Pizzled's shoving range with 12 left.
Arrived late and immediately put DIY SOS's main man on tilt, leading to him calling my all in with QQ with his splendid Q9. Fancied I'd get the rest but Holdy got him in the end. WP sir.
So, 12pts to Pizzled, 8pts to Plums and 7pts to British Gas, who wasn't dressed as a funeral director by way of a change and played well. Doppelganger obv.



Sir Donksalot is back at the bottom of the fantasy league

[nirvana]

Wp Gavin & Plumbum