Chompy's Recidivist 2010 G Luton League/Scrabble thread

[Chompy]

Holdy assured me they never check that car park at a late hour. My ticket ran out at 1.05am, when I was still in the donkament (obv), but I didn't want to risk it, so sent a league minion on official league business to buy another one.

[  ] There sure wasn't an empty vodka bottle sat next to me motah when I got there

Probz better parking on the slip road out front of the G imo.

[Drain Alien]

Holdy assured me they never check that car park at a late hour. My ticket ran out at 1.05am, when I was still in the donkament (obv), but I didn't want to risk it, so sent a league minion on official league business to buy another one.

[  ] There sure wasn't an empty vodka bottle sat next to me motah when I got there

Probz better parking on the slip road out front of the G imo.

Ta Chomps - all sounds a bit dodge to me tbh
I suggested that she goes out during the break (with Drainy Junior as body-guard obv) and tries to move it to main car park.

[nirvana]

I've parked there loads of times and never bought a ticket - nowt to worry about imo

[Drain Alien]

I've parked there loads of times and never bought a ticket - nowt to worry about imo

ok - ta mate
will text drainetta so she can stop panicking

[Chompy]

Meh, probably not that dodgy drainy, plus they respeck beemers with name stickers in the front windscreen in that hood. No worries blood, take da risk.

[GMan]

After 8pm is free till next day.

No need for little red to panic drainy or any league elders.

[Drain Alien]

Meh, probably not that dodgy drainy, plus they respeck beemers with name stickers in the front windscreen in that hood. No worries blood, take da risk.

Nah, de beemer - wiv de Daz & Trace stickers - is safely on the front drive imo
Mrs drainy took hers tonight; should be fine i reck.

[Drain Alien]

After 8pm is free till next day.

No need for little red to panic drainy or any league elders.

ta mate

[Drain Alien]

News just in from the G, there's been some Alien bink'age.....

[Claw75]

After 8pm is free till next day.

No need for little red to panic drainy or any league elders.

sigh.  they must owe me about £20 then

[Chompy]

Name                 Played Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts      Score
The Baron            1      0    0    0    2       17       17.00
Ericredkite          4      0    0    1    2       28       7.00
2Tight               4      1    0    0    1       28       7.00
Claw                 7      2    1    0    0       45       6.43
Winkie               6      1    0    0    3       37       6.17
Celtic               8      2    0    0    2       47       5.88
Tikay                10     1    1    0    2       44       4.40
Simon G              8      0    1    1    2       33       4.13
Boer Wars            53     7    2    4    9       206      3.89
Jonnyplum            31     3    1    1    6       120      3.87
Chompy               21     3    2    0    2       79       3.76
Greg Sighmuns        19     3    0    0    2       70       3.68
Sir Donksalot        22     2    1    1    2       80       3.64
Luther               46     3    1    2    10      159      3.46
G-Rodge              26     2    1    2    3       75       2.88
LittleRedRidingHood  16     1    1    0    3       42       2.63
Tightend             8      0    0    1    2       21       2.63
Ropey Flush          6      0    1    0    0       15       2.50
Evil Edna            40     3    0    1    5       99       2.48
Drain Alien          20     0    1    0    6       48       2.40
China Mug            55     0    4    2    10      127      2.31
Holdyfoldy           18     0    0    1    5       41       2.28
Free Rollin          4      0    0    1    0       9        2.25
Lucky                24     2    1    0    1       53       2.21
Pizzled              33     2    1    1    3       70       2.12
Unimaginative        25     2    0    1    2       50       2.00
Xpressman            24     1    0    2    2       47       1.96
Nirvana              34     1    1    2    2       63       1.85
Dingdell             15     1    1    0    0       27       1.80
British Gas          19     0    1    0    3       34       1.79
Rockstar             58     2    2    0    7       99       1.71
Handsome Paul        13     1    0    0    0       21       1.62
W4SP                 7      0    0    0    1       11       1.57
Alex                 7      0    0    0    1       9        1.29
RUHolding            17     0    1    0    0       17       1.00
Jeff Buff            5      0    0    0    1       5        1.00
Gamblor              1      0    0    0    0       0        0
Snatiramas           2      0    0    0    0       0        0
Inthebelly           3      0    0    0    0       0        0
Pelham Boy           4      0    0    0    0       0        0

Updated up to Sat 24 April

April table
Name                 Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts
Celtic               2    0    0    1       39
Chompy               2    0    0    0       30
Pizzled              0    1    1    1       30
Plumsy               0    0    0    3       24
Xpressman            1    0    0    1       23
Evil Edna            1    0    0    1       22
Nirvana              0    0    2    0       21
Tikay                1    0    0    0       18
Loofah               0    0    0    3       15
Lucky                0    1    0    0       15
Ericredkite          0    0    0    2       13
Dingdell             0    1    0    0       12
Claw                 0    1    0    0       12
Sir Donkeys          0    0    1    0       12
Holdy                0    0    0    2       10
Winkie               0    0    0    1       10
Unimadge             0    0    0    1       10
Tightend             0    0    1    0       9
Simon G              0    0    1    0       9
Drainy               0    0    0    2       9
British Gas          0    0    0    1       7
LittleRed            0    0    0    1       6
J-Buff               0    0    0    1       5

Fantasy League
'Gotcha' (A.Gotch)                               508
'G-Man's Perfect Night In' (G.Rodge)             459
'The Rock-Steady Crew' (P.Noonan)                367
'Jonny’s Plums' (D.Johnson)                      365
'A Glass Half Full' (G.Henderson)                355
'Most Of The Time They Can't Call' (G.Wheldon)   340
'Re-Binked' (A.McBride)                          339
'Fake Madrid' (G.Symons)                         325
'Holdorfantasyfolk' (M.Bashir)                   305
'Edna's All Stars' (E.Adams)                     290
'Deer's Testicles FTW' (G.Kan)                   285
'Prime Beef' (J.Buffenbarger)                    278
'Hurrah, It's The Luton Rifles' (M.Jarvis)       268
'Alien Attack' (D.Allen)                         250
'TV's Anthony Kendall' (A.Kendall)               246
'Property Express All-Stars' (I.Needleman)       236
'Muck All In' (C.Poulton)                        227
'I'll Never Be As Good As Chompy' (V.Calenti)    220
'Last Men Standing' (P.Ephremsen)                193
'Sad Muppet Time' (D.Colton)                     189
'If You Can't Beat'Em, Join'Em' (G.Dealer)       188
'Ball Till U Fall’ (A.Martin)                    187
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'League Of Unlikely Donklemen' (D.Onksalot)      179

Not the pub league overflow expected in last night's donkament, but more than enough runners for league points to be awarded (41) and LittleRed proved beyond all doubt that young Alien got all his talent from the distaff side. Fifth place good for 6pts.

[Lucky]

2 Avi slow-rolls from Friday's cash game.

All in pre flop and on a board of low cards, Avi says "You have a king, you win." Opponent shows and he turns over QQ, saying "I thought he had pair of kings."

Later and again all in pre flop (he was fairly short stacked), the board has two 2's and three spades. He says "2 pair" and turns over pocket 2's for quads! When questioned, he said " I had two pair, 2's and 2's!"

[Drain Alien]

Dearest League Elder,

Mrs Drainy has pointed out that she's not in the April results table Mr Chomps.
She wants to be entered in there with her 10 points (?) so that she's ahead of me in TWO different league tables.

FML.

 

EDIT: Just spotted her at bottom of April table with 7 pts. I thought it was 10. But I (Drainy) am much happier with 7.....imo

[celtic]

The fat boys weight loss challenge finished at the end of March. In total 35lbs were lost.

I would be grateful if all those that agreed to sponsor us would contact me to arrange payment. Below is a list. If people need reminding how much they pledged then PM or phone me.

Chompy

Chompy's mum

Snatiramas

Rockstar

Drainy

LRRH

Jonny Plums

Pizzled PAID

Pelham Boy

Holdorfold PAID

Nirvana PAID

Birdforum

Unimaginative PAID

Dan Fish

Tom Myland

Kenny Prazer PAID

Keith Miller

Evil Edna

In total i make it £696 which i will get double checked. Thank you to everyone who pledged money.

Also, thanks to expressman & claw who added some money to the collection on friday.

[Sighmuns]

Would you rather be attacked by a dozen duck-sized horses or one horse-sized duck?


Edit: this is a serious survey, please answer promptly.