Chompy's Recidivist 2010 G Luton League/Scrabble thread

[Drain Alien]

Hold on Drainy, getting confused here now. Wasn't Monday the one extra? And tonight takes you up to '8'? Is Drainetta's number correct?
Has Sir Donkeys really played '7' this month?
It's all too much...

oh come on FFS, what sort of a league elder r u?

It was 6 including Monday then yesterday u posted that u added one in anticipation of me playin tonight, which I am

in total therefore 7 for the month which consists of:
- one Tit Tuesday
- one Knob Monday
- and five (including tonight) Fanny-Fursdays

No "Wankers Wednesday" for me, IMO

I hope that the above clears up the confooooshun

yours
drainy-fish

[LutonGboi]

What are the numbers like on a thursday night? How many cash games run and roughly how long for? Cheers.

[luther101]

Small world.

Just got a text from Loofah Junior 1 - who is out in Vegas - "just been playing poker with two guys who know you from the G - some Italian geezer, and a man in a wheelchair      ..........     who were both bald".

I wonder who they were?

[ x ] Will Drainy set almost set fire to the keyboard in his haste to answer first?

And no, here's a clue, it wasn't Chompy and Graham Rogers, Darren!

[TightEnd]

Small world.

Just got a text from Loofah Junior 1 - who is out in Vegas - "just been playing poker with two guys who know you from the G - some Italian geezer, and a man in a wheelchair      ..........     who were both bald".

I wonder who they were?

[ x ] Will Drainy set almost set fire to the keyboard in his haste to answer first?

And no, here's a clue, it wasn't Chompy and Graham Rogers, Darren!

I will beat the "37 tournaments this month masquerading as 7" Drainfish to the answer....

Shake and Vacc and the Peter, the Eel on Wheels.....

[77dave]

GMan caught in an allin bluff at the G last night

Im waiting for his bribe for me to not reveal all details

[GMan]

Ruling

You called me after my shove..

I outdrew you.

Luther i folicaly challenged... dont be on my table tonight or ill take your chips.

[luther101]

Luther i folicaly challenged... dont be on my table tonight or ill take your chips.

Just as well I can't make it tonight, G-Man     .....       wasn't 4 3 off  good enough to send your pitiful AA reeling last time you had the temerity to call one of my all-ins?

Pah!

[winkie]

4 comps for me this month...

[Drain Alien]

[   ]   Drainy is good at scrabble
[   ]   Kronenbourg 64 helps alot
FML

[Ropey flush]

Chompy,

I played twice in April and made no impression whatsover!
Cheers,

Ropey Flush aka Simon

[Chompy]

Name                 Played Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts      Score
2Tight               5      1    0    0    1       28       5.60
Ericredkite          6      0    0    1    2       28       4.67
The Baron            4      0    0    0    2       17       4.25
Winkie               10     1    0    0    3       37       3.70
Greg Sighmuns        19     3    0    0    2       70       3.68
Celtic               18     3    0    0    2       65       3.61
Boer Wars            58     7    2    4    9       206      3.55
Sir Donksalot        29     2    1    2    3       93       3.21
Simon G              11     0    1    1    2       33       3.00
Jonnyplum            43     3    1    1    6       120      2.79
Luther               60     3    1    2    10      159      2.65
Claw                 18     2    1    0    0       45       2.50
Chompy               32     3    2    0    2       79       2.47
Tikay                18     1    1    0    2       44       2.44
G-Rodge              38     2    1    2    4       81       2.13
Tightend             10     0    0    1    2       21       2.10
Unimaginative        25     2    0    1    2       50       2.00 *
China Mug            66     0    4    2    10      132      2.00
LittleRedRidingHood  21     1    1    0    3       42       2.00
Ropey Flush          8      0    1    0    0       15       1.88
Holdyfoldy           22     0    0    1    5       41       1.86
Evil Edna            62     4    0    1    5       114      1.84
Free Rollin          5      0    0    1    0       9        1.80
Drain Alien          27     0    1    0    6       48       1.78
Pizzled              40     2    1    1    3       70       1.75
Lucky                31     2    1    0    1       53       1.71
Xpressman            38     1    1    2    2       62       1.63
Rockstar             66     2    2    0    7       99       1.50
Dingdell             18     1    1    0    0       27       1.50
W4SP                 8      0    0    0    1       11       1.38
British Gas          25     0    1    0    3       34       1.36
Alex                 7      0    0    0    1       9        1.29 *
Nirvana              50     1    1    2    2       63       1.26
Handsome Paul        17     1    0    0    0       21       1.24
RUHolding            19     0    1    0    0       17       0.89
Jeff Buff            6      0    0    0    1       5        0.83
Gamblor              1      0    0    0    0       0        0 *
Snatiramas           5      0    0    0    0       0        0
Inthebelly           3      0    0    0    0       0        0
Pelham Boy           5      0    0    0    0       0        0

Updated up to Thu 29 April

* - April total NEEDED

April table
Name                 Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts
Celtic               3    0    0    1       57
Xpressman            1    1    0    1       38
Evil Edna            2    0    0    1       37
Chompy               2    0    0    0       30
Pizzled              0    1    1    1       30
Plumsy               0    0    0    3       24
______________________________________________
Sir Donkeys          0    0    2    1       24
Nirvana              0    0    2    0       21
Tikay                1    0    0    0       18
Loofah               0    0    0    3       15
Lucky                0    1    0    0       15
Ericredkite          0    0    0    2       13
Dingdell             0    1    0    0       12
Claw                 0    1    0    0       12
Holdy                0    0    0    2       10
LittleRed            0    0    0    2       10
Winkie               0    0    0    1       10
Unimadge             0    0    0    1       10
Tightend             0    0    1    0       9
Simon G              0    0    1    0       9
Drainy               0    0    0    2       9
British Gas          0    0    0    1       7
G-Rodge              0    0    0    1       6
J-Buff               0    0    0    1       5
China Mug            0    0    0    1       5

Fantasy League
'Gotcha' (A.Gotch)                               508
'G-Man's Perfect Night In' (G.Rodge)             480
'Jonny’s Plums' (D.Johnson)                      391
'The Rock-Steady Crew' (P.Noonan)                382
'Re-Binked' (A.McBride)                          367
'A Glass Half Full' (G.Henderson)                355
'Most Of The Time They Can't Call' (G.Wheldon)   355
'Fake Madrid' (G.Symons)                         338
'Edna's All Stars' (E.Adams)                     320
'Holdorfantasyfolk' (M.Bashir)                   316
'Prime Beef' (J.Buffenbarger)                    316
'Deer's Testicles FTW' (G.Kan)                   300
'TV's Anthony Kendall' (A.Kendall)               292
'Alien Attack' (D.Allen)                         283
'Hurrah, It's The Luton Rifles' (M.Jarvis)       281
'Property Express All-Stars' (I.Needleman)       269
'Muck All In' (C.Poulton)                        258
'I'll Never Be As Good As Chompy' (V.Calenti)    253
'Ball Till U Fall’ (A.Martin)                    220
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'League Of Unlikely Donklemen' (D.Onksalot)      210
'If You Can't Beat'Em, Join'Em' (G.Dealer)       206
'Sad Muppet Time' (D.Colton)                     204
'Last Men Standing' (P.Ephremsen)                199

That's it, league table updated, just need to add in MDD's fantasy points in the morning, and also Sir Donkeys' 4pts.
Celtic now cannot be caught in the monthly standings, so wp there sir.

SCRABBLE SCORES

Edna 318-345 Me
Edna 332-346 Me
Edna 252-511 Me
Edna 275-350 Me

Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, pwned

Idea for numberplate for gay Audi A5 cabriolet to be picked up in later summer...

SR60 NKS

[Drain Alien]

"
Idea for numberplate for gay Audi A5 cabriolet to be picked up in later summer...
"

Sounds nice; which of the girls is getting one of those?

[ x ] I sure do feel bright and breezy this morning.

Final total = 7 for me this month CHIO MPY.

[the sicilian]

"
Idea for numberplate for gay Audi A5 cabriolet to be picked up in later summer...
"

Sounds nice; which of the girls is getting one of those?

[ x ] I sure do feel bright and breezy this morning.

Final total = 7 for me this month CHIO MPY.

You see boys you don't the psychology of it all.  Girls Lurve classy Cabrios...geddit

[Claw75]

"
Idea for numberplate for gay Audi A5 cabriolet to be picked up in later summer...
"

Sounds nice; which of the girls is getting one of those?

[ x ] I sure do feel bright and breezy this morning.

Final total = 7 for me this month CHIO MPY.

You see boys you don't the psychology of it all.  Girls Lurve classy Cabrios...geddit

are there really women out there that are impressed by cars? 

[the sicilian]

"
Idea for numberplate for gay Audi A5 cabriolet to be picked up in later summer...
"

Sounds nice; which of the girls is getting one of those?

[ x ] I sure do feel bright and breezy this morning.

Final total = 7 for me this month CHIO MPY.

You see boys you don't the psychology of it all.  Girls Lurve classy Cabrios...geddit

are there really women out there that are impressed by cars? 

God yes....plenty of shallow ones out there ftw  woo hoo !!!! You pull up in something worth 100 bags theres plenty of takers...