Chompy's Recidivist 2010 G Luton League/Scrabble thread

[Rockstar]

8th place saver for me Chomps,56 runners i believe

[Chompy]

Name                 Played Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts      Score
2Tight               5      1    0    0    1       28       5.60
Ericredkite          6      0    0    1    2       28       4.67
The Baron            4      0    0    0    2       17       4.25
Winkie               10     1    0    0    3       37       3.70
Greg Sighmuns        19     3    0    0    2       70       3.68
Celtic               18     3    0    0    2       65       3.61
Boer Wars            59     7    2    4    9       206      3.49
Sir Donksalot        29     2    1    2    3       93       3.21
Simon G              11     0    1    1    2       33       3.00
Jonnyplum            42     3    1    1    6       120      2.86
Luther               60     3    1    2    10      159      2.65
Claw                 18     2    1    0    0       45       2.50
Chompy               32     3    2    0    2       79       2.47
Tikay                19     1    1    0    2       44       2.32
G-Rodge              38     2    1    2    4       81       2.13
Tightend             10     0    0    1    2       21       2.10
China Mug            66     0    4    2    10      132      2.00
LittleRedRidingHood  21     1    1    0    3       42       2.00
Ropey Flush          8      0    1    0    0       15       1.88
Holdyfoldy           22     0    0    1    5       41       1.86
Evil Edna            62     4    0    1    5       114      1.84
Free Rollin          5      0    0    1    0       9        1.80
Drain Alien          27     0    1    0    6       48       1.78
Pizzled              40     2    1    1    3       70       1.75
Unimaginative        29     2    0    1    2       50       1.72
Lucky                31     2    1    0    1       53       1.71
Xpressman            38     1    1    2    2       62       1.63
Rockstar             67     2    2    0    8       105      1.57
Dingdell             18     1    1    0    0       27       1.50
W4SP                 8      0    0    0    1       11       1.38
British Gas          25     0    1    0    3       34       1.36
Nirvana              50     1    1    2    2       63       1.26
Handsome Paul        18     1    0    0    0       21       1.17
Alex                 9      0    0    0    1       9        1.00
RUHolding            19     0    1    0    0       17       0.89
Jeff Buff            6      0    0    0    1       5        0.83
Gamblor              2      0    0    0    0       0        0
Inthebelly           3      0    0    0    0       0        0
Pelham Boy           5      0    0    0    0       0        0
Snatiramas           5      0    0    0    0       0        0

Updated up to Fri 30 April

Fantasy League
'Gotcha' (A.Gotch)                               514
'G-Man's Perfect Night In' (G.Rodge)             486
'Jonny’s Plums' (D.Johnson)                      391
'The Rock-Steady Crew' (P.Noonan)                388
'Re-Binked' (A.McBride)                          367
'A Glass Half Full' (G.Henderson)                361
'Most Of The Time They Can't Call' (G.Wheldon)   355
'Fake Madrid' (G.Symons)                         338
'Edna's All Stars' (E.Adams)                     320
'Holdorfantasyfolk' (M.Bashir)                   316
'Prime Beef' (J.Buffenbarger)                    316
'Deer's Testicles FTW' (G.Kan)                   300
'TV's Anthony Kendall' (A.Kendall)               292
'Alien Attack' (D.Allen)                         289
'Hurrah, It's The Luton Rifles' (M.Jarvis)       281
'Property Express All-Stars' (I.Needleman)       269
'Muck All In' (C.Poulton)                        258
'I'll Never Be As Good As Chompy' (V.Calenti)    253
'Ball Till U Fall’ (A.Martin)                    220
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'League Of Unlikely Donklemen' (D.Onksalot)      210
'If You Can't Beat'Em, Join'Em' (G.Dealer)       206
'Sad Muppet Time' (D.Colton)                     204
'Last Men Standing' (P.Ephremsen)                199

That's it, all up to date and we are now a third of the way through the tournament. At the end of June anyone yet to play ten times will be culled from the table, as they are most unlikely to hit 30 by the end of the year at that rate. It's a new ruthless approach being taken by the powers that be at the municipal.
Dave 77777 and Joshua Matrix-Twin the only familiar names in the cash positions last night, but saver points (6) go to Rockstar for his grindy eighth.

[AlexMartin]

This thread gets weirder by the day.

+1

mile high club? stop bragging ffs, i havent been shagged in nearly 3 months. giq.

[Drain Alien]

GL to anyone playing in the £300 @ DTD today/tomorrow.
Drainy.

[Rockstar]

GL to anyone playing in the £300 @ DTD today/tomorrow.
Drainy.

Nirvana and Boer Wars are def going

[the sicilian]

Me and Celtic en route... Will be back in time for tea

[HOLDorFOLD]

Me and Celtic en route... won't be back in time for tea

FYP 

[Rockstar]

Me and Celtic en route... Will be back in time for tea

Good luck then chaps

Put a good performance in for the Luton League

Represent and all that

[the sicilian]

I have just confessed to celtic that I am a gay and love sparkly tshirts too much

[Laxie]

I have just confessed to celtic that I am a gay and love sparkly tshirts too much

[Drain Alien]

I have just confessed to celtic that I am a gay and love sparkly tshirts too much

Did he have his hand on your knee @ the time Deano?

GL both (but a bit more to Vinny cos he's a fish)   

[Sighmuns]

I have just confessed to celtic that I am a gay and love sparkly tshirts too much

LOL.

Gl today blondites

[the sicilian]

[ ] Celtic didn't get hold of my phone

[Drain Alien]

Funny convo earlier.....

Mrs Alien was asking who the guy was on Table 2 seat 7 on Thursday, and - after a brief description - I explained that it was Sicilidonk.
She says well I thought it looked like him, but Simon kept calling him Dulux.
These multiple names are most confusing iho.

The 2nd "who's who"? faux paux was thinking that Martin Fennell woz Nirvana.

Bless.

[Drain Alien]

News just in from Nottingham, the looney scot has got 18k.....
Gogogo!

Lol @ Vinster, flotsam, jetsem, lessons from SirDonks - much lol'age.

http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=47842.45

and he's had a shave.