Chompy's Recidivist 2010 G Luton League/Scrabble thread

[Drain Alien]

lol @ the made up figures from claw & chompy.

Don't wind drainy up, give the real figures please.

ok. 15.

FYP

[Drain Alien]

MAIN G DONKS LEAGUE

Name            Played Won  2nd  3rd  Other  Pts     Score
Ericredkite          6      0    0    1    2       28       4.67
The Baron            4      0    0    0    2       17       4.25
Boer Wars            59     9    2    4    10      242      4.10
Celtic               18     3    0    0    3       70       3.89
Winkie               10     1    0    0    3       37       3.70
Greg Sighmuns        19     3    0    0    2       70       3.68
G-Rodge              34     4    1    2    4       118      3.47
Sir Donksalot        29     2    1    2    3       93       3.21
Simon G              11     0    1    1    2       33       3.00
Jonnyplum            42     3    1    1    7       126      3.00
Tightend             10     0    0    2    2       30       3.00
LittleRedRidingBird  21     1    1    1    5       62       2.95
Luther               60     3    1    3    10      175      2.92
Handsome Paul        18     2    0    0    1       46       2.56
China Mug            66     1    4    2    11      166      2.51
Tikay                19     1    1    0    2       44       2.32
Claw                 26     2    1    0    1       60       2.31 * May's "8" included.
Pizzled              40     2    1    1    4       88       2.2
Evil Edna            62     4    0    1    5       129      2.08
British Gas          25     0    2    0    3       50       2.00
Rockstar             68     2    3    1    8       135      1.96
Ropey Flush          8      0    1    0    0       15       1.88
Drain Alien          34     1    1    0    6       63       1.85 * includes "7" in May (including Tue 25th)
Xpressman            38     1    1    2    2       69       1.82
Free Rollin          5      0    0    1    0       9        1.80
Unimaginative        29     2    0    1    2       50       1.72
Lucky                31     2    1    0    1       53       1.71
Nirvana              50     1    1    2    3       77       1.54
Dingdell             18     1    1    0    0       27       1.50
RUHolding            19     0    1    0    1       22       1.16
Alex                 9      0    0    0    1       9        1.00
Jeff Buff            6      0    0    0    1       5        0.83
Gamblor              2      0    0    0    0       0        0
Inthebelly           3      0    0    0    0       0        0
Pelham Boy           5      0    0    0    0       0        0    NOTE: PB wants to stay in the league table
Snatiramas           5      0    0    0    0       0        0
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EurovisionGayBoy     38     3    2    0    3       91       2.39 * May's "6" included.

LUTON G FANTASY LEAGUE

'Gotcha' (A.Gotch)                               571
'G-Man's Perfect Night In' (G.Rodge)             546
'Jonny’s Plums' (D.Johnson)                      449
'The Rock-Steady Crew' (P.Noonan)                409
'A Glass Half Full' (G.Henderson)                395
'Re-Binked' (A.McBride)                          389
'Most Of The Time They Can't Call' (G.Wheldon)   380
'HoldorFantasyFolk' (M. Bashir)                  389
'Prime Beef' (J.Buffenbarger)                    361
'Fake Madrid' (G.Symons)                         359
'Edna's All Stars' (E.Adams)                     347
'Alien Attack' (D.Allen)                         321
'Hurrah, It's The Luton Rifles' (M.Jarvis)       321
'Deer's Testicles FTW' (G.Kan)                   318
'TV's Anthony Kendall' (A.Kendall)               312
'Property Express All-Stars' (I.Needleman)       292
'I'll Never Be As Good As Chompy' (V.Calenti)    279
'Muck All In' (C.Poulton)                        278
'Last Men Standing' (P.Ephremsen)                272
'Ball Till U Fall’ (A.Martin)                    260
'Sad Muppet Time' (D.Colton)                     225
'If You Can't Beat'Em, Join'Em' (G.Dealer)       217
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'League Of Unlikely Donklemen' (D.Onksalot)      215

LUTON G RESULTS IN THE MONTH BEFORE JUNE - NOT UPDATED YET

Name              Won 2nd  3rd Other  Pts
ZebraMuncher         2    0    0    1       36
G-Rodge              2    0    0    0       33
China Mug            1    0    0    1       25
Handsome Paul        1    0    0    1       25
Rockstar             0    1    1    0       21
LittleRed            0    0    1    3       20
DrainyDonk           1    0    0    0       15
British Gas          0    1    0    0       15
Nirvana              0    0    0    1       10
Larfer               0    0    1    0       9
Tighty               0    0    1    0       9
Jonnyplum            0    0    0    1       6
Pizzled              0    0    0    1       6
Ch1ompy              0    0    0    1       6
ClawBird             0    0    0    1       6
CelticFish           0    0    0    1       5
RUDonking            0    0    0    1       5
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The above table inclues the following (let me know if anything is wrong):

G-Rodge 4pts above for saver on sunday
Edna 15 fourth 1st in £40 on sat
Pizz 12 for 2nd in saturday's 8pm
China 9 pts for 3rd just behind pizz
Loofah 7 - for 4th in the kidz game on sunday
Claw 9 - for 3rd in ME on sunday
Rockstar - 3rd (9pts) for mon pm
Expresso 4th for 7pts mon pm
chimpy 5th for 6 pts mon pm
nirvanafish 7th for 4 pts saver mon pm - assume savers were done?

NOTE: FANTASY TABLE WILL NOT BE UPDATED IN TONIGHT'S UPDATES (COS I CAN'T BE ARSED; imo) - hence the red font.

DrainyDonk

ps - off to the G now innit as full-blown alien attack is being planned around me as I apply these updatements
And mini drainy is driving. Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[Simon Galloway]

Zero for me in May.

[the sicilian]

Zero for me in May.

eh?

[celtic]

4 for me in may

[Simon Galloway]

Zero for me in May.

eh?

I haven't set foot in the place in May.  Currently sat in Canaries having a cold beer and all things considered, don't think I will bother rushing back to change that.

So how many should I put down for that?

[Drain Alien]

4 pts for me in may

FYP Innit

[Claw75]

Zero for me in May.

eh?

I haven't set foot in the place in May.  Currently sat in Canaries having a cold beer and all things considered, don't think I will bother rushing back to change that.

So how many should I put down for that?

didn't you go on the Aliens' anniversary night? eh? eh?

[Drain Alien]

The only leaguer on the final tonight woz Mr Rockstar, and the Sherry-drinking-blonde only managed to earn his keep for a well deserved (but unlucky) 5th place - yes 5th of 40+! - for 6 pointees in Tit Tuesday's comp.

I will update Bon-jovi's result in the league table some time in the next few weeks.
Wp sir

other notable leaguers present were alan mc non-bink and Mr Fosters (who wasn't actually drinking fosters ffs), plus blonde virgin OTB of the somerfield variety, and a special guest appearance from pro-celeb Damon de cruz on the FT.

Betty finalled again proving that..........well her name is Betty, obv. Bless her. V sweet imo.

I drunk alot, proving that - once again - I am indeed a piss-head. Marv.

DrinkyDonk.

[Simon Galloway]

Zero for me in May.

eh?

I haven't set foot in the place in May.  Currently sat in Canaries having a cold beer and all things considered, don't think I will bother rushing back to change that.

So how many should I put down for that?

didn't you go on the Aliens' anniversary night? eh? eh?

FML

[Xpressman]

8 Total this month

[Drain Alien]

Zero for me in May.

eh?

I haven't set foot in the place in May.  Currently sat in Canaries having a cold beer and all things considered, don't think I will bother rushing back to change that.

So how many should I put down for that?

didn't you go on the Aliens' anniversary night? eh? eh?

FML

muppet

[Drain Alien]

MAIN G DONKS LEAGUE

Name            Played Won  2nd  3rd  Other  Pts     Score
Ericredkite          6      0    0    1    2       28       4.67
The Baron            4      0    0    0    2       17       4.25
Boer Wars            59     9    2    4    10      242      4.10
Celtic               22     3    0    0    3       70       3.18 * includes "4" in May
Winkie               10     1    0    0    3       37       3.70
Greg Sighmuns        19     3    0    0    2       70       3.68     ANYONE KNOW IF GREG'S COMING BACK?
G-Rodge              34     4    1    2    4       118      3.47
Sir Donksalot        29     2    1    2    3       93       3.21
Simon G              12     0    1    1    2       33       2.75  * May's "1" included
Jonnyplum            42     3    1    1    7       126      3.00
Tightend             10     0    0    2    2       30       3.00
Luther               60     3    1    3    10      175      2.92
Handsome Paul        18     2    0    0    1       46       2.56
China Mug            66     1    4    2    11      166      2.51
Tikay                19     1    1    0    2       44       2.32
Claw                 26     2    1    0    1       60       2.31 * May's "8" included.
LittleRedRidingBird  27     1    1    1    5       62       2.30 * May's "6" included.
Pizzled              40     2    1    1    4       88       2.2
Evil Edna            62     4    0    1    5       129      2.08
British Gas          25     0    2    0    3       50       2.00
Rockstar             68     2    3    1    8       141      2.07
Ropey Flush          8      0    1    0    0       15       1.88
Drain Alien          34     1    1    0    6       63       1.85 * includes "7" in May (including Tue 25th)
Xpressman            46     1    1    2    2       69       1.50 * includes "8" in May
Free Rollin          5      0    0    1    0       9        1.80
Unimaginative        29     2    0    1    2       50       1.72
Lucky                31     2    1    0    1       53       1.71
Nirvana              50     1    1    2    3       77       1.54
Dingdell             18     1    1    0    0       27       1.50
RUHolding            19     0    1    0    1       22       1.16
Alex                 9      0    0    0    1       9        1.00
Jeff Buff            6      0    0    0    1       5        0.83
Gamblor              2      0    0    0    0       0        0
Inthebelly           3      0    0    0    0       0        0
Pelham Boy           5      0    0    0    0       0        0    NOTE: PB wants to stay in the league table
Snatiramas           5      0    0    0    0       0        0
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EurovisionGayBoy     38     3    2    0    3       91       2.39 * May's "6" included.

LUTON G FANTASY LEAGUE

'Gotcha' (A.Gotch)                               571
'G-Man's Perfect Night In' (G.Rodge)             546
'Jonny’s Plums' (D.Johnson)                      449
'The Rock-Steady Crew' (P.Noonan)                409
'A Glass Half Full' (G.Henderson)                395
'Re-Binked' (A.McBride)                          389
'Most Of The Time They Can't Call' (G.Wheldon)   380
'HoldorFantasyFolk' (M. Bashir)                  389
'Prime Beef' (J.Buffenbarger)                    361
'Fake Madrid' (G.Symons)                         359
'Edna's All Stars' (E.Adams)                     347
'Alien Attack' (D.Allen)                         321
'Hurrah, It's The Luton Rifles' (M.Jarvis)       321
'Deer's Testicles FTW' (G.Kan)                   318
'TV's Anthony Kendall' (A.Kendall)               312
'Property Express All-Stars' (I.Needleman)       292
'I'll Never Be As Good As Chompy' (V.Calenti)    279
'Muck All In' (C.Poulton)                        278
'Last Men Standing' (P.Ephremsen)                272
'Ball Till U Fall’ (A.Martin)                    260
'Sad Muppet Time' (D.Colton)                     225
'If You Can't Beat'Em, Join'Em' (G.Dealer)       217
____________________________________________________
'League Of Unlikely Donklemen' (D.Onksalot)      215

LUTON G RESULTS IN THE MONTH BEFORE JUNE - NOT UPDATED YET

Name              Won 2nd  3rd Other  Pts
ZebraMuncher         2    0    0    1       36
G-Rodge              2    0    0    0       33
China Mug            1    0    0    1       25
Handsome Paul        1    0    0    1       25
Rockstar             0    1    1    0       21
LittleRed            0    0    1    3       20
DrainyDonk           1    0    0    0       15
British Gas          0    1    0    0       15
Nirvana              0    0    0    1       10
Larfer               0    0    1    0       9
Tighty               0    0    1    0       9
Jonnyplum            0    0    0    1       6
Pizzled              0    0    0    1       6
Ch1ompy              0    0    0    1       6
ClawBird             0    0    0    1       6
CelticFish           0    0    0    1       5
RUDonking            0    0    0    1       5
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Piece of piss this league updating malarkey.
Above table includes Mr Croft original's 6 pts for last nite's resultament.
Droany.

ps - I am still waiting for my P.A. to email me the updated Fantasy table isn't it.

[Drain Alien]

ROLL-UP, ROLL-UP - NOW HEAR THIS DEAR LEAGUERS,

A number of you have been somewhat lax in your attendance at the beautiful G during 2010.

In order to qualify for the league u need to play thirty ("30") tourneys @ Luton in 2010.

The players listed below have played less than ten ("10") games as of 20th May - and therefore unlikely to play 30 in total - so I plan to remove them from the league table (and therefore the league) unless you confirm that you're likely to play 30 or more games in total (i.e. you're gonna go proper crazy for the last 7 months).

Happy to leave u in if u ask obv, but no response will result in removal from de table @ the end of the month.
Pls PM me if you'd like to stay in. Ta muchly.

EricRed
Baron
Ropey
FreeRoll
NutzInVice
Jeff
Gamblor
ITB
Pelham
Snattster

        Drainy (I am not in the list, even tho I have only played 3 games this year)

REMINDER
last chance saloon for the above listed names (unless you send a fax to sweaty terry obv)
tks
Mr Alien
L.E.

[luther101]

I couldn't score the gramme of Charlie required to go anywhere near the G for a Tuesday Triplechance Titathon, so I farked off to a different venue.

Prompt registration was achieved - and duly rewarded with an extra 1,500 chips.

Forty nine bums on seats at start of play     ....      four alternates wandered in late.

Maybe proof that 'incentives' do work for some of those whingeing yesterday, especially that silly burd CF       ......        what a Dopey Doris that witch was!