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« Reply #4155 on: May 27, 2010, 10:39:55 AM »

Congratulations to Thomas Bernard Myland on last night's victory in the 72 runner shovedonkamentfest.  

Congratulations to Adrian for his 5th place finish


Thomas's victory was no doubt spurred on by the success of his petition, which I repeat below


"Poker Value"


Dear Card-room managers

We, the under-signed, like Poker. We want to play Poker Value. Therefore we require the following:

to play £30+£3 Sit and Gos on a Wednesday and Friday night, juice free except for the £3 that you'll get for providing a dealer, cards, a button, a table, some felt, drinks and lighting. Oh, and chairs too. Still, juice free is the important bit

We want 2,500 chips and a 20 minute clock

We want to pay 1st, 2nd and 3rd

We hope you will agree to this revolutionary proposal

Please sign here or else I will keep asking til you do. It's easier to just be like Nirvana and don't read it and sign anyway.

Regards

Thomas and his friends


The juice has actually been reduced this year

All comps are now dealer dealt,apart from the £5 re-buy which is dealer dealt 2 tables out now anyway

God only knows how much they give away with the free drinks, that hardly a soul seems to bother to tip the waiters anymore

The cardroom has its own budget and targets, and is in effect a seperate business within the casino

Your proposal is about 2 years too late,they have made massive changes to improve the tourny structures and make dealers available for all comps

Out of interest,did you leave a tip with cardroom staff after last nights win?
£100 says you didnt

Lonely Hearts.com have a 50% discount for new members at the moment

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« Reply #4156 on: May 27, 2010, 11:16:32 AM »

Congratulations to Thomas Bernard Myland on last night's victory in the 72 runner shovedonkamentfest.  

Congratulations to Adrian for his 5th place finish


Thomas's victory was no doubt spurred on by the success of his petition, which I repeat below


"Poker Value"


Dear Card-room managers

We, the under-signed, like Poker. We want to play Poker Value. Therefore we require the following:

to play £30+£3 Sit and Gos on a Wednesday and Friday night, juice free except for the £3 that you'll get for providing a dealer, cards, a button, a table, some felt, drinks and lighting. Oh, and chairs too. Still, juice free is the important bit

We want 2,500 chips and a 20 minute clock

We want to pay 1st, 2nd and 3rd

We hope you will agree to this revolutionary proposal

Please sign here or else I will keep asking til you do. It's easier to just be like Nirvana and don't read it and sign anyway.

Regards

Thomas and his friends


The juice has actually been reduced this year

All comps are now dealer dealt,apart from the £5 re-buy which is dealer dealt 2 tables out now anyway

God only knows how much they give away with the free drinks, that hardly a soul seems to bother to tip the waiters anymore

The cardroom has its own budget and targets, and is in effect a seperate business within the casino

Your proposal is about 2 years too late,they have made massive changes to improve the tourny structures and make dealers available for all comps

Out of interest,did you leave a tip with cardroom staff after last nights win?
£100 says you didnt

Lonely Hearts.com have a 50% discount for new members at the moment

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh    .......       is that what I signed?

My non bifocal/bisexual contact lenses couldn't cope with the miniscule text from that ZX Spectrum 81 Tom found in a skip.

PMSL - "to play £30+£3 Sit and Gos    ....     juice free except for the £3 that you'll get for providing a dealer    .....      Still, juice free is the important bit".

[   ] Tom sure does understand the meaning of 'juice'!

I hereby propose a motion that Mr Myland should become Drainy's League Secretary - preferrably by grafting him onto Alien's left leg     .....      could someone please second this proposal (before Thomas gets head-hunted by Pokerstars)?
    

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« Reply #4157 on: May 27, 2010, 11:48:49 AM »

seconded
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« Reply #4158 on: May 27, 2010, 12:31:15 PM »

Congratulations to Thomas Bernard Myland on last night's victory in the 72 runner shovedonkamentfest.  

Congratulations to Adrian for his 5th place finish


Thomas's victory was no doubt spurred on by the success of his petition, which I repeat below


"Poker Value"


Dear Card-room managers

We, the under-signed, like Poker. We want to play Poker Value. Therefore we require the following:

to play £30+£3 Sit and Gos on a Wednesday and Friday night, juice free except for the £3 that you'll get for providing a dealer, cards, a button, a table, some felt, drinks and lighting. Oh, and chairs too. Still, juice free is the important bit

We want 2,500 chips and a 20 minute clock

We want to pay 1st, 2nd and 3rd

We hope you will agree to this revolutionary proposal

Please sign here or else I will keep asking til you do. It's easier to just be like Nirvana and don't read it and sign anyway.

Regards

Thomas and his friends


The juice has actually been reduced this year

All comps are now dealer dealt,apart from the £5 re-buy which is dealer dealt 2 tables out now anyway

God only knows how much they give away with the free drinks, that hardly a soul seems to bother to tip the waiters anymore

The cardroom has its own budget and targets, and is in effect a seperate business within the casino

Your proposal is about 2 years too late,they have made massive changes to improve the tourny structures and make dealers available for all comps

Out of interest,did you leave a tip with cardroom staff after last nights win?
£100 says you didnt

Lonely Hearts.com have a 50% discount for new members at the moment



lolz
so u signed it mate presumably?
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« Reply #4159 on: May 27, 2010, 12:37:42 PM »

Congratulations to Thomas Bernard Myland on last night's victory in the 72 runner shovedonkamentfest.  

Congratulations to Adrian for his 5th place finish


Thomas's victory was no doubt spurred on by the success of his petition, which I repeat below


"Poker Value"


Dear Card-room managers

We, the under-signed, like Poker. We want to play Poker Value. Therefore we require the following:

to play £30+£3 Sit and Gos on a Wednesday and Friday night, juice free except for the £3 that you'll get for providing a dealer, cards, a button, a table, some felt, drinks and lighting. Oh, and chairs too. Still, juice free is the important bit

We want 2,500 chips and a 20 minute clock

We want to pay 1st, 2nd and 3rd

We hope you will agree to this revolutionary proposal

Please sign here or else I will keep asking til you do. It's easier to just be like Nirvana and don't read it and sign anyway.

Regards

Thomas and his friends


The juice has actually been reduced this year

All comps are now dealer dealt,apart from the £5 re-buy which is dealer dealt 2 tables out now anyway

God only knows how much they give away with the free drinks, that hardly a soul seems to bother to tip the waiters anymore

The cardroom has its own budget and targets, and is in effect a seperate business within the casino

Your proposal is about 2 years too late,they have made massive changes to improve the tourny structures and make dealers available for all comps

Out of interest,did you leave a tip with cardroom staff after last nights win?
£100 says you didnt

Lonely Hearts.com have a 50% discount for new members at the moment



lolz
so u signed it mate presumably?
;-)


I did,it made him go away quicker
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« Reply #4160 on: May 27, 2010, 02:49:49 PM »

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/6660299/
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« Reply #4161 on: May 27, 2010, 03:00:45 PM »

absolute farking quality Chompy - lolling like a loon here!

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« Reply #4162 on: May 27, 2010, 03:13:35 PM »


Has to be lots of mileage in this baby
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« Reply #4163 on: May 27, 2010, 03:30:11 PM »

Sigh, it appears the lack of updates has been down to communication problemz...

Drainy thought I was gonna be keeping scores and sending them on, while I thought Drainy was just being lazy.

Currently in the process of going back through all results for the last couple of weeks. If I miss any please let me know and I'll add'em in.

I've added in the following monthly totals (in order of comedic value):

Claw bird - 8
Drainy - 7
Drainetta - 7
Nirvana - 8
Celtic - 5
Simon - 1 (FHL)
Xpressman - 8
Snatiramas - 0
Pelham - 0
Greg - 0
Me - 6

This is it, no more updateaments from me. Either Drainy or Tighty ftw from now. Finito innito.
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« Reply #4164 on: May 27, 2010, 04:05:47 PM »

Sigh, it appears the lack of updates has been down to my mis-communication problemz...

Drainy thought was told by me in an email on 17th May that I was gonna be keeping scores and sending them on, while I thought I'd change my mind after agreeing that with him via email and a text - both of which Drainy still has obv. Drainy was just being lazy.

FYP

leg / stand-on / don't have......blah blah
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« Reply #4165 on: May 27, 2010, 04:24:23 PM »


Excellent stuff.

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« Reply #4166 on: May 27, 2010, 04:25:18 PM »

Apparently the card room is closed for a "Quiz Night" tonight

Amendments to next months diary will see the cancellation of Monday nights 30-20-10 for a Tupperware party

And Fridays £75 cancelled for an evening with John Hedgely,Lutons finest poet and Muse
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« Reply #4167 on: May 27, 2010, 04:29:53 PM »

Apparently the card room is closed for a "Quiz Night" tonight

Amendments to next months diary will see the cancellation of Monday nights 30-20-10 for a Tupperware party

And Fridays £75 cancelled for an evening with John Hedgely,Lutons finest poet and Muse

they sure couldn't do the quiz in the rest of the empty casino and leave the card room alone
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« Reply #4168 on: May 27, 2010, 04:33:57 PM »

Cant be arsed to stay in later,any bright sparks got a decent tourny somewhere in the UK i can play later?
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« Reply #4169 on: May 27, 2010, 04:42:25 PM »

Name                 Played Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts      Score
Boer Wars            59     9    2    4    10      242      4.10
Winkie               10     1    0    0    3       37       3.70
Greg Sighmuns        19     3    0    0    2       70       3.68 *
Sir Donksalot        29     2    1    2    3       93       3.21
Celtic               23     3    0    0    3       70       3.04 *
Tightend             10     0    0    2    2       30       3.00
G-Rodge              40     4    1    2    5       118      2.95 *
Luther               60     3    1    3    11      175      2.92
Jonnyplum            48     3    1    1    8       135      2.81 *
China Mug            66     2    4    3    11      184      2.79
Handsome Paul        18     2    0    0    2       50       2.78
Simon G              12     0    1    1    2       33       2.75 *
Chompy               38     3    2    0    4       91       2.39 *
Tikay                19     1    1    0    2       44       2.32
Claw                 26     2    1    1    1       60       2.31 *
LittleRedRidingHood  27     1    1    1    5       62       2.30 *
Pizzled              40     2    2    1    4       88       2.20
Rockstar             67     2    3    2    9       141      2.10
Evil Edna            62     5    0    1    5       129      2.08
British Gas          25     0    2    0    3       50       2.00
Drain Alien          34     1    1    0    6       63       1.85 *
Unimaginative        29     2    0    1    2       50       1.72
Lucky                31     2    1    0    1       53       1.71
Xpressman            46     1    1    2    3       69       1.50 *
Dingdell             18     1    1    0    0       27       1.50
Nirvana              58     1    1    2    4       77       1.33 *
RUDonking            19     0    1    0    1       22       1.16
Alex                 9      0    0    0    1       9        1.00
Pelham Boy           5      0    0    0    0       0        0 *
Snatiramas           5      0    0    0    0       0        0 *

Updated up to Thu 27 May

* - fictitious May total included



May table
Name                 Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts
China Mug            2    0    1    1       52
G-Rodge              2    0    0    1       37
Rockstar             0    1    2    1       36
Boer Wars            2    0    0    1       36
Handsome Paul        1    0    0    2       29
LittleRed            0    0    1    3       20
Pizzled              0    1    0    1       18
Luther               0    0    1    1       16
British Gas          0    1    0    0       15
Jonnyplum            0    0    0    2       15
Claw                 0    0    1    1       15
Evil Edna            1    0    0    0       15
Drainy               1    0    0    0       15
Nirvana              0    0    0    2       14
Chompy               0    0    0    2       12
Tightend             0    0    1    0       9
Xpressman            0    0    0    1       7
Celtic               0    0    0    1       5
RUDonking            0    0    0    1       5



Fantasy League
'Gotcha' (A.Gotch)                               602
'G-Man's Perfect Night In' (G.Rodge)             594
'Jonny’s Plums' (D.Johnson)                      485
'The Rock-Steady Crew' (P.Noonan)                447
'A Glass Half Full' (G.Henderson)                441
'Re-Binked' (A.McBride)                          418
'Holdorfantasyfolk' (M.Bashir)                   410
'Most Of The Time They Can't Call' (G.Wheldon)   397
'Prime Beef' (J.Buffenbarger)                    393
'Fake Madrid' (G.Symons)                         369
'Edna's All Stars' (E.Adams)                     367
'Alien Attack' (D.Allen)                         352
'Deer's Testicles FTW' (G.Kan)                   345
'Hurrah, It's The Luton Rifles' (M.Jarvis)       337
'TV's Anthony Kendall' (A.Kendall)               317
'Property Express All-Stars' (I.Needleman)       305
'I'll Never Be As Good As Chompy' (V.Calenti)    296
'Muck All In' (C.Poulton)                        284
'Last Men Standing' (P.Ephremsen)                280
'Ball Till U Fall’ (A.Martin)                    275
'Sad Muppet Time' (D.Colton)                     242
'If You Can't Beat'Em, Join'Em' (G.Dealer)       229
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'League Of Unlikely Donklemen' (D.Onksalot)      215


Wiiiiiiiiiiiii, that all only took 6hrs 17mins. I have MDD down for 5pts in the fantasy league but no others outside the league scoring. Hope that’s correct.
The following points have been added in since 16 May:
Tighty 9
Rockstar 12 + 6 + 9
Chuck 9
Luther 7
Claw 9
Pizzled 12
China Mug 9 + 18
Edna 15
Xpressman 7
Me 6
Handsome Paul 4
LRRH 5
G-Rodge 4
Nirvana 4

Otherwise, I can confirm that…

Sir Donksalot is STILL bottom of the fantasy league
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