Chompy's Recidivist 2010 G Luton League/Scrabble thread

[Chompy]

Evil Edna rulez, too good.
Only two days after playing out the Omaha thing until 5am and binking a seat.
Edna has now usurped Tikay and Lovejoy at the top of my all-time poker heroes list.
Another 15pts in the bag. That league table really does make for interesting reading...oh, hang on!! Wiiiiiiii

[Drain Alien]

Name                 Played Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts      Score
Boer Wars            59     9    2    4    10      242      4.10
Winkie               10     1    0    0    3       37       3.70
Greg Sighmuns        19     3    0    0    2       70       3.68 *
Celtic               24     3    0    0    4       76       3.17 *
G-Rodge              41     5    1    2    6       125      3.05 *
Sir Donksalot        32     2    1    2    3       93       2.91 *
Jonnyplum            48     3    1    1    8       135      2.81 *
China Mug            66     2    4    3    11      184      2.79
Handsome Paul        18     2    0    0    2       50       2.78
Simon G              12     0    1    1    2       33       2.75 *
LittleRedRidingHood  27     1    1    1    5       71       2.63 *
Evil Edna            62     5    2    1    5       156      2.52
CH10 MPY             39     3    2    0    5       96       2.46 *
Luther               73     3    1    3    11      175      2.40 *
Tikay                19     1    1    0    2       44       2.32
Claw                 26     2    1    1    1       60       2.31 *
Tightend             13     0    0    2    2       30       2.31 *
Rockstar             69     4    3    2    9       156      2.26 *
Pizzled              44     2    2    1    4       88       2.00 *
British Gas          25     0    2    0    3       50       2.00
Drain Alien          34     1    1    0    6       63       1.85 *
Unimaginative        29     2    0    1    2       50       1.72
Lucky                31     2    1    0    1       53       1.71
Xpressman            46     1    1    2    3       69       1.50 *
Dingdell             18     1    1    0    0       27       1.50
Nirvana              58     1    1    2    4       77       1.33 *
RUDonking            19     0    1    0    1       22       1.16
Alex                 9      0    0    0    1       9        1.00
Pelham Boy           5      0    0    0    0       0        0 *
Snatiramas           5      0    0    0    0       0        0 *

Updated up to - and including - Sun 30 May

* - May total included

May table
Name                 Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts
China Mug            2    0    1    1       52
Rockstar             1    1    2    1       51
G-Rodge              2    0    0    2       44
Boer Wars            2    0    0    1       36
Handsome Paul        1    0    0    2       29
LittleRed            0    0    1    3       20
Pizzled              0    1    0    1       18
Chompy               0    0    0    3       17
Luther               0    0    1    1       16
British Gas          0    1    0    0       15
Jonnyplum            0    0    0    2       15
Claw                 0    0    1    1       15
Drainy               1    0    0    0       15
Nirvana              0    0    0    2       14
Edna                 0    1    0    0       12
Celtic               0    0    0    2       11
Tightend             0    0    1    0       9
Xpressman            0    0    0    1       7
RUDonking            0    0    0    1       5

Fantasy League   UPDATED; wiiiiiiiii
'G-Man's Perfect Night In' (G.Rodge)             621
'Gotcha' (A.Gotch)                               617
'Jonny’s Plums' (D.Johnson)                      485
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'The Rock-Steady Crew' (P.Noonan)                462
'A Glass Half Full' (G.Henderson)                462
'Re-Binked' (A.McBride)                          418
'Holdorfantasyfolk' (M.Bashir)                   410
'Most Of The Time They Can't Call' (G.Wheldon)   402
'Prime Beef' (J.Buffenbarger)                    399
'Edna's All Stars' (E.Adams)                     379
'Fake Madrid' (G.Symons)                         374
'Alien Attack' (D.Allen)                         373
'Deer's Testicles FTW' (G.Kan)                   357
'Hurrah, It's The Luton Rifles' (M.Jarvis)       352
'TV's Anthony Kendall' (A.Kendall)               323
'Property Express All-Stars' (I.Needleman)       305
'I'll Never Be As Good As Chompy' (V.Calenti)    296
'Muck All In' (C.Poulton)                        290
'Last Men Standing' (P.Ephremsen)                287
'Ball Till U Fall’ (A.Martin)                    281
'Sad Muppet Time' (D.Colton)                     242
'If You Can't Beat'Em, Join'Em' (G.Dealer)       235
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'League Of Unlikely Donklemen' (D.Onksalot)      221

The table above includes Evil's 15 pts for last nite (Tuesday) + LittleRed's 9 pts for 3rd (Tuesday too).

The rest of the updates (as per post below) are YET to be applied.

[Drain Alien]

May totals (yet to be added to the table):
Edna 6
Pizz 4 (hello sexy)
Ding 4
Unimadge 1
China 14
winkie 0

Others to follow.....

ALSO
British Gas 5
Claw +1 (& and a number of others yet to disclose their extra Sunday game, AHEM)
AlanMcNonBink 11
Unimadge 1 in May

& need to sort Holdy's Fantasy team; jeez

These updates STILL need to be applied to the league table above.....

[Drain Alien]

WP to Rockstar for today's zebra-bashing on the golf course.
2 under parr; pfffffttttt. meh.

CYA laterz imo......

[winkie]

zero, nada, nuffink... no tourneys for may.

ta

[Xpressman]

Binked again at The G as Usual ......Got 46000 chips .............On Big Blind with QQ guy limps in with 99 .......I make it 10000 to play he goes All In ....I call for all my chips and out on the Flop comes the 9 ......Just cannot get a hand to stand up at The G .......A Key pot at a Crucial time with nearly 100,000 pot and i get shafted again .......no wonder i now play at The Circus and The Vic...........I don't get as much bad luck at those venues...................

[Drain Alien]

Got Binked on again at The G as Usual ......Got 46000 chips .............On Big Blind with QQ guy limps in with 99 .......I make it 10000 to play he goes All In ....I call for all my chips and out on the Flop comes the 9 ......Just cannot get a hand to stand up at The G .......A Key pot at a Crucial time with nearly 100,000 pot and i get shafted again .......no wonder i now play at The Circus and The Vic...........I don't get as much bad luck at those venues...................

FYP

unlucky expresso

[Drain Alien]

We had no kids at home yesterday so opted to go the G (to play my least favourite comp)
I actually quite liked the first couple of hours - played like a total maniac and got to 50k.
[  ]  I could stop myself raising Willie Tan's BB virtually every round. Lolz.

Then the blinds shot up as usual and I run out of cards/position/situations and finally got unlucky like Ian when my 55 shove lost to AA in the bb. How he won that is just ridic imo.

85 runners so bonus points galore up for grabs.
[  ] There were several leaguers on the final.
[ x ] Table updates fr last nite will be eazy.

At home tonight so should be able to apply the various misc updates to table laterz.

Drainy.

[Rockstar]

http://www.racingpost.com/blog/poker/graham-wheldon/

[Drain Alien]

http://www.racingpost.com/blog/poker/graham-wheldon/

ta Gotchy

GL chimpy!

[TightEnd]

Chompy

Challenge for next article please. Include the phrase "almost as talented as Luton's Darren Allen is"


thanks

[Rockstar]

Binked a Seat in the £250 Omaha next Friday the 11th

Unfortunately it happens to be the other half's Birthday though

Any suggestions as to how i can keep a woman happy,and play this tourny?

[Xpressman]

Binked a Seat in the £250 Omaha next Friday the 11th

Unfortunately it happens to be the other half's Birthday though

Any suggestions as to how i can keep a woman happy,and play this tourny?

Take her with and have Dinner in the Restaurant - Get her a Bunch of Roses and then send her with her friends via Limosine to london for a all expenses paid Shopping expedition with friends of her choice - and hope you don't get knocked out !!    

[Jon MW]

http://www.racingpost.com/blog/poker/graham-wheldon/

My WSOP cash rate is currently 28% (well done to those who sold the time of the first 'I have a good WSOP record' brag) 

Is 28% good then?

[Drain Alien]

Binked a Seat in the £250 Omaha next Friday the 11th

Unfortunately it happens to be the other half's Birthday though

Any suggestions as to how i can keep a woman happy,and play this tourny?

bring her along a let her watch you?
That would be a well proper treat imo