Chompy's Recidivist 2010 G Luton League/Scrabble thread

[Drain Alien]

I just called cardroom and Alex confirmed it is 8.30pm kick-off with 2 x 30 mins rebuys and then 20 min clock

[Chompy]

No Betty fortunately which is just as well.
I had three girly girl players and one old nit to my left last night. The blinds were 3k-6k (500) and I swear I got the same raise through seven or eight times in two rounds. 14,500 generaly, the occasional 14,000. Imagine trying to get that through Ruppinator, Betty, etc?

[Claw75]

was just toying with the idea of the Tuesday donkfest tonight - presume the sat is running instead of rather than as well as though?


oh and glglgl chompy - tid etc

[Dingdell]

No Betty fortunately which is just as well.
I had three girly girl players and one old nit to my left last night. The blinds were 3k-6k (500) and I swear I got the same raise through seven or eight times in two rounds. 14,500 generaly, the occasional 14,000. Imagine trying to get that through Ruppinator, Betty, etc?

Lol - training at poker aka Luton has worked well.

No sweat on the slingbacks, a girl flying in from Boston is bringing a pair in.

[ ] You would have enjoyed buying a pair of slingbacks and trying to convince the salesgirl they were for someone else

TID one time GL GL GL GL GL

[Claw75]

was just toying with the idea of the Tuesday donkfest tonight - presume the sat is running instead of rather than as well as though?


oh and glglgl chompy - tid etc

ok presuming my assumption is right, does anyone know if there is an option to take cash instead of seat?

[Drain Alien]

was just toying with the idea of the Tuesday donkfest tonight - presume the sat is running instead of rather than as well as though?


oh and glglgl chompy - tid etc

INSTEAD Claw

the satellite is at 8.30

[GMan]

was just toying with the idea of the Tuesday donkfest tonight - presume the sat is running instead of rather than as well as though?


oh and glglgl chompy - tid etc

ok presuming my assumption is right, does anyone know if there is an option to take cash instead of seat?

YOU CANNOT SELL ANY SEATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Drain Alien]

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/6696085/

LOL - only just seen this (couldn't play it on my iphone earlier).
vv good gotchy

[Claw75]

thanks graham.  meh, no G for me tonight then gl everyone playing!

[Pelham Boy]

Get it won Chompy.

[Drain Alien]

Name                 Played Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts      Score
Winkie               10     1    0    0    3       37       3.70 *
Greg Sighmuns        19     3    0    0    2       70       3.68 *
Boer Wars            76     9    2    4    10      242      3.18 *
G-Rodge              41     5    1    2    6       125      3.05 *
Celtic               25     3    0    0    4       76       3.04 *
Sir Donksalot        32     2    1    2    3       93       2.91 *
Jonnyplum            48     3    1    1    8       135      2.81 *
Simon G              12     0    1    1    2       33       2.75 *
LittleRedRidingHood  27     1    1    1    5       71       2.63 *
Rockstar             69     4    3    2    9       171      2.48 *
Luther               73     3    1    3    11      180      2.47 *
CH10 MPY             39     3    2    0    5       96       2.46 *
China Mug            80     2    4    3    11      189      2.36 *
Evil Edna            68     5    2    1    5       156      2.29 *
Claw                 27     2    1    1    1       60       2.22 *
Tightend             13     0    0    2    2       30       2.31 *
Handsome Paul        22     2    0    0    2       50       2.27 *
Drain Alien          34     1    1    0    6       63       1.85 *
Pizzled              48     2    2    1    4       88       1.83 *
Tikay                25     1    1    0    2       44       1.76 *
British Gas          30     0    2    0    3       50       1.67 *
Unimaginative        30     2    0    1    2       50       1.67 *
Xpressman            46     1    1    2    3       69       1.50 *
Nirvana              59     1    1    2    4       77       1.31 *
Lucky                43     2    1    0    1       53       1.23 *
Dingdell             22     1    1    0    0       27       1.23 *

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RUDonking            19     0    1    0    1       28       1.47  NO MAY FIGURE SUPPLIED YET
Alex                 9      0    0    0    1       9        1.00  NO MAY FIGURE YET; Text sent
Pelham Boy           5      0    0    0    0       0        0 *
Snatiramas           5      0    0    0    0       0        0 *

* - May total included

June table
Name                 Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts

Rockstar             1    0    0    0       15
Edna                 1    0    0    0       15
LittleRed            0    0    1    0       9
RUDonking            0    0    0    1       6
Luther               0    0    0    1       5
China                 0    0    0    1       5

Fantasy League   UPDATED; wiiiiiiiii
'G-Man's Perfect Night In' (G.Rodge)             621
'Gotcha' (A.Gotch)                               617
'Jonny’s Plums' (D.Johnson)                      485
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'The Rock-Steady Crew' (P.Noonan)                462
'A Glass Half Full' (G.Henderson)                462
'Re-Binked' (A.McBride)                          418
'Holdorfantasyfolk' (M.Bashir)                   410............Error - Dronky to sort it
'Most Of The Time They Can't Call' (G.Wheldon)   402
'Prime Beef' (J.Buffenbarger)                    399
'Edna's All Stars' (E.Adams)                     379
'Fake Madrid' (G.Symons)                         374
'Alien Attack' (D.Allen)                         373
'Deer's Testicles FTW' (G.Kan)                   357
'Hurrah, It's The Luton Rifles' (M.Jarvis)       352
'TV's Anthony Kendall' (A.Kendall)               323
'Property Express All-Stars' (I.Needleman)       305
'I'll Never Be As Good As Chompy' (V.Calenti)    296
'Muck All In' (C.Poulton)                        290
'Last Men Standing' (P.Ephremsen)                287
'Ball Till U Fall’ (A.Martin)                    281
'Sad Muppet Time' (D.Colton)                     242
'If You Can't Beat'Em, Join'Em' (G.Dealer)       235
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'League Of Unlikely Donklemen' (D.Onksalot)      221


* THE FOLLOWING ARE STILL TO BE APPLIED TO THE FANTASY TABLE:
Edna's 15 pts from 01st June to be added.
& 6th place saver for Mr Noonan's on Saturday - 5 pts
& 15 points for Gotchy's 1st place on Sunday
& 6th saver & 5 pts for China on Monday nite

Updated up to - and including - Mon 07th June

The above main league table & the June table have both been updated to correct Noonantini's extra point from saturday nite, and china's saver from last nite.

Fantasy table next; wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

       Drainy

Note; STILL need to fix Holdy's Fantasy Team; as per previous posts + apply fantasy updates for June to anyone with Edna, Gotchy, China or the Noonanator.

[Drain Alien]

Hi Drainy, my fantasy league points have been squiffed somewhere along the line ... hard to get the quotes in the right places but basically my total should be 420.

I had 389 at the CH10 MPY/DRAINY takeover stage.  Then the following points were awarded to China (18 + 9)  and 4 points for G rodge as per Chompys update bolded below.

LUTON G FANTASY LEAGUE

'Gotcha' (A.Gotch)                               571
'G-Man's Perfect Night In' (G.Rodge)             546
'Jonny’s Plums' (D.Johnson)                      449
'The Rock-Steady Crew' (P.Noonan)                409
'A Glass Half Full' (G.Henderson)                395
'Re-Binked' (A.McBride)                          389
'Most Of The Time They Can't Call' (G.Wheldon)   380
'HoldorFantasyFolk' (M. Bashir)                  389
'Prime Beef' (J.Buffenbarger)                    361
'Fake Madrid' (G.Symons)                         359
'Edna's All Stars' (E.Adams)                     347
'Alien Attack' (D.Allen)                         321
'Hurrah, It's The Luton Rifles' (M.Jarvis)       321
'Deer's Testicles FTW' (G.Kan)                   318
'TV's Anthony Kendall' (A.Kendall)               312
'Property Express All-Stars' (I.Needleman)       292
'I'll Never Be As Good As Chompy' (V.Calenti)    279
'Muck All In' (C.Poulton)                        278
'Last Men Standing' (P.Ephremsen)                272
'Ball Till U Fall’ (A.Martin)                    260
'Sad Muppet Time' (D.Colton)                     225
'If You Can't Beat'Em, Join'Em' (G.Dealer)       217
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'League Of Unlikely Donklemen' (D.Onksalot)      215

 

Quote from: Chompy on March 26, 2010, 11:11:44 AM

Fantasy League
'Gotcha' (A.Gotch)                               602
'G-Man's Perfect Night In' (G.Rodge)             594
'Jonny’s Plums' (D.Johnson)                      485
'The Rock-Steady Crew' (P.Noonan)                447
'A Glass Half Full' (G.Henderson)                441
'Re-Binked' (A.McBride)                          418
'Holdorfantasyfolk' (M.Bashir)                   410
'Most Of The Time They Can't Call' (G.Wheldon)   397
'Prime Beef' (J.Buffenbarger)                    393
'Fake Madrid' (G.Symons)                         369
'Edna's All Stars' (E.Adams)                     367
'Alien Attack' (D.Allen)                         352
'Deer's Testicles FTW' (G.Kan)                   345
'Hurrah, It's The Luton Rifles' (M.Jarvis)       337
'TV's Anthony Kendall' (A.Kendall)               317
'Property Express All-Stars' (I.Needleman)       305
'I'll Never Be As Good As Chompy' (V.Calenti)    296
'Muck All In' (C.Poulton)                        284
'Last Men Standing' (P.Ephremsen)                280
'Ball Till U Fall’ (A.Martin)                    275
'Sad Muppet Time' (D.Colton)                     242
'If You Can't Beat'Em, Join'Em' (G.Dealer)       229
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'League Of Unlikely Donklemen' (D.Onksalot)      215

Wiiiiiiiiiiiii, that all only took 6hrs 17mins. I have MDD down for 5pts in the fantasy league but no others outside the league scoring. Hope that’s correct.
The following points have been added in since 16 May:
Tighty 9
Rockstar 12 + 6 + 9
Chuck 9
Luther 7
Claw 9
Pizzled 12
China Mug 9 + 18
Edna 15
Xpressman 7
Me 6
Handsome Paul 4
LRRH 5
G-Rodge 4
Nirvana 4



So 389 plus 9+18 (china Mug)  and 4 for G Rodge = 420


However, this table adds up to 417 (although it’s showing as 410).

‘Holdorfantasyfolk’ (M.Bashir)   410
Tom Myland   184
Alex Martin   9
Alan McBride   53
Graham Rogers   118
Michelle Bashir   46

So someone somewhere hasn’t had the correct number of points added to their Main G donks league. But I should have 420 in the Fantasy league.

Muchas muchas 

Just quoting this temporarily, whilst I try and sort out this farkin mess.
FML

[Drain Alien]

'Gotcha!’ (A.Gotch)      617
Adrian Gotch   156
Paul Noonan   175
Phil Cooklin   
James Miller   242
Tony Kendall   44

‘Phoenix 5’ (G.Rogers)      621
Adrian Gotch   156
Paul Noonan   175
Graham Wheldon   96
Ian Needleman   69
Graham Rogers   125

‘Jonny’s Plums’ (D.Johnson)   485
Dave Johnson   135
Tom Myland   184
Dean Morris   93
George Michael   73
Ian Bradley   

‘The Rock-Steady Crew’ (P.Noonan)   462
Adrian Gotch   156
Paul Noonan   175
Alan McBride   53
Dennis Barnes   9
Ian Needleman   69

'A Glass Half Full' (G.Henderson)   462
Glenn Henderson   77
Adrian Gotch   156
Graham Wheldon   96
Gavin Kan   88
Tony Kendall   44

‘Re-Binked’ (A.McBride)   418
Glenn Henderson   77
Graham Wheldon   96
Dean Morris   93
Gavin Kan   88
Ian Needleman   69

‘Holdorfantasyfolk’ (M.Bashir)   410
Tom Myland   184
Alex Martin   9
Alan McBride   53
Graham Rogers   125
Michelle Bashir   46

‘Most Of The Time They Can’t Call’ (G.Wheldon)   402
Glenn Henderson   77
Darren Athinis   110
Chris Poulton   50
Graham Wheldon   96
Ian Needleman   69

‘Prime Beef’ (J.Buffenbarger)   399
Dick Lynch   101
Tom Myland   184
Vince Calenti   76
Simon Galloway   33
Jeff Buffenbarger   5

‘Fake Madrid’ (G.Symons)   374
Glenn Henderson   77
Derek John Miller   62
Graham Wheldon   96
Dean Morris   93
Michelle Bashir   46

‘Edna’s Dream Team’ (E.Adams)   379
Dick Lynch   101
Edna Adams   141
Alan Gray   66
Tracey Dell   27
Tony Kendall   44

‘Alien Attack’ (D.Allen)      373
Adrian Gotch   156
Alex Martin   9
Vince Calenti   77
Darren Allen   63
Ian Needleman   69

‘Deer’s Testicles FTW’ (G.Kan)   357
Alan McBride   53
Alan Gray   66
Edna Adams   141
Dennis Barnes   9
Gavin Kan   88

Hello, Hurrah, It's The Luton Rifles’ (M.Jarvis)   352
Lalit Khajuria   94
Glenn Henderson   77
Dean Morris   93
Gavin Kan   88
Ian Bradley   

‘Team Doddery Noddery’ (T.Kendall)   323
Dick Lynch   101
Vince Calenti   76
Dean Morris   93
Gurpreet Nagi   9
Tony Kendall   44

‘Property Express All-Stars’ (I.Needleman)   305
Alex Martin   9
Alan Gray   66
Vince Calenti   70
Graham Wheldon   91
Ian Needleman   69

‘I’ll Never Be As Good As Chompy’ (V.Calenti)   296
Dick Lynch   101
Vince Calenti   70
Gavin Kan   88
Pete Kwan   37
Martin Jarvis   

‘Muck All In’ (C.Poulton)   290
Dean Morris   93
Vince Calenti   76
Richard Prew   30
Phil Cooklin   
Graham Wheldon   91

‘Last Men Standing’ (P.Ephremsen)   287
Alan McBride   53
Alex Martin   9
Brijesh Das   50
Graham Rogers   125
Paul Ephremsen   50

‘Ball Till U Fall’ (A.Martin)   281
Glenn Henderson   77
Alex Martin   9
Vince Calenti   76
Paul Ephremsen   50
Ian Needleman   69

‘Sad Muppet Time’ (D.Colton)   242
Dick Lynch   101
Alex Martin   9
Gavin Kan   88
Dave Colton   
Tony Kendall   44

‘If You Can't Beat'Em, Join'Em’ (G.Dealer)   235
Alex Martin   9
Derek John Miller   62
Vince Calenti   76
Gavin Kan   88
Dave Colton   

‘League Of Unlikely Gentlemen’ (D.Onksalot)   221
Alan McBride   53
Dean Morris   93
Vince Calenti   76
Phil Cooklin   
Dennis Barnes   9

June's updates below ARE BEING [have been] applied above:

Edna's 15 pts from 01st June to be added.
& 6th place saver for Mr Noonan's on Saturday - 5 pts
& 6 points for RUDonking's 5th on Saturday nite
& 6th saver for 5 pts on monday nite



Drainy.

[Drain Alien]

'Gotcha!’ (A.Gotch)      617
Adrian Gotch   156
Paul Noonan   175
Phil Cooklin   
James Miller   242
Tony Kendall   44

‘Phoenix 5’ (G.Rogers)      621
Adrian Gotch   156
Paul Noonan   175
Graham Wheldon   96
Ian Needleman   69
Graham Rogers   125

‘Jonny’s Plums’ (D.Johnson)   485
Dave Johnson   135
Tom Myland   184
Dean Morris   93
George Michael   73
Ian Bradley   

‘The Rock-Steady Crew’ (P.Noonan)   462
Adrian Gotch   156
Paul Noonan   175
Alan McBride   53
Dennis Barnes   9
Ian Needleman   69

'A Glass Half Full' (G.Henderson)   461
Glenn Henderson   77
Adrian Gotch   156
Graham Wheldon   96
Gavin Kan   88
Tony Kendall   44

‘Re-Binked’ (A.McBride)   423
Glenn Henderson   77
Graham Wheldon   96
Dean Morris   93
Gavin Kan   88
Ian Needleman   69

‘Holdorfantasyfolk’ (M.Bashir)   417
Tom Myland   184
Alex Martin   9
Alan McBride   53
Graham Rogers   125
Michelle Bashir   46

‘Most Of The Time They Can’t Call’ (G.Wheldon)   402
Glenn Henderson   77
Darren Athinis   110
Chris Poulton   50
Graham Wheldon   96
Ian Needleman   69

‘Prime Beef’ (J.Buffenbarger)   399
Dick Lynch   101
Tom Myland   184
Vince Calenti   76
Simon Galloway   33
Jeff Buffenbarger   5

‘Fake Madrid’ (G.Symons)   374
Glenn Henderson   77
Derek John Miller   62
Graham Wheldon   96
Dean Morris   93
Michelle Bashir   46

‘Edna’s Dream Team’ (E.Adams)   379
Dick Lynch   101
Edna Adams   141
Alan Gray   66
Tracey Dell   27
Tony Kendall   44

‘Alien Attack’ (D.Allen)      374
Adrian Gotch   156
Alex Martin   9
Vince Calenti   77
Darren Allen   63
Ian Needleman   69

‘Deer’s Testicles FTW’ (G.Kan)   357
Alan McBride   53
Alan Gray   66
Edna Adams   141
Dennis Barnes   9
Gavin Kan   88

Hello, Hurrah, It's The Luton Rifles’ (M.Jarvis)   352
Lalit Khajuria   94
Glenn Henderson   77
Dean Morris   93
Gavin Kan   88
Ian Bradley   

‘Team Doddery Noddery’ (T.Kendall)   323
Dick Lynch   101
Vince Calenti   76
Dean Morris   93
Gurpreet Nagi   9
Tony Kendall   44

‘Property Express All-Stars’ (I.Needleman)   305
Alex Martin   9
Alan Gray   66
Vince Calenti   70
Graham Wheldon   91
Ian Needleman   69

‘I’ll Never Be As Good As Chompy’ (V.Calenti)   296
Dick Lynch   101
Vince Calenti   70
Gavin Kan   88
Pete Kwan   37
Martin Jarvis   

‘Muck All In’ (C.Poulton)   290
Dean Morris   93
Vince Calenti   76
Richard Prew   30
Phil Cooklin   
Graham Wheldon   91

‘Last Men Standing’ (P.Ephremsen)   287
Alan McBride   53
Alex Martin   9
Brijesh Das   50
Graham Rogers   125
Paul Ephremsen   50

‘Ball Till U Fall’ (A.Martin)   281
Glenn Henderson   77
Alex Martin   9
Vince Calenti   76
Paul Ephremsen   50
Ian Needleman   69

‘Sad Muppet Time’ (D.Colton)   242
Dick Lynch   101
Alex Martin   9
Gavin Kan   88
Dave Colton   
Tony Kendall   44

‘If You Can't Beat'Em, Join'Em’ (G.Dealer)   235
Alex Martin   9
Derek John Miller   62
Vince Calenti   76
Gavin Kan   88
Dave Colton   

‘League Of Unlikely Gentlemen’ (D.Onksalot)   231
Alan McBride   53
Dean Morris   93
Vince Calenti   76
Phil Cooklin   
Dennis Barnes   9

The above table includes corrections to various totals which were wrong (mainly too low).
This whole process is a complete load of manual bollox imo, and a total pain in the arse.
But hey ho.
So the table above includes revised totals for Glenda, McBink, Holdy, me, and Deano.

The updates below are YET to be applied.
[ ] This really is fun.

June's updates below ARE BEING [have been] applied above:

Edna's 15 pts from 01st June to be added.
& 6th place saver for Mr Noonan's on Saturday - 5 pts
& 15 points for Gotchy's 1st place on Sunday
& 6 points for RUDonking's 5th on Saturday nite  NOT IN FANTASY
& 6th saver for 5 pts on monday nite

Drainy.

[Drain Alien]

Sorry for the long / duplicate ish posts but keen to keep it all on here for the audit trail.
........Getting there.....