Chompy's Recidivist 2010 G Luton League/Scrabble thread

[Chompy]

England to beat Slovenia - 1.46 on Betfair (around 4/9) is the most roflicious price of the World Cup imo.
Get it laid. Internal squabblings ftw. Wiiiiiiiiiiiii

[Drain Alien]

This football lark's easy imo.
Never any doubt tbh.

[Rockstar]

This football lark's easy imo.
Never any doubt tbh.

Rooneys -ev at the moment,looks like a sunday morning, slightly overweight hacker

Salad for dinner imo

[Drain Alien]

This football lark's easy imo.
Never any doubt tbh.

Rooneys -ev at the moment,looks like a sunday morning, slightly overweight hacker

Salad for dinner imo

yup, and he needs stand in a grow-bag overnite too
(says the tall, slim bloke)
 

[luther101]

well done loofah in walsall, that chinese guy is quite good was going to put him in my fantasy but hes .5mill too much, did you know there is another thread for fantasy league 2 

hurry up get those lists in quick, now that grimmer chompy has sucked out most of the value

Cheers Dave    .......   I thought you might have put in an appearance.

This Summer Series thingy - does it count for NL points?

Agree on the new Tiddly Diddly.

And when I get round to picking my team I shall call it, "If you can't beat 'em   ....      change the phuqqin rules!"

[Chompy]

Fair to middling fantasy list imo Plumsy, not sure I'd want to donk out £4m on MDD though.

Is this Jin Ze Who being referred to above?

New rules should suit you Luther, since you're looking set to finish fifth in the current comp...

[Rockstar]

well done loofah in walsall, that chinese guy is quite good was going to put him in my fantasy but hes .5mill too much, did you know there is another thread for fantasy league 2 

hurry up get those lists in quick, now that grimmer chompy has sucked out most of the value

Did you not hear my laugh as you exited the G at 1amish Plums?

The waiter had your Corona with lime all cold and ready on his little tray

Dont bother going after him,he wont be back,said i

You can charge him for this drink though when he`s next in

Never has a bottle tasted so sweet Mr.Plums

Thankyou very much indeed

[Rockstar]

Stop lurking Glenda

Regail us with tales of your exploits in Vegas, if you please

[luther101]

Fair to middling fantasy list imo Plumsy, not sure I'd want to donk out £4m on MDD though.

Is this Jin Ze Who being referred to above?

New rules should suit you Luther, since you're looking set to finish fifth in the current comp...

Fancy a side bet (which you can't lay off on Betfair), Chompy?

[luther101]

Stop lurking Glenda

Regail us with tales of your exploits in Vegas, if you please

That'll be the shortest paragraph in Poker History...

[the sicilian]

well done loofah in walsall, that chinese guy is quite good was going to put him in my fantasy but hes .5mill too much, did you know there is another thread for fantasy league 2 

hurry up get those lists in quick, now that grimmer chompy has sucked out most of the value

Did you not hear my laugh as you exited the G at 1amish Plums?

The waiter had your Corona with lime all cold and ready on his little tray

Dont bother going after him,he wont be back,said i

You can charge him for this drink though when he`s next in

Never has a bottle tasted so sweet Mr.Plums

Thankyou very much indeed

i did have a quick scan, thought u might be huddled up somewhere kneeling down with fingers crossed, praying id get binked out, i felt the negative vibes, well im back tonight, football has put paid to work and ive been exercising the right forearm all week, tonights comp should suit my game, i expect to be back in third by 2am mas scum, mines 2 bottles of corona served by the lovely jo, i thankyou

Do these two statements somehow fit together with the word ' over ' ?

[Claw75]

Stop lurking Glenda

Regail us with tales of your exploits in Vegas, if you please

He's hanging round with Flushy today pretending to be his mate and playing one of the $1500 events.  Still in after 4 hours

[celtic]

Stop lurking Glenda

Regail us with tales of your exploits in Vegas, if you please

He's hanging round with Flushy today pretending to be his mate and playing one of the $1500 events.  Still in after 4 hours

http://www.pokerroad.com/radio/prr/297

click on the link, scroll down to the pictures of flushy and you will see his groupie / personal assistant hovering in the background.

[Claw75]

Stop lurking Glenda

Regail us with tales of your exploits in Vegas, if you please

He's hanging round with Flushy today pretending to be his mate and playing one of the $1500 events.  Still in after 4 hours

http://www.pokerroad.com/radio/prr/297

click on the link, scroll down to the pictures of flushy and you will see his groupie / personal assistant hovering in the background.

"can I shine your shoes sir?"

[TightEnd]

Name                 Played Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts      Score
Winkie               10     1    0    1    3       49       4.9
Greg Sighmuns        19     3    0    0    2       70       3.68
Boer Wars           76     10    2    4    12      271      3.56
Sir Donksalot        32     2    1    2    4       101      3.16
Jonnyplum            48     4    1    1    8       150      3.12
G-Rodge              41     5    1    2    6       125      3.05
Celtic               25     3    0    0    4       76       3.04
Rockstar             69     4    4    2    12      210      3.04
Chompy               39     3    3    0    5       108       2.77
Luther               73     3    1    3    13      192      2.63
Evil Edna            68     5    2    2    6       174      2.56
Simon G              13     0    1    1    2       33       2.53 *
LittleRedRidingHood  30     1    1    1    5       71       2.37 *
Tikay                25     2    1    0    2       59       2.36
China Mug            80     2    4    3    11      189      2.36
Handsome Paul        22     2    0    0    2       50       2.27
Tightend             15     0    0    2    2       30       2.00*
British Gas          30     0    2    0    4       60       2.00
Claw                 31     2    1    1    1       60       1.95*
Pizzled              48     2    2    1    4       88       1.83
Unimaginative        30     2    0    1    2       50       1.67
Drain Alien          38     1    1    0    6       63       1.66 *
Xpressman            46     1    1    2    3       69       1.50
Nirvana              61     1    1    2    4       77       1.26 *
Lucky                43     2    1    0    1       53       1.23
Dingdell             22     1    1    0    0       27       1.23
Alex                 10     0    0    0    1       9        0.90
Pelham Boy           5      0    0    0    0       0        0
Snatiramas           5      0    0    0    0       0        0

Updated up to and including Sat 19 June
* - June total included (RUDonking cruelly dropped for lack of figure reporting)

Juuuuuuuuuuuuuuune table
Name                 Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts
Rockstar             1    1    0    3       54
Edna                 1    0    1    1       33
Boer Wars            1    0    0    2       26
Luther               0    0    0    3       17
Jonnyplum            1    0    0    0       15
Jakay Handbag        1    0    0    0       15
Chompy               0    1    0    0      12
Winkie               0    0    1    0     12
British Gas          0    0    0    1       10
LittleRed            0    0    1    0       9
Sir Donksalot        0    0    0    1       8
China Mug            0    0    0    1       5

Fantasy League
'Gotcha' (A.Gotch)                               732
'G-Man's Perfect Night In' (G.Rodge)             706
'A Glass Half Full' (G.Henderson)                543
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'The Rock-Steady Crew' (P.Noonan)                541
'Jonny’s Plums' (D.Johnson)                      540
'Re-Binked' (A.McBride)                          443
'Holdorfantasyfolk' (M.Bashir)                   441
'Edna's All Stars' (E.Adams)                     434
'Alien Attack' (D.Allen)                         427
'Most Of The Time They Can't Call' (G.Wheldon)   414
'Prime Beef' (J.Buffenbarger)                    404
'Deer's Testicles FTW' (G.Kan)                   398
'Fake Madrid' (G.Symons)                         394
'TV's Anthony Kendall' (A.Kendall)               361
'Hurrah, It's The Luton Rifles' (M.Jarvis)       360
'Property Express All-Stars' (I.Needleman)       328
'I'll Never Be As Good As Chompy' (V.Calenti)    320
'Muck All In' (C.Poulton)                        315
'Last Men Standing' (P.Ephremsen)                297
'Ball Till U Fall’ (A.Martin)                    281
'Sad Muppet Time' (D.Colton)                     271
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'League Of Unlikely Donklemen' (D.Onksalot)      247
'If You Can't Beat'Em, Join'Em' (G.Dealer)       235

Scrabble League
Name           Played Won  Lost Bonus Pts   +/-    Score
Chompy         4      4    0    1     14    +232   3.5
Holdyfoldy     1      0    1    0     0     -63    0
EvilEdna       3      0    3    0     0     -169   0  

Winkie 3rd in last night's 54 runner £50 donkacrapshootdeepstack and George "weatherbeaten calling station, how on earth does he do it" Michael 5th

Well done both.

Only question is will Tesco's finest Mr Winkie Kwan play sufficient tournaments in 2010 to qualify for Chompy's ludicrously outsized trophy?