Chompy's Recidivist 2010 G Luton League/Scrabble thread

[TightEnd]

meh i'm gonna go again tonight - hopefully someone else will donk out early enough for a game of scrabble.  Another +1 to the monthly total please tighty

me too


If Ding is going I might be there early, cheaper than the Comedy Store innit

[Dingdell]

meh i'm gonna go again tonight - hopefully someone else will donk out early enough for a game of scrabble.  Another +1 to the monthly total please tighty

me too


If Ding is going I might be there early, cheaper than the Comedy Store innit

Nope - no more performances this week, I am resting....

[Xpressman]

What is the comp Chips and structure?  tonight and is it Dealer Dealt ?

[Claw75]

£30 Triple chance - 4500 chips total. dealer dealt.

[TightEnd]

What is the comp Chips and structure?  tonight and is it Dealer Dealt ?

Ben has gone to Wycombe Ian?

[Xpressman]

Yes two year Deal, was not enjoying it at Brentford,

Good move for him and is a lot happier,

No point being at a club where your not enjoing your footy- Same as anyone going to work and not being happy i suppose !

[TightEnd]

Yes two year Deal, was not enjoying it at Brentford,

Good move for him and is a lot happier,

No point being at a club where your not enjoing your footy- Same as anyone going to work and not being happy i suppose !

Absolutely, hope it works out for him.

[winkie]

2 for me this month please... maybe plus 1 if i can be bothered on Weds...

ta,
winkie

[GMan]

4 for me this month and saver for 7th last night.

[Xpressman]

Sorry Luther - Tight End Assisted Dave Johnson by raising All In on my Small blind with K 10 Clubs - i pushed with JJ Big Blind has pocket 77 and also calls -   K on turn sends Big Blind and me out -

Well Luther i got my chips all in in front and got outdrawn again - That's poker

 If Tight End does not make a Move on the blinds then i get all the Big Blinds Chips and can give johnson a run for is money, But Tight End wanted a double up and he hit so what can one do !!

I Tried to help matey but it was not to be  

[luther101]

Sorry Luther - Tight End Assisted Dave Johnson by raising All In on my Small blind with K 10 Clubs - i pushed with JJ Big Blind has pocket 77 and also calls -   K on turn sends Big Blind and me out -

Well Luther i got my chips all in in front and got outdrawn again - That's poker

 If Tight End does not make a Move on the blinds then i get all the Big Blinds Chips and can give johnson a run for is money, But Tight End wanted a double up and he hit so what can one do !!

I Tried to help matey but it was not to be  

Ul Ian - I blame it on that fiend, Dirty Dave Plums     ........         slippier than a slippery thing!

[Chompy]

Ooh, so close for Mr Plums. Going into last night he'd probz have thought a fifth in the rookie donkoff would be good enough to secure fantasy league third, but that pesky Rockstar went and finished one place ahead.
Looks like one point in it to me, in favour of Nirvana, with one night left. Sure don't expect Plumsy to be at the G again tonight imo...

And wp Holdy on the second. Back in the groove innit

Also, anyone that took a chance on Josie for Big Brother, we're getting in good shape. She's a general 5-1 with the fixoed odds boys and a tight 6-1 on betty. Expect her to be favourite by the weekend.

[TightEnd]

Seven players remained


In seat 8, jonnyplum

In seat 9 TightEnd

In seat 10, Rockstar


All short-ish stacked

Jonnyplum "Waiting for the saver, obviously"

Rockstar "You suggest it, Rich"

TightEnd "£30 back for the next two lads?"

We wait 16 minutes for HoldorVeryCold to come back from rolling her own and she agrees.

Assorted names from the above can then start pushing

As usual muggins finds AK against the only person in Western Civilisation that wants to re-shove me with A7, always a huge favourite against any hand I want to play at any final table sigh, and I am out 7th

Jonnyplum 5th

Rockstar, job done, can go in 4th

and HoldorVeryCold 2nd. Well played.


The only person in Western Civilisation that wants to reshove on me with A7 is a rather lively lady from Northampton. Her card protector is a clear tube of lip gloss, which she applies so liberally and frequently that she must be sponsored by Max Factor

The tube attracts some comment and HoldorDingdell pipes up

"It's lip gloss? Oh I thought it was salt"

Luton, you can't make it up

[TightEnd]

Name                 Played Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts      Score
Winkie               13     1    0    1    3       49       3.76*
Greg Sighmuns        19     3    0    0    2       70       3.68*
Boer Wars           88     10    2    5    12      280      3.18*
Sir Donksalot        32     2    1    2    4       101      3.16
Celtic               25     3    0    0    4       76       3.04
G-Rodge              45     5    1    2    7       130      2.89*
Chompy               43     3    4    0    5       120      2.79*
Jonnyplum            60     4    1    1    9       156      2.6*
Simon G              13     0    1    1    2       33       2.53 *
Tightend             17     0    0    3    3       41       2.41*
Rockstar             91     4    4    2    13      217      2.38*
LittleRedRidingHood  30     1    1    1    5       71       2.37 *
China Mug            93     3    4    3    11      204      2.19*
Luther               88     3    1    3    13      192      2.18*
Evil Edna            83     5    2    2    6       174      2.10*
British Gas          39     0    3    0    4       78       2.07*
Tikay                29     2    1    0    2       59       2.03*
Handsome Paul        26     2    0    0    2       50       1.98*
Claw                 32     2    1    1    1       60       1.93*
Unimaginative        30     2    0    1    2       50       1.67
Drain Alien          38     1    1    0    6       63       1.66 *
Xpressman            57     2    1    2    3       90       1.58*
Pizzled              57     2    2    1    4       88       1.57*
Nirvana              61     1    1    2    4       77       1.26 *
Dingdell             22     1    1    0    0       27       1.23
Lucky                50    2    1    0    2       50       1.2*
Alex                 10     0    0    0    1       9        0.90
Pelham Boy           5      0    0    0    0       0        0*
Snatiramas           6      0    0    0    0       0        0*

Updated up to and including Wed 30 June
* - June total included

Juuuuuuuuuuuuuuune table
Name                 Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts
Rockstar             1    1    0    4       61
Edna                 1    0    1    1       33
Boer Wars            1    0    1    2       35
British Gas          0    1    0    1       28
Jonnyplum            1    0    0    1       21
Xpressman            1    0    0    0       21
China Mug            1    0    0    1       20
Luther               0    0    0    3       17
Jakay Handbag        1    0    0    0       15
Chompy               0    2    0    0       24
Winkie               0    0    1    0       12
TightEnd            0    0     1   1       11
LittleRed            0    0    1    0       9
Sir Donksalot        0    0    0    1       8
Lucky                0    0     0   1       7  
G Man               0    0     0   1       5

Fantasy League

'G-Man's Perfect Night In' (G.Rodge)             751
'Gotcha' (A.Gotch)                               748
'The Rock-Steady Crew' (P.Noonan)                576
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'A Glass Half Full' (G.Henderson)                562
'Jonny’s Plums' (D.Johnson)                      561
'Holdorfantasyfolk' (M.Bashir)                   480
'Re-Binked' (A.McBride)                          476
'Alien Attack' (D.Allen)                         455
'Most Of The Time They Can't Call' (G.Wheldon)   447
'Edna's All Stars' (E.Adams)                     434
'Prime Beef' (J.Buffenbarger)                    419
'Fake Madrid' (G.Symons)                         418
'Deer's Testicles FTW' (G.Kan)                   405
'Hurrah, It's The Luton Rifles' (M.Jarvis)       388
'TV's Anthony Kendall' (A.Kendall)               361
'Property Express All-Stars' (I.Needleman)       361
'Last Men Standing' (P.Ephremsen)                327
'Muck All In' (C.Poulton)                        326
'I'll Never Be As Good As Chompy' (V.Calenti)    320
'Ball Till U Fall’ (A.Martin)                    302
'Sad Muppet Time' (D.Colton)                     271
____________________________________________________
'League Of Unlikely Donklemen' (D.Onksalot)      254
'If You Can't Beat'Em, Join'Em' (G.Dealer)       235

Scrabble League

Name           Played Won  Lost Bonus Pts   +/-    Score
Chompy       7       7        0    4     29   +811   4.1
Holdyfoldy    1       0        1    0     0     -63    0
EvilEdna       3       0        3    0     0     -169   0
Dingdell        3      0        3    0     0      -579  0

[TightEnd]

Sweaty Terrence's League Business


** The following players need to give me their June totals forthwith. Penalties for not doing so will be never-ending seat draws between USA Dennis and that annoying Lebanese bloke who couldn't find a pass if you stuck him up the Khyber with a TomTom.

Sir Donkaslot

jonnyplum

celtic

British Gas

Unimaginative

Dingdell

Alex


** Last day for entries on Fantasy League 2, here:  http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=48462.0

18 entries so far.


** Tonight is the last night of fantasy League one

Henderson 562
Johnson 561
Noonan 555

£200 at stake for third


** In the event of a tie, monies will be split


** On behalf of all three runners, Sweaty Terrence requests the presence of the following at the £50 deepstack crapshoot tonight:

Dave Johnson  
Tom Myland  
Dean Morris  
George Michael  
Ian Bradley  
Paul Noonan  
Alan McBride  
Dennis Barnes
Ian Needleman
Adrian Gotch  
Graham Wheldon  
Gavin Kan  
Tony Kendall  

These people are in one of three teams. Pride, manhood and bulging jonnyplum biceps rest on your choice. You alone can decide who triumphs