Name Played Won 2nd 3rd Other Pts Score
Greg Sighmuns 19 3 0 1 2 80 4.02
Winkie 13 1 0 1 4 54 4.02
Sir Donksalot 36 3 2 2 4 128 3.5
Boer Wars 88 10 2 6 13 294 3.34
Tightend 17 0 1 3 3 53 3.11
G-Rodge 45 5 1 2 8 136 2.89
Chompy 43 3 4 0 5 120 2.79
Jonnyplum 60 4 2 1 9 168 2.79
LittleRedRidingHood 30 1 1 2 5 80 2.66
Simon G 13 0 1 1 2 33 2.53
Celtic 31 3 0 0 4 76 2.45
Rockstar 92 4 4 2 14 224 2.43
China Mug 93 3 4 3 14 226 2.35
Claw 32 3 1 1 1 75 2.34
Luther 88 3 1 3 15 202 2.29
Evil Edna 83 6 2 2 6 189 2.27
British Gas 39 0 3 0 4 78 2.07
Tikay 29 2 1 0 2 59 2.03
Handsome Paul 26 2 0 0 2 50 1.98
Unimaginative 30 2 0 1 2 50 1.67
Drain Alien 38 1 1 0 6 63 1.66
Xpressman 57 2 1 2 3 90 1.58
Pizzled 57 2 2 1 4 88 1.57
Dingdell 22 1 1 0 0 33 1.5** No June total
Nirvana 61 1 1 2 4 77 1.26
Lucky 50 2 1 0 3 54 1.1
Alex 10 0 0 0 1 9 0.90
Pelham Boy 5 0 0 0 0 0 0
Snatiramas 6 0 0 0 0 0 0
Updated up to and including Mon 12 July
** - June total required
July table
Name Won 2nd 3rd Other Pts
Sir Donksalot 1 1 0 0 27
China Mug 0 0 0 3 22
boerwar 0 0 1 1 16
EvilEdna 1 0 0 0 15
Claw 1 0 0 0 15
Jonnyplum 0 1 0 0 12
TightEnd 0 1 0 0 12
LittleRed 0 0 1 0 9
Rockstar 0 0 0 1 7
Luther 0 0 0 1 6
Dingdell 0 0 0 1 6
Winkie 0 0 0 1 5
Scrabble League
Name Played Won Lost Bonus Pts +/- Score
Chompy 10 10 0 5 40 +993 4.0
Holdyfoldy 1 0 1 0 0 -63 0
EvilEdna 5 0 5 0 0 --229 0
Dingdell 4 0 4 0 0 -701 0
Scores updated for last night. 30 runners and a good contingent of leaguers present. Chompy spotted that Dingdell had exited the competition and no sooner could the field say "bum hunter" than his chips scorched the felt in their eagerness to sacrifice themself for the greater Scrabble good.
10 games unbeaten now for Chompy. Let us hope sterner challenges await, as he is insufferable. However several of those sterner challenges reached the final table. A veritable cornucopia of Luton talent, and me. This included Messrs Kushner, Sadler, Noonan and MacGregor
Claw looked the winner from a long way out, if truth be told and was helped three handed when Tracey Alein raised on the button with 8-8. Claw re-raised in the blinds with 7-7. Mrs Alien shoved, Ms Claw called and flopped a 7, rivered the case 7. Easy game.
My own final was attritional. Wot I do best innit. Short stack at the start, I bravely refused all offers of a saver and moved through the gears from first to second to rather stunningly be there or thereabouts at the end. Not helped by the Chompy rail
Used as I am to the polite and respectful MAS rail, always encouraging, I refused to be put off by Chompy's noises off behind me which consisted of
"I would have shoved there"
"FFS grow some balls man"
"Another shove missed"
ad infinitum. Whether this was because he really wanted me to play Scrabble against him or he genuinely wanted me to shove with Q-3 suited with six players behind me, only he can answer to the League Elders when they summon him to an impending disciplinary meeting for cruelty to cats.
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