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« Reply #5445 on: July 19, 2010, 02:42:45 AM »

A brief funny moment after tonight’s "win"

I rang home to tell my wife (Elena) about it, and mention that I have over £10,000 in cash in my pocket. She's worried about me coming home alone with that amount of cash. To be frank I'm a bit dazed and don’t fancy driving back. I also fancy a drink to settle my nerves. We agree her son should drive her to meet me and she can drive my car home, so I can have a glass or two of wine to celebrate.

"But I don’t fancy driving your car" says Elena. " Don’t worry, it’s an easy journey, A40 most of the way" I say, and she agrees to come.

40 minutes later my phone rings. Elena says, "We're at junction 10, where do we go from here?"  

"What do you mean, junction 10, where are you?"

"On the M1"

"Why"

"Aren’t you at Luton?"

"No, The Vic, I told you"

"Oh ****"

So, time for yet another glass of wine!
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« Reply #5446 on: July 19, 2010, 06:49:18 AM »

Many congrats lucky great result.
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« Reply #5447 on: July 19, 2010, 07:15:15 AM »

Great stuff Alan, vwd, form is temporary and all that - whatever you do, really don't mention the points, it's such a cross....

Unlucky Chompy & Claire, you sure have the skillz to dominate fields like this

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« Reply #5448 on: July 19, 2010, 08:06:54 AM »

Great result Alan.   
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« Reply #5449 on: July 19, 2010, 09:19:16 AM »

Name                 Played Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts      Score
Greg Sighmuns        19     3    0    1    2       80       4.02
Winkie               13     1    0    1    4       54       4.02
Sir Donksalot        36     3    2    2    4       128      3.5
Boer Wars            88    10    2    6    13      294      3.34
Tightend             17     0    1    3    3       53       3.11
G-Rodge              45     5    1    2    8       136      2.89
Chompy               43     3    4    0    5       120      2.79
Jonnyplum            60     4    2    1    9       168      2.79
LittleRedRidingHood  30     1    1    2    5       80       2.66
China Mug            93     3    4    4    15      240      2.55
Simon G              13     0    1    1    2       33       2.53
Snatiramas           6      1    0    0    0       15        2.5
Celtic               31     3    0    0    4       76       2.45
Evil Edna            83     6    2    3    7       205      2.45
Rockstar             92     4    4    2    14      224      2.43
Claw                 32     3    1    1    1       75       2.34
Tikay                29     2    1    1    2       68       2.34
Luther               88     3    1    3    15      202      2.29
British Gas          39     0    3    0    4       78       2.07
Handsome Paul        26     2    0    0    2       50       1.98
Dingdell             22     1    1    0    1       41       1.86** No June total
Alex                 10     0    0    1    1       18        1.8
Xpressman            57     2    1    2    4      101       1.77
Pizzled              57     2    2    2    4       97       1.70
Unimaginative        30     2    0    1    2       50       1.67
Drain Alien          38     1    1    0    6       63       1.66
Nirvana              61     1    1    2    4       77       1.26
Lucky                50     2    1    0    3       54       1.1
Pelham Boy           5      0    0    0    0       0        0


Updated up to and including Sun 18 July
** - June total required



July table
Name                 Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts
China Mug             0    0    1     4      36
EvilEdna              1    0    1     1      31
Sir Donksalot         1    1    0     0      27
boerwar               0    0    1     1      16
Claw                  1    0    0     0      15
Snati                 1    0    0     0      15
Dingdell              0    0    0     2      14
Jonnyplum             0    1    0     0      12
TightEnd              0    1    0     0      12
Xpressman             0    0    0     1      11
LittleRed             0    0    1     0       9
Alex                  0    0    1     0       9
Pizzled               0    0    1     0       9
Tony Handbag          0    0    1     0       9
Rockstar              0    0    0     1       7
Luther                0    0    0     1       6
Winkie                0    0    0     1       5



41 runners for the £100er with the triumphant return of tikay to Luton for 3rd and 9 points. China Mug in 6th and Edna with a saver in 7th also score




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« Reply #5450 on: July 19, 2010, 09:22:24 AM »

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Name           Played Won  Lost Bonus Pts   +/-    Score
Chompy       14      11       3    5     43   +883   3.07
TightEnd       5        4       1     1     14   +122  2.8
Nirvana         1      0        1    0     0      -12    0
Holdyfoldy    1       0        1    0     0     -63    0
EvilEdna       5       0        5    0     0     --229   0
Dingdell        4      0        4    0     0      -701  0
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« Reply #5451 on: July 19, 2010, 09:43:26 AM »


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LOL. When I heard Nirvana was winning 3-0 I thought he'd opened with a word like R A T and forgotten to double it.
Say I am top the league, say I am top the league, hoo hah.
WP TV's Tony Kendall, Bernard and Evil last night. A good night for the veterans.
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LOL. When I heard Nirvana was winning 3-0 I thought he'd opened with a word like R A T and forgotten to double it.
Say I am top the league, say I am top the league, hoo hah.
WP TV's Tony Kendall, Bernard and Evil last night. A good night for the veterans.

You may mock, but it's no use bum-hunting to the extent of 125 point wins and scaring off the easy points. Lull them in with modest defeats and a sense of hope, and milk the wins innit

After all, its' been so long since Nirvana won anything that his competitive psyche must be extrely fragile

But seriously, he played a good game. More knowledge of scrabble gamecraft and two letter words and he'd beat volume bum hunters like I don't know who for fun.
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« Reply #5453 on: July 19, 2010, 11:30:02 AM »


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LOL. When I heard Nirvana was winning 3-0 I thought he'd opened with a word like R A T and forgotten to double it.
Say I am top the league, say I am top the league, hoo hah.
WP TV's Tony Kendall, Bernard and Evil last night. A good night for the veterans.

You may mock, but it's no use bum-hunting to the extent of 125 point wins and scaring off the easy points. Lull them in with modest defeats and a sense of hope, and milk the wins innit

After all, its' been so long since Nirvana won anything that his competitive psyche must be extrely fragile

But seriously, he played a good game. More knowledge of scrabble gamecraft and two letter words and he'd beat volume bum hunters like I don't know who for fun.

Did you know our friend Nirvana has European ranking points....they are much sought after apparently
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« Reply #5454 on: July 19, 2010, 11:31:49 AM »

Well done Alan nice result
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« Reply #5455 on: July 19, 2010, 11:56:14 AM »


Unlucky Chompy & Claire, you sure have the skillz to dominate fields like this


thanks.  thought i spotted you in the G after I arrived yesterday but must have been my eyes playing tricks on me.  did you just decide to have a night off the poker in the end?
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« Reply #5456 on: July 19, 2010, 05:15:51 PM »

Have some posts disappeared?
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« Reply #5457 on: July 19, 2010, 05:19:01 PM »

No. It's your eyesight
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« Reply #5458 on: July 19, 2010, 05:20:48 PM »

yeah chompy deleted one of his posts.  it was funny.  don't know why he does that sometimes - strange chap.  Dunno if there was anything after that went for a Burton too.
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« Reply #5459 on: July 19, 2010, 05:31:05 PM »

Yeah, chopped it. The reference to Nirvana looking like Angelos from Shooting Stars in the jacket he's just acquired from KMart, Las Vegas branch, was posted minutes after Jeeves used the same thing. Originality ftw.

Otherwise, where is everyone on this thread these days? It's gone quieter than MDD on a quiet night.
Thinking of the likes of Pizzled, Rockstar, Tikay, Pelham, Snatty, Drainy, etc etc.
Just get the birds coming on once a week to grat Clairebear on finishing third the night before.
Come on leagueites, it's all gonna fizzle out otherwise.
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