Chompy's Recidivist 2010 G Luton League/Scrabble thread

[nirvana]

Anyway, I shall be going tonight as yesterday provided the reminder I needed that the very best players at Luton tend to finish bottom of the league.

Last year it was buffy the burger slayer, this year only Lucky is below me of the people still playing this year (marty seems to be live poker free at the mo') and we all know how good the McBink is.

I have 3 noms for WPIL but no names no pack drill.

Yesterday from mid position at 50-100, the pot was opened to 700. All folded natch, since I don't think anybody had QQ+. The openee showed his Jacks and said that he didn't want a call with 'those' obv. WP sir, how much would you make it if you had tens ?

Yesterday on a     board at 50-100 with approx 2000 in the pot player first to act ships all in for 10K with   , he was called and lost and looked stunned, ul sir.

Chompy (oh and do come tonight - donk and scrab it - UC only thing worth wathcing of the pap you mentioned)

[Chompy]

LOL, Angelos gets within a dozen points of a foot-off-pedal Tighty at de scrabz and starts making out he watches Uni Chal. Crazy scenes.

Elsewhere, rising, and rising amounts, is easier than most make out. There's a Luton G leaflet available for anyone what wants it. Just ask Kalam as you walk in.

No raise/limp-in - All players must do this exactly 97.4% of the time. Compulsory with mid-suited connectors, or with any hand if your name is Dean.
Limp/shove UTG - kings.
2xBB - KQ utg, KJ in mid-to-late position.
2.5x-3xBB - Not allowed - ten-minute penalty.
4xBB - AJ in late posi, middle pairs from earlier posi. Compulsory with 88 or 99.
5x-6xBB - standard open rise with any hand for players of less than 12 months experience, or if your name is Dean.
7xBB - JJ. I hate farking pocket jacks. Dey is nuffing but trouble man. I don't want no callers. Just want the blinds innit.
8xBB - standard rise if your name is Das or George Michael.

Three-bet sizing
Take the original rise amount and multiply it by 14. Or by 16 if you have pocket jacks or ace king.

Eaaaaaaaaasy game!

[nirvana]

LOL, Angelos gets within a dozen points of a foot-off-pedal Tighty at de scrabz and starts making out he watches Uni Chal. Crazy scenes.

Elsewhere, rising, and rising amounts, is easier than most make out. There's a Luton G leaflet available for anyone what wants it. Just ask Kalam as you walk in.

No raise/limp-in - All players must do this exactly 97.4% of the time. Compulsory with mid-suited connectors, or with any hand if your name is Dean.
Limp/shove UTG - kings.
2xBB - KQ utg, KJ in mid-to-late position.
2.5x-3xBB - Not allowed - ten-minute penalty.
4xBB - AJ in late posi, middle pairs from earlier posi. Compulsory with 88 or 99.
5x-6xBB - standard open rise with any hand for players of less than 12 months experience, or if your name is Dean.
7xBB - JJ. I hate farking pocket jacks. Dey is nuffing but trouble man. I don't want no callers. Just want the blinds innit.
8xBB - standard rise if your name is Das or George Michael.

Three-bet sizing
Take the original rise amount and multiply it by 14. Or by 16 if you have pocket jacks or ace king.

Eaaaaaaaaasy game!

lol, needs expanding to include 3 bet or 4 bet response to said rises .... 93 suited... shiiiiiip ?

Saw 350 at 25-50 with QQ as well, no callers and shown, I was in a fug, I stayed in a fug, then I got fugged and fugged off

[Chompy]

Here's an interesting hand from last night. One for PHA?

Are dee makes it 800 with 4 5 at 150-300.
Paynemaker re-plops to approx 2300 on the button.
Sensing weakness, are dee fist-pump rim-jams for around 14000 total, around two-thirds of Paynemaker's stack.
Paynemaker folds QQ face up.

Ghey

LOL, some mod farker has changed my name. Roffles.
Bollox to this lark, I'm gonna log in as a guest like the rest of'em in future.

[HOLDorFOLD]

Ive been busy working/cross dressing in London, mind you i do look nice in a pink and black baby doll, deep red corset, black bra and g-string, deep green wrap-around ..... 

One Night lolz .... best not say what yer been up too for the rest of the time Mr Flexible 

[HOLDorFOLD]

No. It's your eyesight

errr it would appear not

yeah chompy deleted one of his posts.  it was funny.  don't know why he does that sometimes - strange chap.  Dunno if there was anything after that went for a Burton too.

wiiiiiii for once my eyes were working perfickly  innit

[Snatiramas]

I would post on here more if only I could understand half the posts!!!!!

Over raising the norm in early position due to so many suck out merchants particularly at the lower levels. Sometimes I will and sometimes I won't and sometimes I do it just to get European Ranking Points (aka Wyatt) just a little bit edgy.

I vote for the five most sartorially elegant players in Luton........

Let's start with Nirvana. Sicilian, Tikay,

[tikay]

I would post on here more if only I could understand half the posts!!!!!

Over raising the norm in early position due to so many suck out merchants particularly at the lower levels. Sometimes I will and sometimes I won't and sometimes I do it just to get European Ranking Points (aka Wyatt) just a little bit edgy.

I vote for the five most sartorially elegant players in Luton........

Let's start with Nirvana. Sicilian, Tikay,

Bit out of order that, Snatty, associating me with Spangly Sicilian, & the aged Nirvana. Class act, me.

[HOLDorFOLD]

I would post on here more if only I could understand half the posts!!!!!

Over raising the norm in early position due to so many suck out merchants particularly at the lower levels. Sometimes I will and sometimes I won't and sometimes I do it just to get European Ranking Points (aka Wyatt) just a little bit edgy.

I vote for the five most sartorially elegant players in Luton........

Let's start with Nirvana. Sicilian, Tikay,

Bit out of order that, Snatty, associating me with Spangly Sicilian, & the aged Nirvana. Class act, me.

ooooo manbags at dawn     

[nirvana]

I would post on here more if only I could understand half the posts!!!!!

Over raising the norm in early position due to so many suck out merchants particularly at the lower levels. Sometimes I will and sometimes I won't and sometimes I do it just to get European Ranking Points (aka Wyatt) just a little bit edgy.

I vote for the five most sartorially elegant players in Luton........

Let's start with Nirvana. Sicilian, Tikay,

I like what you've done with the Wyatt there, hope it sticks :-)

Anyway, wasn't thinking about yr tez raise to 1100, at least there was 300 worth having and yr a fine player in a way

[Chompy]

Is 5.5xBB early posi uppage to be known as the Snatty / young Simon Bates rise from now on, henceforth? Can't see many Wyatts on the horizon through the smokey-tinted shades with that sort of pumpage. What say you DLT?

[tikay]

Is 5.5xBB early posi uppage to be known as the Snatty / young Simon Bates rise from now on, henceforth? Can't see many Wyatts on the horizon through the smokey-tinted shades with that sort of pumpage. What say you DLT?

Yeah, let's do it. And we can call the 100BB 4 bet with 5-4 "The Chumpy".

How TP snap-passed I shall never klnow.

Mohammed Toser would have given that a 7 minute dwell, after staring at his cock for inspiration.

He created a new world record on Sunday, for the most times a clock has been called on a cock.

The first occasion was during a 9 minute dwell up. Blinds were 25-50, it was an unraised Pot, & he was in the BB, only the SB in the pot with him, & he had the option to check, or bet. Difficult decision that, but 9 minutes seemed a bit OTT to me. Later events showed it was nothing special, he spent 26 minutes of one 30 minute level doing his Bollywood thing.

[TightEnd]

Name                 Played Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts      Score
Greg Sighmuns        19     3    0    1    2       80       4.02
Winkie               13     1    0    1    4       54       4.02
Sir Donksalot        36     3    2    2    4       128      3.5
Boer Wars            88    10    2    6    13      294      3.34
Tightend             17     0    1    3    3       53       3.11
G-Rodge              45     5    1    2    8       136      2.89
Chompy               43     3    4    0    5       120      2.79
Jonnyplum            60     4    2    1    9       168      2.79
LittleRedRidingHood  30     1    1    2    5       80       2.66
China Mug            93     3    4    4    15      240      2.55
Evil Edna            83     6    2    3    8       212      2.55
Simon G              13     0    1    1    2       33       2.53
Snatiramas           6      1    0    0    0       15        2.5
Celtic               31     3    0    0    4       76       2.45
Rockstar             92     4    4    2    14      224      2.43
Claw                 32     3    1    1    1       75       2.34
Tikay                29     2    1    1    2       68       2.34
Luther               88     3    1    3    15      202      2.29
British Gas          39     0    3    0    4       78       2.07
Handsome Paul        26     2    0    0    2       50       1.98
Alex                 10     0    0    1    1       18        1.8
Xpressman            57     2    1    2    4      101       1.77
Pizzled              57     2    2    2    4       97       1.70
Unimaginative        30     2    0    1    2       50       1.67
Drain Alien          38     1    1    0    6       63       1.66
Dingdell             27     1    1    0    1       41       1.51
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
Nirvana              61     1    1    2    4       77       1.26
Lucky                50     2    1    0    3       54       1.1
Pelham Boy           5      0    0    0    0       0        0


Updated up to and including Mon 19 July

July table
Name                 Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts
EvilEdna              1    0    1     2      38
China Mug             0    0    1     4      36
Sir Donksalot         1    1    0     0      27
boerwar               0    0    1     1      16
Claw                  1    0    0     0      15
Snati                 1    0    0     0      15
Dingdell              0    0    0     2      14
Jonnyplum             0    1    0     0      12
TightEnd              0    1    0     0      12
Xpressman             0    0    0     1      11
LittleRed             0    0    1     0       9
Alex                  0    0    1     0       9
Pizzled               0    0    1     0       9
Tony Handbag          0    0    1     0       9
Rockstar              0    0    0     1       7
Luther                0    0    0     1       6
Winkie                0    0    0     1       5

Luton Fantasy League 2 Spreadsheet Just click and read

Edna 4th for 7 points last night behind in 2nd 40 year Kermit the frog's soft playing chum

well done Edna

[Claw75]

Well done Edna.

I decided to employ some new tactics last night - get some guy to push all his 10k stack into a 2k pot in level 4 when I'm sitting behind with the flopped stone cold cajones to give me 3 times average stack, then proceed to play like a complete prat for an hour, all the while donking off chips left right and centre.  I think I've been spending too much time with snitchy.  Time for a break from the pokerz to regroup - at least til wanker's wednesday.

[ruholding]

mr end tight

i dont wanna sound fickle but surely d.dell should be expelled from the league as no june total provided!!!!!!!!!

p.s.claw bird - love the interview on youtube at dtd £300 classic viewing

out

ruholding ( not yet at 300 posts)