Chompy's Recidivist 2010 G Luton League/Scrabble thread

[Claw75]

speaking of Looofart we were having a chat before the tournament on Monday about arranging a night out down Chicagos innit.  Any leaguers up for a night out on the toon?  Will have to invite Andy Liew imo.

Loofer strutting his stuff?

Wouldnt miss it for the world,im in

  keep October 22nd free imo.

[Claw75]

You're either very intelligent Luther or you sniff a lot of glue. I can't quite work out which.

Pah - less of those unclassy Trainspottingesque observations Mr VincenzoNoVicBink Confetti   ......    the prefered solvent of choice amongst us Southerners (aka The Guvnors) is - without doubt - nail varnish remover      .....        refreshingly expensive @ £1,400 per gallon!

I take it you Glaswegians are still hooked on that Sheet Metal Degreaser that gets smuggled out of the Govan Shipyards, every Friday night, in 25 gallon drums?

tippex thinner at my school. then they banned it

[celtic]

Tippex thinner banned at my school too after a classmate died from inhaling it on top of wood green shopping centre.

[$muszlesz$]

wots tonights comp pls??

[Claw75]

wots tonights comp pls??

wanker's wednesday tonight innit

[$muszlesz$]

still the 50 with 10k and 20 minute levels?

[Claw75]

still the 50 with 10k and 20 minute levels?

yep

[luther101]

There used to be a huge psychotic (but only if you were a policeman) Afro-C chap around - when I were a lad - who used to go to the top floor of the multi-storey carpark and sniff Lady Esquire shoepolish thinners, copiously.

On one occasion, a Plod arrived and disturbed his afternoon session and tried to arrest him       .....        wrong move.

Davey C picked up the 'irritant'      ....      held him over the edge of the parapet wall, and enquired, "Are you going to eff off and leave me in peace?"

Now I know 99.9% of coppers are rather dim, but this particular 'flower' informed his 'lifeline' that he was "under arrest" whilst dangling over a fifty foot drop!

Mr C (who made Mr T look positively puny) then released one handful of uniform and asked. "Are you sure?"

Dozy Bollox eventually repented, and was lifted back over to a place of safety (one handed), and told to disappear     ....        sharpish!

When four Transitloads of Filth eventually managed to get the better of the fellah later that day - he was put up before the Beak     ....      who wasn't particularly impressed!

[Drain Alien]

FFS - wot's goin' on this afternoon then?

That "Nobleman of luton" fella ain't gonna be 'appy I can tell ya!
Do u lot not realise that this thread is for poker @ the G?!
Well that's what I login for anyway.

All we've had this afternoon is social nights out and farkin glue sniffers!
Just ridic imo
 

Ps - yeah deffo up for the nite out imo

[Claw75]

Excellent.  so far that's me, loofy (i presume), rockstar and drainy.  gonna be a wicked nite out imo.

[TightEnd]

I'll be there, but only if I can get abusive messages put up on those screens above the bar like last time, innit. And Hearsay aren't playing either, its pure and simple.

[Claw75]

I'll be there, but only if I can get abusive messages put up on those screens above the bar like last time, innit. And Hearsay aren't playing either, its pure and simple.

oh yes - abusive texts to the big screen are a must imo.  It was liberty X btw

[Drain Alien]

Which Chicagos Clairebear?

Do they serve curries? In which case Vinny will be up for it imo.
If they serve Fosters then boer wars will be up for it.
And if they serve any food and lots of booze then Galloway's probz up for it too.
Oh, and LittleRed, obv.

You promise me there is no pokerz involved?
This isn't some sort of Jedi mind trick to get me out of retirement is it?

[nirvana]

So, defensively (moi ? ) into the 4 flags continuum.

Unlike the bald headed, four toed, hairy man from St Fen-dwell or the chirpy cockney, glue sniffin, tube paintin, sponge soundin loofah I believe I only played my first festival event in March/April 2009 after around 6 months of playing live regularly. Prior to that I played live every 3-4 months and mainly played on-line where I fanboyed flushy for all I was worth.. which was quite a lot back in the day.

Using a simple regression analysis of my 4 flags since March 09 and forecast the number of flags I would have across the length of time the Chumper has been playing I think it is reasonable to forecast that on a like for like basis I would have 193 flags now.

That is all and gl to all the wankers out tonight, cya there

PS, Despite sending the orchids the chirping line has been set at £10K binks and above (and thats with a bad deal, nerrrrrrrrrrr neerrrrrrrrrrrr !!!!! )

[Claw75]

Luton obv.  No idea if they serve food.  All drinks £1.50 before midnight. wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

abso no pokerz