Chompy's Recidivist 2010 G Luton League/Scrabble thread

[Snatiramas]

You is gonna have to get busy to hit 30 Snat. You need 15 more in three months! As Billy Ocean once crooned 'Get offer the tube, get into the G'
Have put you in for nine Celtic, including Thu.

Not going to get there imo..... As Lyle Lovett wrote

The whistle blows at the break of dawn
Still that evening, the work goes on
Sixteen hours of every day
And baby, if I could, you know I'd walk away

Snatty adds......but I can't walk away right now

[Dingdell]

Dear Mr League Elder & Scrabble Bad Loser,

I attended the G for the Monday night stupid thing one week, with Orford & LML, & we all eventually withdrew before it started, as it only had 2 Tables, so we played a "private" SNG.

Does that count towards my September total?

<25 runners, so no

Ooooh - good question - take one off my total please. Tnx.

[the sicilian]

using the Celtic international numbering system... i havent played any this month...i thank you..

[tikay]

I think the regular Chompy instruction "tell us how many you have played this month" deserves it's own thread. We could call it "Comedy Gold".  Or "Best of bullshit".

It's like a Chomps Scrabble score. Pure fiction.

[the sicilian]

did u win yesterday grandad...after your embarrassing good fortune

[tikay]

did u win yesterday grandad...after your embarrassing good fortune

Embarrassing good fortune?

I was rather proud of my Hero Call to be honest, if you refer to the incident with J-9.

I almost shoved pre - I'd done it 4 times already on my opening Table. 6, 7, & 8 limpers at 150-300 on my BB? Lol, what do they expect?!

Prior to the incident & Hero-Call with J-9, the 3 biggests pots I'd won all night were with shoves with complete air into 6 or 7 limpers. There were EIGHT on one occasion, the Pot was 2,400!

[the sicilian]

did u win yesterday grandad...after your embarrassing good fortune

Embarrassing good fortune?

I was rather proud of my Hero Call to be honest, if you refer to the incident with J-9.

I almost shoved pre - I'd done it 4 times already on my opening Table. 6, 7, & 8 limpers at 150-300 on my BB? Lol, what do they expect?!

Prior to the incident & Hero-Call with J-9, the 3 biggests pots I'd won all night were with shoves with complete air into 6 or 7 limpers. There were EIGHT on one occasion, the Pot was 2,400!

Sigh ur brain is addled... i was on the table watching u

[the sicilian]

8 for me this month. Might go  thursday.

lol celtic..12 at least...3 this weekend ffs

[Chompy]

Another Facebook thing...

Tony Tikay Kendall and Phil Hellmuth are now friends.

Gaga!

8 for me this month. Might go  thursday.

lol celtic..12 at least...3 this weekend ffs

Eight sounds about right. Been playing quite a lot elsewhere remember, inc. Gitshop on the 1st.

[Claw75]

Another Facebook thing...

Tony Tikay Kendall and Phil Hellmuth are now friends.

Gaga!

you not tempted to add him to your friends list too?

[tikay]

did u win yesterday grandad...after your embarrassing good fortune

Embarrassing good fortune?

I was rather proud of my Hero Call to be honest, if you refer to the incident with J-9.

I almost shoved pre - I'd done it 4 times already on my opening Table. 6, 7, & 8 limpers at 150-300 on my BB? Lol, what do they expect?!

Prior to the incident & Hero-Call with J-9, the 3 biggests pots I'd won all night were with shoves with complete air into 6 or 7 limpers. There were EIGHT on one occasion, the Pot was 2,400!

Sigh ur brain is addled... i was on the table watching u

IIRC, you were amongst the serial-limpers the first few times! Surely you could tell I was not going to allow that?

The J-9 thing was com.

Min Raise at 200-400 (from you?), 5 callers, I call the 400 in the SB & I flopped the str8. Everyone checks.

Turn, K, now some geezer wants to shove all-in - AND gets an all-in caller - Gershun - before it even gets to me!

They were both drawing dead, lol.

Very pleased with my pre-flop hero call for 400, as well as the all-in call.

[the sicilian]

Just about everything in your recollection is incorrect... blinds were 200-400 utg jay patel 1600 ,i make a horrible call with 4 4 out of an 11 bb stack and pick up another two limpers..u make up with the j 9 and flop it. tbh u did nothing wrong the two limpers played it horrifically shoving and calling with marginals

[Chompy]

Calling an early 4x rise with 44 for nearly 40% of your stack can only be a good thing long term. You might flop a set or quads.

Also, just pwned Nirvana at Facebook scrabble. Might have to start inc these results in the league.

Chompy wonders whether Avi Darvish has soft feet.

[Chompy]

Name                 Played Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts      Score

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Sir Donksalot        51     4    3    2    7       184      3.61 *
G-Rodge              66     8    1    2    11      202      3.06
Tightend             35     3    2    3    4       117      3.34
Greg Sighmuns        30     4    0    1    2       95       3.17
Celtic               54     5    1    1    8       166      3.07
Winkie               20     1    0    1    4       54       2.70 *
Boer Wars            110    10   2    6    13      294      2.67
Claw                 57     4    2    3    3       144      2.53
Tikay                41     3    1    3    2       101      2.46
Jonnyplum            78     4    3    1    10      187      2.40 *
Simon G              14     0    1    1    2       33       2.36
Unimaginative        33     2    1    1    3       72       2.18 *
Rockstar             103    4    4    2    14      224      2.17 *
Chompy               65     3    4    1    7       140      2.15
LittleRedRidingHood  40     1    1    2    6       84       2.10
Evil Edna            140    8    3    4    12      292      2.09
China Mug            135    3    4    4    21      277      2.05
Xpressman            79     2    2    4    6       159      2.01 *
British Gas          58     1    4    0    4       111      1.91
Luther               123    3    1    3    18      225      1.83 *
Snatiramas           15     1    0    0    1       25       1.67
Pizzled              83     2    3    4    4       136      1.64
Alex                 12     0    0    1    1       18       1.50 *
Drain Alien          48     1    1    0    7       69       1.44
Handsome Paul        35     2    0    0    2       50       1.43
----------------------------------------------------------------
Nirvana              86     2    1    2    6       112      1.30
Lucky                66     3    1    0    4       78       1.18
Dingdell             36     1    1    0    1       41       1.14

Updated up to and including Mon 27 September

* - September total NEEDED

September table
Name                 Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts
Celtic               2    1    1    2       69
G-Rodge              2    0    0    2       45
Lucky                1    0    0    1       24
Tighty               1    0    0    1       22
Evil                 1    0    0    1       22
Sir Donksalot        0    0    0    3       20
Claw                 0    0    1    1       20
Greg                 1    0    0    0       15
Xpressman            0    0    0    1       13
Jonnyplum            0    1    0    0       12
Pizzled              0    0    1    0       12
Tikay                0    0    1    0       9
Chompy               0    0    0    1       7
Luther               0    0    0    1       7

Previous monthly winners...
January        Luther
February       Boer Wars
March          China Mug
April          Celtic
May            China Mug
June           Rockstar
July           Evil Edna
August         Xpressman

Scrabble League
Name           Played Won    Lost   Bonus  Pts    +/-     Score
Chompy         27     18     9      9      59     +1204   2.19
TightEnd       10     7      3      1      21     +156    2.10
Clawbird       2      1      1      0      2      +21     1.00
Lucky          2      1      1      0      2      -14     1.00
Evil Edna      14     5      9      0      10     -330    0.71
Nirvana        4      0      4      0      0      -116    0
Sir Donksalot  1      0      1      0      0      -161    0
Holdyfoldy     2      0      2      0      0      -211    0
Dingdell       4      0      4      0      0      -701    0

N-n-n-n-n-nineteen runners sure was enough for points to be awarded last night. Looking forward to next Monday, though, when things will improve with the abolition of the tenner rebuy.
Come on all your asterisked types, get those comedy September totals in please.

[Poker_Monkey]

I think (not 100% certain) I have played 5 in September, namely.....


Sunday 5th

Sunday 19th

Wednesday 22nd

Sunday 26th

Wednesday 29th (provisionally, if I can bunk off work).

I MAY have played Wednesday 15th, but I'm not sure. Any way of checking? I would have cashed if I'd played, obv.

 

tit tuesday 21st too

Owned!

That's why I listed my Dates - my Online Diary has crashed, so I'm not sure what Dates I played. I do seem to recall Tit Tuesday now, but I'm wondering if I mixed that up with the Wednesday - Wednesday 22nd?

Prob best to make it 6. Any advance on 6?

I'll make it 7 i rember u being there the same thursday as greg