Chompy's Recidivist 2010 G Luton League/Scrabble thread

[Chompy]

No deal! Nowhere to put the numberplate...

[Drain Alien]

Hey Chompy , How would you like to chop your motor in for one of these

http://uk.cars.yahoo.com/29092010/36/t/buy-batmobile-pound-100-000-0.html


How Kool Is That !!!

Ideffowantoneofthose(.com)

[The Captain]

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNNNNNN you should save all this crap drain, post it on a blog and offer it either as a painless anesthetic or a cure for insomnia,  imagine being stuck on a train or in a lift with no escape from you.

sorry mate you win by a country mile the most boring person on the internet, in fact on the planet.

I mean even when no one answers he post's more utter drivel.

Truly the stuff of nightmares

[Drain Alien]

Anyone else going tonight?

I have a table for two booked in the restaurant with Bridforum at 7pm, but will be available for pokerz at 8.25pm.

[The Captain]

Drain forgive me I have had a tough week, I don't mean to be rude to you, in fact i think you take my post's about your post's in good spirit,  Im just unlucky I guess in when logging in looking for a post about luton (on the luton league thread) I find pictures of half dressed men on the phone and pictures of the figure  500, so which one of us is missing the point?

[Drain Alien]

U want red or white later Mr Forum?

[The Captain]

Well, if your serious about dinner lets start off with Red, although I'm pretty sure that by the time the starter has been cleared away and were heading  toward that awkward moment when your asking me if I like your new shoes, I shall be calling in a loud clear voice for a gallon off high octane clean burn and a box of swan vesta's

[Drain Alien]

Well, if your serious about dinner lets start off with Red, although I'm pretty sure that by the time the starter has been cleared away and were heading  toward that awkward moment when your asking me if I like your new shoes, I shall be calling in a loud clear voice for a gallon off high octane clean burn and a box of swan vesta's

[Simon Galloway]

I'm pretty sure in their restaurant, by time they clear starters away, it will be about 3a.m judging by usual service.

[celtic]

Chompy just done the most disgusting slowroll on spanfish. He had 93 on a 99642 board and dwelled for 15 mins before  flat calling with 2500 back.

[TightEnd]

Appalling behaviour. Ten minute dwell it was

[GMan]

15-10 ,how long before the next level ?

[celtic]

This thread is for  luton g regs jonny. Please stay off it. Thanks ;-)

[Chompy]

Name                 Played Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts      Score
Tightend             34     3    2    3    4       117      3.44
Greg Sighmuns        30     4    0    1    2       95       3.17
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Celtic               54     5    1    1    8       166      3.07
Sir Donksalot        60     4    3    2    7       184      3.07
G-Rodge              67     8    1    2    11      202      3.01
Boer Wars            110    10   2    6    13      294      2.67
Claw                 57     4    2    3    3       144      2.53
Tikay                40     3    1    3    2       101      2.53
Simon G              14     0    1    1    2       33       2.36
Winkie               23     1    0    1    4       54       2.35
Jonnyplum            85     4    3    1    10      187      2.20
Chompy               64     3    4    1    7       140      2.19
Unimaginative        33     2    1    1    3       72       2.18
Rockstar             107    4    4    2    14      224      2.09
Evil Edna            141    8    3    4    12      292      2.07
China Mug            135    3    4    4    21      277      2.05
LittleRedRidingHood  41     1    1    2    6       84       2.05
British Gas          58     1    4    0    4       111      1.91
Xpressman            84     2    2    4    6       159      1.89
Luther               132    3    1    3    18      225      1.70
Snatiramas           15     1    0    0    1       25       1.67
Pizzled              85     2    3    4    4       136      1.60
Alex                 12     0    0    1    1       18       1.50
Drain Alien          49     1    1    0    7       69       1.41
Handsome Paul        36     2    0    0    2       50       1.39
Lucky                68     3    1    0    4       90       1.32
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Nirvana              86     2    1    2    6       112      1.30
Dingdell             36     1    1    0    1       41       1.14

Updated up to and including Thu 30 September

October table
Name                 Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts
Random Donk          0    0    0    0       0

Previous monthly winners...
January        Luther
February       Boer Wars
March          China Mug
April          Celtic
May            China Mug
June           Rockstar
July           Evil Edna
August         Xpressman
September      Celtic

Scrabble League
Name           Played Won    Lost   Bonus  Pts    +/-     Score
Chompy         31     22     9      11     55     +1496   1.77
TightEnd       10     7      3      1      15     +156    1.50
Clawbird       2      1      1      0      2      +21     1.00
Lucky          2      1      1      0      2      -14     1.00
Evil Edna      14     5      9      0      10     -622    0.71
Nirvana        4      0      4      0      0      -116    0
Sir Donksalot  1      0      1      0      0      -161    0
Holdyfoldy     2      0      2      0      0      -211    0
Dingdell       4      0      4      0      0      -701    0

Only 21 runners last night, so no points for British Gas unf, which was a shame after he'd made his first ever final table.
A few leaguers present and, despite what's been written by a couple of strays, I didn't slow-roll Spanfish. Scurrilous!

The Evil one requested the scrabz scorez be scrolled for some reason. Not sure why but happy to oblige:

Me 342-336 Edna
Me 398-321 Edna
Me 385-270 Edna
Me 431-321 Edna

[TightEnd]

21 runners for a lovely comp like that is pretty scandalous really...but the G is reaping what it failed to sow. I agree with the absent jonnyplum.