Name Played Won 2nd 3rd Other Pts Score
VACANT
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Sir Donksalot 72 7 4 2 10 261 3.63 (+5)
G-Rodge 92 11 2 2 18 311 3.38 (+12)
Celtic 77 8 1 2 13 264 3.43 (+10)
Tightend 36 3 2 3 4 117 3.25 (+3)
Tikay 53 4 3 3 6 171 3.23 (+12)
Chompy 77 7 6 2 8 246 3.19 (+8)
Greg Sighmuns 30 4 0 1 2 95 3.17 (+0)
Snatiramas 19 1 0 1 4 59 3.10 (+11)
Xpressman 108 3 2 5 10 302 2.80 (+15)
Boer Wars 125 12 2 6 15 340 2.72 (+9)
Claw 67 4 2 3 5 159 2.37 (+7)
Rockstar 120 5 4 2 20 274 2.28 (+9)
Evil Edna 167 9 4 5 16 373 2.23 (+13)
Unimaginative 33 2 1 1 3 72 2.18 (0)
Pizzled 93 4 4 5 5 201 2.16 (+7)
Jonnyplum 87 4 3 1 10 187 2.15 (+1)
Luther 155 5 4 3 24 333 2.15 (+15)
China Mug 159 4 2 5 25 341 2.14 (+16)
LittleRedRidingHood 48 1 1 3 6 93 1.94 (+5)
Winkie 28 1 0 1 4 54 1.93 (+2)
Handsome Paul 49 3 1 0 3 89 1.82 (+5)
Lucky 93 5 2 0 8 167 1.80 (+5)
British Gas 72 2 4 0 4 129 1.79 (+4)
Dingdell 47 2 2 1 1 80 1.70 (+7)
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Nirvana 100 2 1 2 10 142 1.42 (+6)
Drain Alien 55 1 1 0 8 75 1.36 (+6)
Monthly winners...
January Luther, February Boer Wars, March China Mug, April Celtic, May China Mug, June Rockstar, July Evil Edna, August Xpressman, September Celtic, October Xpressman, November Xpressman, December Custardman.
That's it. Nearly. All done and dusted. Sort of. But not quite! Oh no...still time to change the structure of the table yet, as is my wont. As soon as the
actual yearly totals are known.
I've seen the early annual numbers and it looks like there will be some
drastic changes at both ends of the table. In true Kalam style, I'll be announcing these in July.
Comedy scenes last night. Standard Luton nonsense. I said to Kalam something like: "Chances are you'll end up with three tables still going at 5am if it's the normal structure."
Defo the right move to alter things but he probz could have handled it better.
What he maybe should have done was announce pre-tournament: "We're going to drop a couple of levels and make it a 25-minute clock after the first break. We have to close at 5.45am - otherwise I turn into a pumpkin. If anyone wants to buy out, please do so now."
What he actually did was: "Could Aaron Lennon please come to the poker room...Could Aaron Lennon please come to the poker room. Please."
Anyways, it was a five-way chop at 5.15am, feasturing Twiggy, Pete Gardiner, Toni Coe, me and random. I had most of the chips obv, so took the win obv.