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« Reply #30 on: December 02, 2009, 12:49:59 PM »

Now I understand how he does it:
http://www.steveholbrook.co.uk/pages/site.php?pgid=227

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MY GUIDE 'ARCHIE MAY'

All the people who attend my demonstrations will have noticed that my left arm and hand is held in a rigid position while I am demonstrating. Sometimes I forget to mention to the audience what is happening to my arm, as it has become so natural to me - so for the benefit of those who haven’t seen what happens and would like an explanation, please read on.

One of my guides is called Archie May, who is constantly with me during the demonstrations and he shows his presence by altering the state of my left arm and hand. I cannot use my hand as it becomes very cold, stiff and sometimes blue in colour, in fact a sort of paralysis takes over. My psychic impression of who Archie May was, has always been that he would have been a sergeant in the first world war, either killed in action or seriously maimed.

One day, James Christie was talking with a friend of his who had taken up geneology and James mentioned Archie May, wondering if she might be interested in trying to find out more about him. James has written in my third book ‘Survival’ about the extensive search that produced three people called Archie May and one of them proved, by a long process of elimination, to be most likely the gentleman who is now my guide. He used to be a hairdresser and came from a family of Spiritualists – talk about coincidence, although as you know I don’t believe in coincidence! So Archie May helps me in my work and I find it very comforting to know that he is around - and he shows me that he is, by using my arm as his confirmation that he is with me.

Ha ha ha!

Best post ever!

He actually admits he just sits there with one arm in the air............................

in his head he is thinking "IM GETTING PAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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« Reply #31 on: December 02, 2009, 12:52:35 PM »

Just thinking, this thread has to be a level.
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« Reply #32 on: December 02, 2009, 12:55:30 PM »

Just thinking, this thread has to be a level.

a spirit level?
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« Reply #33 on: December 02, 2009, 12:56:17 PM »

Just thinking, this thread has to be a level.

a spirit level?

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« Reply #34 on: December 02, 2009, 12:57:22 PM »

just thought I'd help you out after beating you to the last joke by 8 seconds :p

we're so original.
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« Reply #35 on: December 02, 2009, 01:01:42 PM »

Kin read C's mind. I'm a believer!

I got a bit skeptical about these things when I was younger. They got a bad drubbing by our local priest during sermons. 'When people stop believing in Jesus," he said "they don't believe in nothing. They believe in anything."

Hmmmm..........
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« Reply #36 on: December 02, 2009, 01:03:23 PM »

Kin read C's mind. I'm a believer!

I got a bit skeptical about these things when I was younger. They got a bad drubbing by our local priest during sermons. 'When people stop believing in Jesus," he said "they don't believe in nothing. They believe in anything."

Hmmmm..........

I guess the fella in the frock didn't see the irony in his sermon then?
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« Reply #37 on: December 02, 2009, 01:06:18 PM »

Kin read C's mind. I'm a believer!

I got a bit skeptical about these things when I was younger. They got a bad drubbing by our local priest during sermons. 'When people stop believing in Jesus," he said "they don't believe in nothing. They believe in anything."

Hmmmm..........

I guess the fella in the frock didn't see the irony in his sermon then?

I knew you were gonna say that!
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« Reply #38 on: December 02, 2009, 01:07:39 PM »

Kin read C's mind. I'm a believer!

I got a bit skeptical about these things when I was younger. They got a bad drubbing by our local priest during sermons. 'When people stop believing in Jesus," he said "they don't believe in nothing. They believe in anything."

Hmmmm..........

I guess the fella in the frock didn't see the irony in his sermon then?

I knew you were gonna say that!

Ditto
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« Reply #39 on: December 02, 2009, 01:07:55 PM »

Kin read C's mind. I'm a believer!

I got a bit skeptical about these things when I was younger. They got a bad drubbing by our local priest during sermons. 'When people stop believing in Jesus," he said "they don't believe in nothing. They believe in anything."

Hmmmm..........

I guess the fella in the frock didn't see the irony in his sermon then?

I knew you were gonna say that!

Thats so wierd so did I
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« Reply #40 on: December 02, 2009, 01:09:18 PM »

Sooooooo many skeptics on this thread, I can't believe it!

I mean, it's not like you can actually disprove that there are no real psychics and mediums out there?



I can.

God told me they were all fakes.

Must be true, God said so.

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« Reply #41 on: December 02, 2009, 01:11:32 PM »

If my local church started throwing in free tarot readings I'd probably start going back tbh.
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« Reply #42 on: December 02, 2009, 01:14:04 PM »

If my local church started throwing in free tarot readings I'd probably start going back tbh.

I did tarot readings by text for a while. What do you want to know?
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« Reply #43 on: December 02, 2009, 01:16:12 PM »

If my local church started throwing in free tarot readings I'd probably start going back tbh.

I did tarot readings by text for a while. What do you want to know?

Am I gonna be dumped in the next month, please advise. ty

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« Reply #44 on: December 02, 2009, 01:23:54 PM »

the cards show a month of changes ahead. would you like another reading?
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