150 final table 5 ppl left

[Royal Flush]

Folding out of turn is a mad pet hate of mine, nice to see DTD do something about it.

[AlexMartin]

What strong hand to u want to make 4.5bb's when opening from the button?

FYP

Jacks, such a tricky hand, doesnt want to see the flop obv

[MANTIS01]

Folding out of turn is a mad pet hate of mine, nice to see DTD do something about it.

Agree. If you REALLY REALLY need the toliet why are you waiting until you get cards before deciding.

[action man]

ya that is number 2 in my pet hates, number 1 is when u say raise or even go for your chips and the douche on your left folds. WAIT FOR THE AMOUNT PLZ!

[Mitch]

Its also usually the case that even if you 'really really really' need the toilet but you look down and two aces, theres usually a way to hold it in.

[paulhouk03]

Folding out of turn is a mad pet hate of mine, nice to see DTD do something about it.

Agree. If you REALLY REALLY need the toliet why are you waiting until you get cards before deciding.

I thought I could hold on longer but when simon decided to raise the other guy tanked before 3 betting.

At that time it was too late.


I am sorry but i have a weak bladder.


Didnt know it pissed off sooo many people.

Next time I will fold in turn!

[StuartHopkin]

Folding out of turn is a mad pet hate of mine, nice to see DTD do something about it.

Agree. If you REALLY REALLY need the toliet why are you waiting until you get cards before deciding.

I thought I could hold on longer but when simon decided to raise the other guy tanked before 3 betting.

At that time it was too late.


I am sorry but i have a weak bladder.


Didnt know it pissed off sooo many people.

Next time I will fold in turn!

A little super glue will sort that.

[MANTIS01]

I'm sure there are piss bags you can buy with some sort of funnel for urinating while sitting down. I think they sell them in service stations because they are mainly for women who travel but maybe they could help the weak-bladdered male poker enthusiast.

[paulhouk03]

I'm sure there are piss bags you can buy with some sort of funnel for urinating while sitting down. I think they sell them in service stations because they are mainly for women who travel but maybe they could help the weak-bladdered male poker enthusiast.

Thanks for you advice. Next tourney I will come prepared with a pack of piss bags.

Would you get a warning for having a piss in the bag at the table during a hand?

[poonjoe]

lollllllll don't be upset Paul I was only joking re: watch your back.

I know its scary to imagine Simon Trumper is after you but I think you can sleep easy tonight.

I'm afraid there is no defence for folding out of turn because if you wanted a piss so badly you would have gone before looking at yr cards. Don't take it personally though because god knows you are not the only guy who has folded out of turn on a final table when there is £26,000 being played for.

Anyway like I said last night well played and a good result - see you again soon.

[MANTIS01]

I'm sure there are piss bags you can buy with some sort of funnel for urinating while sitting down. I think they sell them in service stations because they are mainly for women who travel but maybe they could help the weak-bladdered male poker enthusiast.

Thanks for you advice. Next tourney I will come prepared with a pack of piss bags.

Would you get a warning for having a piss in the bag at the table during a hand?

Not if you buy the deluxe model as featured on Dragon's Den which included an actual piss coat that you wear whilst doing your business. You can just stand up and piss into a bag cunningly concealed in the lining of the coat and nobody would ever know. However, if you simply take your nob out at the table and just piss into any old bag I would expect some kind of verbal warning really.

[Longy]

This thread is hilarious, brightened up my day.

[StuartHopkin]

I'm sure there are piss bags you can buy with some sort of funnel for urinating while sitting down. I think they sell them in service stations because they are mainly for women who travel but maybe they could help the weak-bladdered male poker enthusiast.

Thanks for you advice. Next tourney I will come prepared with a pack of piss bags.

Would you get a warning for having a piss in the bag at the table during a hand?

Not if you buy the deluxe model as featured on Dragon's Den which included an actual piss coat that you wear whilst doing your business. You can just stand up and piss into a bag cunningly concealed in the lining of the coat and nobody would ever know. However, if you simply take your nob out at the table and just piss into any old bag I would expect some kind of verbal warning really.

Would be worth it though imo

[Royal Flush]

I'm sure there are piss bags you can buy with some sort of funnel for urinating while sitting down. I think they sell them in service stations because they are mainly for women who travel but maybe they could help the weak-bladdered male poker enthusiast.

Thanks for you advice. Next tourney I will come prepared with a pack of piss bags.

Would you get a warning for having a piss in the bag at the table during a hand?

It's so sick you would think by now they would have breaks in tournaments so you could use the toilet without missing a hand, maybe DTD can introduce breaks?

[EvilPie]

I'm sure there are piss bags you can buy with some sort of funnel for urinating while sitting down. I think they sell them in service stations because they are mainly for women who travel but maybe they could help the weak-bladdered male poker enthusiast.

Thanks for you advice. Next tourney I will come prepared with a pack of piss bags.

Would you get a warning for having a piss in the bag at the table during a hand?

It's so sick you would think by now they would have breaks in tournaments so you could use the toilet without missing a hand, maybe DTD can introduce breaks?

Would they be DTD style breaks?