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« on: December 10, 2009, 06:35:12 PM »
Left home at 10am, walked in door at 6pm ... Suicide would have been a better option, but tbh I think I am dead anyway.

Could have put this in the whinge thread, but thought a thread where people can post their adventures in crowded City centres would be good therapy Cheesy


Oh yeah ... People that are walking in front of you in a packed walkway ... why the f*** do they feel the need to do an emergency stop !!
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« Reply #1 on: December 10, 2009, 06:40:39 PM »
Quote from: Colchester Kev on December 10, 2009, 06:35:12 PM
Oh yeah ... People that are walking in front of you in a packed walkway ... why the f*** do they feel the need to do an emergency stop !!

i love that they end up in alot more pain than me
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« Reply #2 on: December 10, 2009, 06:42:04 PM »
3 pm xmas eve ftw, always quiet then.......
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« Reply #3 on: December 10, 2009, 06:43:26 PM »
www.amazon.co.uk

Can't believe people still use shops.
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Shit post Nakor, such a clown.

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« Reply #4 on: December 10, 2009, 06:43:54 PM »
Quote from: Woodsey on December 10, 2009, 06:42:04 PM
4 pm xmas eve ftw, always quiet then.......

fyp

i have for past 5-6 years left it that late
this year i cant wait as i am on a plane at that time
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« Reply #5 on: December 10, 2009, 06:59:02 PM »
If you've got t'internet Kev there is never any reason to go shopping. Click a few buttons and a nice man will arrive in a shiny van. Simples.
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« Reply #6 on: December 10, 2009, 06:59:36 PM »
Quote from: Colchester Kev on December 10, 2009, 06:35:12 PM
Left home at 10am, walked in door at 6pm ... Suicide would have been a better option, but tbh I think I am dead anyway.

Could have put this in the whinge thread, but thought a thread where people can post their adventures in crowded City centres would be good therapy Cheesy

Oh yeah ... People that are walking in front of you in a packed walkway ... why the f*** do they feel the need to do an emergency stop !!

Ahem, from the whinge thread

Quote from: Ginger on December 10, 2009, 06:57:24 PM
Damn, nearly forgot...

And, I had to go Christmas shopping with Kev, FML!!!!

He moans, whinges, complains and grumbles the whole bloody time. I wouldn't mind if I had dragged him along as it would be my own damn fault, but he ASKED to come, so much so that I had to drive back to pick him up after trying to leave him at home this morning, he rang 7 times, 7!!! and then proceeded to whine all damn day!

 
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« Reply #7 on: December 10, 2009, 07:01:53 PM »
Quote from: pokefast on December 10, 2009, 06:59:02 PM
If you've got t'internet Kev there is never any reason to go shopping. Click a few buttons and a nice man will arrive in a shiny van. Simples.

No use to me, I have bashed the granny out of my credit card Cheesy

Its cash or nowt these days !
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« Reply #8 on: December 10, 2009, 07:03:15 PM »
Quote from: Colchester Kev on December 10, 2009, 07:01:53 PM
Quote from: pokefast on December 10, 2009, 06:59:02 PM
If you've got t'internet Kev there is never any reason to go shopping. Click a few buttons and a nice man will arrive in a shiny van. Simples.

No use to me, I have bashed the granny out of my credit card Cheesy

Its cash or nowt these days !

Quote from: Colchester Kev on December 10, 2009, 07:01:53 PM
Quote from: pokefast on December 10, 2009, 06:59:02 PM
If you've got t'internet Kev there is never any reason to go shopping. Click a few buttons and a nice man will arrive in a shiny van. Simples.

No use to me, I have bashed the granny out of my credit card Cheesy

Its cash or nowt these days !

Debit card ftw
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« Reply #9 on: December 10, 2009, 07:04:40 PM »
Quote from: Colchester Kev on December 10, 2009, 07:01:53 PM
Quote from: pokefast on December 10, 2009, 06:59:02 PM
If you've got t'internet Kev there is never any reason to go shopping. Click a few buttons and a nice man will arrive in a shiny van. Simples.

No use to me, I have bashed the granny out of my credit card Cheesy

Its cash or nowt these days !

1) walk to corner shop
2) buy prepaid credit card using cash
3) walk home and shop on internet
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« Reply #10 on: December 10, 2009, 07:06:13 PM »
Quote from: gatso on December 10, 2009, 07:04:40 PM
Quote from: Colchester Kev on December 10, 2009, 07:01:53 PM
Quote from: pokefast on December 10, 2009, 06:59:02 PM
If you've got t'internet Kev there is never any reason to go shopping. Click a few buttons and a nice man will arrive in a shiny van. Simples.

No use to me, I have bashed the granny out of my credit card Cheesy

Its cash or nowt these days !

1) walk to corner shop
2) buy prepaid credit card using cash
3) walk home and shop on internet

Not allowed to shop on the internet ... Might spot an auction for Jimmy F****goldstar Choo's !!
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« Reply #11 on: December 10, 2009, 07:08:03 PM »
Quote from: Colchester Kev on December 10, 2009, 07:06:13 PM
Quote from: gatso on December 10, 2009, 07:04:40 PM
Quote from: Colchester Kev on December 10, 2009, 07:01:53 PM
Quote from: pokefast on December 10, 2009, 06:59:02 PM
If you've got t'internet Kev there is never any reason to go shopping. Click a few buttons and a nice man will arrive in a shiny van. Simples.

No use to me, I have bashed the granny out of my credit card Cheesy

Its cash or nowt these days !

1) walk to corner shop
2) buy prepaid credit card using cash
3) walk home and shop on internet

Not allowed to shop on the internet ... Might spot an auction for Jimmy F****goldstar Choo's !!


Well according to Jane,it seems you aren't allowed to go shopping again either!

All part of a grand plan me thinks.
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« Reply #12 on: December 10, 2009, 07:13:25 PM »
stop making crappy excuses and admit that you wanted to go and you loved it
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« Reply #13 on: December 10, 2009, 07:18:23 PM »
Yeah bet you went in all the handbag stores too.
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« Reply #14 on: December 10, 2009, 08:42:59 PM »
I bet you were in the swanky coffee shops drinking posh coffee too with that lovely glow that comes with a little retail therapy ;o)
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