Querying whether i was involved in the holocaust, apparantly isn't a joke.
[ ] Longy is good at completing immigration forms
It appears you would struggle with checkboxes, my advise is not going to the US anytime soon.
I have an unblemished us immigration politeness record m8

Even got away with replying that "I'd come to get my money back" at Vegas last time (forgetting momentarily that I had tipped a bottle of red wine over my shirt.....)