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Case in point - Jar of Peanut Butter
Warning : This product make contrain traces of nut.
Now, what are some of your favourite statements of the obvious (can be factual or non)? I quite like this one, as a slogan for a card room "Warning : this cardroom may contain traces of fish".
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« Reply #1 on: December 14, 2005, 05:41:28 PM » |
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Warning This forum may contain Tracy's of T and Dingdell
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The older I get, the better I was.
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« Reply #2 on: December 14, 2005, 05:44:18 PM » |
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« Reply #3 on: December 14, 2005, 05:46:29 PM » |
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'BEWARE OF THE (RED) DOG'
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« Reply #4 on: December 14, 2005, 06:01:31 PM » |
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reminds me of one of me fave lines from fawlty towers
"can't we get you on mastermind? name: sybil fawlty - specialised subject: THE BLEEDING OBVIOUS!!"
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« Reply #5 on: December 14, 2005, 06:01:58 PM » |
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Murray Walker was the king of obvious:
"Micheal Shumacher is in first followed by..... the man in second, the man in third and the man in 4th behind that."
Cheers Murray.
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« Reply #6 on: December 14, 2005, 06:08:19 PM » |
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On phone: Hello, is that you?
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« Reply #7 on: December 14, 2005, 06:46:17 PM » |
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On phone "it's me".........
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All details of the 2016 Vegas Staking Adventure can be found via this link - http://bit.ly/1pdQZDY (copyright Anthony James Kendall, 2016). |
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« Reply #8 on: December 14, 2005, 09:26:28 PM » |
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slippery when wet
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Mantis - I would like to thank 77dave for his more realistic take on things.
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« Reply #9 on: December 14, 2005, 09:36:22 PM » |
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warning: smoking can seriously damage your health for those currently debating in the smoking in cardrooms thread  (apologies ifm if this is actually your registered trademark......) |
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« Reply #10 on: December 14, 2005, 10:08:11 PM » |
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I think it was Kevin Keegan when he was in charge of Newcastle
"If we win all our games this season we'll stand a good chance of winning the league"
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« Reply #11 on: December 15, 2005, 02:51:09 AM » |
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On a Superman costume for kids: Warning, wearing does not enable user to fly.
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« Reply #12 on: December 15, 2005, 09:19:22 AM » |
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On a hairdryer instructions....
Do not use in shower.
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For super fun to exist, well defined parameters must exist for the super fun to exist within.
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« Reply #13 on: December 15, 2005, 09:21:19 AM » |
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May I ask a question ?
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"Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated. It satisfies the soul and frustrates the intellect. It is at the same time maddening and rewarding and it is without a doubt the greatest game that mankind has ever invented." - Arnold Palmer aka The King.
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« Reply #14 on: December 15, 2005, 09:27:11 AM » |
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On a coffee cup from Mcdonalds ...caution...hot contents !!
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