Had a lot of fun meeting the APAT'ers on Friday and a few interesting spots, non poker related. I had already had a few when I arrived so was merry shall we say. First person I seen I knew was Geo sitting with Jack ( technolog). Had a lot of fun with Geo in Luton and used to love reading his "diary" stories, some of the best stuff I've read on here, get back to it plz. I then pop around the tables saying hello to people without trying to distract anyone. I arrive at the Duke's table and see he's all in with 65ss v AA, only one winner there. I then comeback to his table about half an hour later and see he is all in again and villain tanks for about a minute asks for a count then calls, with QQ haha. Duke had 108 I think xxx810, I was a bit of a cock and said to The Duke, Justice for the slowroll, villain didn't appreciate that so much but I snap apologised, he didn't see the funny side, Duke seemed to though.
I then decided to play the comp as Geo had went to play it and most people where playing the APAT thing, congrats to Rod and his Welsh team on the win. I obv am in the dealer seat, FML, fun times ahead. One especially com hand was when I open the cutoff to 500 at 100/200 then muck everyone's hand who'd folded and muck my own as well, haha. I had opened blind obv, wpwp. I was trying to get the banter going so it wasn't ridic boring and asked the Valet for 10 black sambuca's as that normally helps, she thought I was joking so didn't bring them, run worse.
It's break time and this is where the fun times begin. I notice Forththistle is in the cash game so go over to say hello, never commented on hands and had only been at the table for around a minute when seat 2, nice big sunglasses and basically looking like a knob chirps up " Why don't you just fuck off", eh WTF ?? So I ask WTF his problem is and he says " put your money down you daft **** or **** off " lol, this sure seems necessary, I tell the clown that I'm in the tournament but why don't we sit on another table and me and him play, he says why don't we do it outside instead, yeah ok lets do that for absolutely no reason you idiot, then management come over and threaten to kick me out, O rly. It dies down after a little bit and after staring at him for about a minute I walk away. I'm not a fighter at all but I sure do back down if someones giving me shit for no reason. Even his mates where telling him to stfu and that he was being a dick, some people eh. They where playing .50/.50 btw, clown.
I then get some more abuse when we get down to the bubble and someone from the other table asks if where going to do a saver for the bubble, I snap say no which I always do, fair enough if it's a £300 event but ffs it's a £20 comp which most people are playing for fun and the rest are going to nit up to ft so I'm jamming every hand pretty much. The bloke who suggests it who isn't even the shortstack shouts over "well then your a fkn massive dickhead", "fair enough I guess I am then" " yeah you are it's good you know that you are" lol. Other people at the table say they didn't want to but would've to save any hassle because of people like him.
Busted 8th as whinged about earlier, I would say I'm definitely the biggest clown out of the 3 of us tbf, moaning about running bad in £20 donkaments
All in all it was fun to meet up with loads of blondes, hopefully see you all again soon at a blonde bash.
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