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« on: February 15, 2010, 01:59:22 PM »

So there I am lying in bed on a Saturday morning, recovering from getting smashed the night before and I get a phone call.

Its from someone pretty famous and well connected. To be honest he's one of my heroes.

Oi Clown
Me mate owns some stables and wants to know if I want to buy a horse.
Get on that there Blonde and start a thread cus everyone just rips me when I start them!

So I said I would.

I have no info.

But I dont want to incurr the wrath of Shefield.

Its a horse
Its 11k
Syndicateaments.

Ill have £500

[  ] I expect the rest to be sold by the end of the day.
[X] I might get my nose bitten for not giving this the effort it deserves!
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« Reply #1 on: February 15, 2010, 02:04:16 PM »

how much would the training fees be?
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« Reply #2 on: February 15, 2010, 02:04:23 PM »

I'm in, on the condition that I definitely get my nose bitten off.

Btw Stu do you know the monthly costs of these things?
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« Reply #3 on: February 15, 2010, 02:07:08 PM »

how much would the training fees be?
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« Reply #4 on: February 15, 2010, 02:07:47 PM »

[ ] Giving said famous person your phone number is mega +EV
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« Reply #5 on: February 15, 2010, 02:10:29 PM »

Whos the trainer please.
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« Reply #6 on: February 15, 2010, 02:11:42 PM »

Training fees are included for the first year I vaguely remember
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« Reply #7 on: February 15, 2010, 02:13:30 PM »

how many legs does it have?
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« Reply #8 on: February 15, 2010, 02:16:41 PM »

is it a good horse and will we win more money than if we invested £500 with blatch?
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« Reply #9 on: February 15, 2010, 02:21:27 PM »

how many legs does it have?

3,4 or 5 I think were the choices
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« Reply #10 on: February 15, 2010, 02:21:55 PM »

is it a good horse and will we win more money than if we invested £500 with blatch?

Lol at people thinking Blatch has any money left in that pot!
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« Reply #11 on: February 15, 2010, 02:22:17 PM »

Plan B


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« Reply #12 on: February 15, 2010, 02:24:12 PM »

Plan B




are you paying by bank transfer or via a well known poker site?
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« Reply #13 on: February 15, 2010, 02:39:53 PM »

Training fees are included for the first year I vaguely remember

so the horse is worth £0 and the training fees are £11k
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« Reply #14 on: February 15, 2010, 02:43:05 PM »

No doubt the mystery horse broker will be along to answer questions after he has finished his question time in Nick Griffin's office......

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