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« Reply #15 on: December 18, 2005, 11:15:29 PM »

Your mate rolls the best joint youve ever seen and you say np!

hypothetical obviously!   
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« Reply #16 on: December 18, 2005, 11:53:47 PM »

This is a reply I saw on a similar thread...

When my fat ugly middle aged wife screams at me to get off the
computer and feed the mut and take the garbage to the dumpster. And I
set down my beer and spray back, "which garbage, in the can or you?".
Then she reaches for the nearest object, the urn with my mothers
ashes in it, and starts to throw it at me. I scream out, "How dare
you! You might miss and hit the computer and it's the only one we got
and if you break it we'd have to break into the elementary school and
rip off another one!" So I quickly hit the sit-out-next-hand button
and move away from the computer, ducking just in time, while the urn
sails past my head and hits the window. Thankfully I have cardboard
covering that window since I've had no money to replace it ever since
I opened up a neteller account.

So I grab another swig off that Bud (no lite beer for me), ah what the
hell, I chug what's left and heave the empty her way, hoping it
doesn't break so I can get the 5 cents back. After it smacks her on
her forhead and she collapses on the floor. Oops, I quicky run over
and check on the bottle's condition. Happy days, it didn't break and
my ugly one is still breathing.

So I hurry back to the computer and ckick off the sit-out button,
wondering how many hands I missed.
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« Reply #17 on: December 19, 2005, 01:49:07 AM »



i reckomed all kids are taught there mistakes as early as possible but i seem to be in a minority as i seem to be the one that gets in trouble with his mum

What a tutonic manner in which to rear your young.

I think the idea is to not be overly critical of a child's efforts. You don't want to discourage them from trying things or make them feelo like they're always getting things wrong.
When you do correct them on an important issue, such as looking before crossing the road, you don't want your message to be too diluted.

You should still feed them, even if they colour outside the lines.
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« Reply #18 on: December 19, 2005, 02:01:07 AM »


i reckomed all kids are taught there mistakes as early as possible but i seem to be in a minority as i seem to be the one that gets in trouble with his mum

Does that include spelling mistakes ?
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« Reply #19 on: December 19, 2005, 02:03:32 AM »



kids are taught there mistakes as early as possible

What about grammar?

Their mistakes, not there mistakes.
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« Reply #20 on: December 19, 2005, 02:19:43 AM »

hey i already know i am in the idiot group now if my parents coorect my mistakes when i was 2 then i might be as smart as kiv
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« Reply #21 on: January 01, 2006, 12:34:54 PM »

You know you play too much poker when.......

You decide to get the bus home because it's raining. When it comes along it's completely jam-packed. The driver tells you your fare is £1.10.

You hand him a fiver and say raise, you expect all passengers to stump up another £3.90 or get off the bus.
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« Reply #22 on: January 01, 2006, 09:40:54 PM »

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You know you play too much poker when.......

when you find yourself telling random people about when you really squeeeeeze those hole cards, just how similar a 4 can look to an Ace.



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« Reply #23 on: January 01, 2006, 11:58:26 PM »

You sit at a $200 SNG and you have notes on 9 of the other players!
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« Reply #24 on: January 02, 2006, 01:39:21 AM »

you are playing a sit n go one hour after the bells at new year
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« Reply #25 on: January 02, 2006, 03:58:42 PM »

when 2 buds drop in at 10pm new years eve, foodless and drinkless,looking to see which tourneys offer the best valoo at 5am whilst trying to enter a 20k paradise freeroll that fills in 49 secs(5000 runners)!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #26 on: January 02, 2006, 04:31:32 PM »

When your partner  asks you what you want for dinner via GAme chat   
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« Reply #27 on: January 02, 2006, 05:17:48 PM »

... you can organize yourself a drink, hot food and a toilet trip all in the space of 5 mins, on the hour every hour.
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« Reply #28 on: January 02, 2006, 05:45:08 PM »

... you can organize yourself a drink, hot food and a toilet trip all in the space of 5 mins, on the hour every hour.

Always amases me how he does it , also fits in feeding the dog and taking turns taking kiddies to bed , thank god they dont want stories yet or it would be via laptop all about a bloke gone all in !!!
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« Reply #29 on: January 03, 2006, 04:02:13 AM »

... your get cramp in you clicking finger.

... you have dreams about specific hands.

... when you can hear your dad's alarm sound.

... when your ipod battery runs out after starting on full.

... when their are footprints on the floor where your feet have worn down the carpet.

... when you witness day passing to night then back to day again.

... when all 9 players at a new table say 'Hi snoops'.


Golly, I wish these weren't true. 
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