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« Reply #30 on: July 11, 2010, 02:42:27 PM »

OP is a dousche.

Strawberry Quality Street are quite clearly the best.

Who the hell says purple ones - they're just nuts in chocolate.

Nuts in chocolate.

Nothing more.

Did the Quality Street people make a strawberry "Big One"? No they did not. They made a purple "Big One" and a green "Big One". Hence greens and purples are the best based on all available statistical data. Thread has gotten a bit ridic. However, I do like the idea of flowers as a present idea for OP's mum. A silver picture frame would be nice as well. OP can put a photo of himself in it claiming a pot with 6 high and she can look at it wistfully whilst eating the remaining strawberry's.
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« Reply #31 on: July 11, 2010, 03:04:23 PM »

OP is a dousche.

Strawberry Quality Street are quite clearly the best.

Who the hell says purple ones - they're just nuts in chocolate.

Nuts in chocolate.

Nothing more.

Did the Quality Street people make a strawberry "Big One"? No they did not. They made a purple "Big One" and a green "Big One". Hence greens and purples are the best based on all available statistical data. Thread has gotten a bit ridic. However, I do like the idea of flowers as a present idea for OP's mum. A silver picture frame would be nice as well. OP can put a photo of himself in it claiming a pot with 6 high and she can look at it wistfully whilst eating the remaining strawberry's.

excellent post.  I really fancy a big one now though.
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« Reply #32 on: July 11, 2010, 03:08:24 PM »

Did the Quality Street people make a strawberry "Big One"? No they did not. They made a purple "Big One" and a green "Big One". Hence greens and purples are the best based on all available statistical data.

I don't think that argument stands up. mars make bounty bars but that doesn't change the fact that they're awful
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« Reply #33 on: July 11, 2010, 03:30:48 PM »

Did the Quality Street people make a strawberry "Big One"? No they did not. They made a purple "Big One" and a green "Big One". Hence greens and purples are the best based on all available statistical data.

I don't think that argument stands up. mars make bounty bars but that doesn't change the fact that they're awful

what is wrong with you gatso?
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« Reply #34 on: July 11, 2010, 03:34:27 PM »

OP is a dousche.

Strawberry Quality Street are quite clearly the best.

Who the hell says purple ones - they're just nuts in chocolate.

Nuts in chocolate.

Nothing more.

Did the Quality Street people make a strawberry "Big One"? No they did not. They made a purple "Big One" and a green "Big One". Hence greens and purples are the best based on all available statistical data. Thread has gotten a bit ridic. However, I do like the idea of flowers as a present idea for OP's mum. A silver picture frame would be nice as well. OP can put a photo of himself in it claiming a pot with 6 high and she can look at it wistfully whilst eating the remaining strawberry's.

excellent post.  I really fancy a big one now though.

and are you going to have some chocolate afterwards?

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« Reply #35 on: July 11, 2010, 04:22:17 PM »

Did the Quality Street people make a strawberry "Big One"? No they did not. They made a purple "Big One" and a green "Big One". Hence greens and purples are the best based on all available statistical data.

I don't think that argument stands up. mars make bounty bars but that doesn't change the fact that they're awful

what is wrong with you gatso?

wrapping filth in chocolate does not make it good

thread title seems apt now that the conversation is on bounties and green quality street
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« Reply #36 on: July 11, 2010, 04:26:28 PM »

Did the Quality Street people make a strawberry "Big One"? No they did not. They made a purple "Big One" and a green "Big One". Hence greens and purples are the best based on all available statistical data.

I don't think that argument stands up. mars make bounty bars but that doesn't change the fact that they're awful

what is wrong with you gatso?

wrapping filth in chocolate does not make it good

thread title seems apt now that the conversation is on bounties and green quality street

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« Reply #37 on: July 12, 2010, 01:30:12 AM »

Truly epic thread. Could be one of the greats lol
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« Reply #38 on: July 12, 2010, 06:45:22 AM »

i hate ypou all

you know i am a chocoholic and i aint allowed any

all chocolate is good and if they put something in it to make me healthy then all the better


OP you told him he has won the pot hand over move on

you dont need to show a hand to win the pot

you might need to show a hand after its been declared if someone things cheating is going on and ask for hands to be shown
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« Reply #39 on: July 12, 2010, 09:27:56 AM »

I hate chocolate but I love pistachio nuts and amazingly I discovered last week that Aldi's taste better than Sainsbury's and for half the price, I know where I'm going nut shopping in the future!
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« Reply #40 on: July 12, 2010, 10:04:05 AM »

I hate chocolate but I love pistachio nuts and amazingly I discovered last week that Aldi's taste better than Sainsbury's and for half the price, I know where I'm going nut shopping in the future!

Why were you even in Aldi in the first place?! It's just wrong.
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« Reply #41 on: July 12, 2010, 10:09:05 AM »

I hate chocolate but I love pistachio nuts and amazingly I discovered last week that Aldi's taste better than Sainsbury's and for half the price, I know where I'm going nut shopping in the future!

Why were you even in Aldi in the first place?! It's just wrong.

Where did I say I was in Aldi? 

If I eat Aldi produce does that mean my cards are mucked?
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« Reply #42 on: July 12, 2010, 10:20:48 AM »

If I eat Aldi produce does that mean my cards are mucked?

def if you're actually in the shop as it's unlikely you were at your seat when the cards were dealt
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« Reply #43 on: July 12, 2010, 10:28:37 AM »

If I eat Aldi produce does that mean my cards are mucked?

def if you're actually in the shop as it's unlikely you were at your seat when the cards were dealt

Your cards are also probably a little bit cheaper than everyone elses, and they actually disintergrated when they hit the muck.
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« Reply #44 on: July 12, 2010, 04:49:48 PM »

 CADBURY'S ROSES , QUALITY STREET , FERRERO ROCHER are no gifts to give your mums you should all be ashamed.
you would all happily put £100 into a poker tournament
now go out and treat them to a nice weekend away
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