Mantis and James "Mfckin" Keys

[EvilPie]

Cos and Mantis HU4ROLLZ is the only way

Would love to do some sort of match vs him. Doubt he'll ever agree or have the money

You see this is how it starts.

"Would love to do some sort of match with him" would've been fine but you had to add the dig at the end.

One little dig from Cos then Mantis will come on and say "I've made more at poker than you"

Cos then says "Prove it. Show my your sharkscope"........ Blah blah blah and so it continues......

You see what I mean?

Same old same old again and again.

[MANTIS01]

What with all the lying, cheating, and stealing I see going on by members of this forum I kinda see myself as a shining fecking beacon of ethical behaviour actually. I only offer honest opinion and ask for nothing in return. I don't really think a bit of banter is a serious crime really. You will also notice that I only ever talk poker unless a sidepot of provocation is created by geeky greeky. You can't blame a cat for jerking around with a mouse, that cat will catch the mouse and let it go several times for it's pure amusement. I'm sorry, the temptation is too great.

[MANTIS01]

Cos and Mantis HU4ROLLZ is the only way

Would love to do some sort of match vs him. Doubt he'll ever agree or have the money

I run a multi-million pound business and am very confident about my poker skillz.

[TheChipPrince]

[GreekStein]

What with all the lying, cheating, and stealing I see going on by members of this forum I kinda see myself as a shining fecking beacon of ethical behaviour actually. I only offer honest opinion and ask for nothing in return. I don't really think a bit of banter is a serious crime really. You will also notice that I only ever talk poker unless a sidepot of provocation is created by geeky greeky. You can't blame a cat for jerking around with a mouse, that cat will catch the mouse and let it go several times for it's pure amusement. I'm sorry, the temptation is too great.

I'll just break the above post down a little bit.

Those that know me will know I don't get wound up by you the way you probably think I do whilst you're smirking in your bedsit.

Beacon of ethical behaviour? No one here really knows you pretty much (just to please pieman I'll add in a usual line - not many £10f Walsall regs here that's why). You won't post so much as an online screen-name let alone anyone knowing about whether your behaviour is ethical or not.

Mouse I may be, cat you are not. Fish is more appropriate an animal to describe yourself, maybe donkey.

Fwiw I've never had a massive problem with you posting on PHA or that you're bad at strat. It's hardly a crime and many people make bad posts, myself included. I pull you up more for the fact that every post you write (and they are usually tosh) is written in such a condescending bainn-esque 'I'm better than everyone way', which is really ironic. You could probably pull it off if you were good.

And the whiter than white thing, lol. You've got personal with me several times without real provocation.

And finally I take it that's a 'no' to partaking in any poker challenge?

[GreekStein]

Cos and Mantis HU4ROLLZ is the only way

Would love to do some sort of match vs him. Doubt he'll ever agree or have the money

I run a multi-million pound business and am very confident about my poker skillz.

LOL.

Let's play then

[StuartHopkin]

I think we really need the Cos vs Mantis poker extravanganza.

Neither of them have a problem with monies apparently so here is what I suggest.

The challenge will last approximately 3 months. We need to cover a range of formats.
It needs to be fair and conclusive.

Usernames on here will be changed to I pwnd Cos, I pwnd Mantis and visa versa.

Live Event 1 - Both to play a GUKPT, point for whoever ranks highest
Online Event 1 - Best of 3 heads up tourney s'n'gays, point for the winner
Live Event 2 - Both players to play a live donkament, possibly DTD Saturday night, point for whoever ranks highest
Online Event 2 - Mirror prop, schedule TBC, point to whoever has the highest cash value
Live Event 3 - Heads up unlimited holdem, whoever leaves first loses, other player wins a point
Online Event 3 - Heads up PLO, point to the winner

Decider in the event of a 3-3, one super deep HORSE HU for $500.

[MANTIS01]

Cos and Mantis HU4ROLLZ is the only way

Would love to do some sort of match vs him. Doubt he'll ever agree or have the money

I run a multi-million pound business and am very confident about my poker skillz.

LOL.

Let's play then

Do you think you would win?

[GreekStein]

I think we really need the Cos vs Mantis poker extravanganza.

Neither of them have a problem with monies apparently so here is what I suggest.

The challenge will last approximately 3 months. We need to cover a range of formats.
It needs to be fair and conclusive.

Usernames on here will be changed to I pwnd Cos, I pwnd Mantis and visa versa.

Live Event 1 - Both to play a GUKPT, point for whoever ranks highest
Online Event 1 - Best of 3 heads up tourney s'n'gays, point for the winner
Live Event 2 - Both players to play a live donkament, possibly DTD Saturday night, point for whoever ranks highest
Online Event 2 - Mirror prop, schedule TBC, point to whoever has the highest cash value
Live Event 3 - Heads up unlimited holdem, whoever leaves first loses, other player wins a point
Online Event 3 - Heads up PLO, point to the winner

Decider in the event of a 3-3, one super deep HORSE HU for $500.

I was thinking more along the lines of 10,000 hands at HU cash $1/2-$5/10.

He can choose the game.

[Wardonkey]

I think we really need the Cos vs Mantis poker extravanganza.

Neither of them have a problem with monies apparently so here is what I suggest.

The challenge will last approximately 3 months. We need to cover a range of formats.
It needs to be fair and conclusive.

Usernames on here will be changed to I pwnd Cos, I pwnd Mantis and visa versa.

Live Event 1 - Both to play a GUKPT, point for whoever ranks highest
Online Event 1 - Best of 3 heads up tourney s'n'gays, point for the winner
Live Event 2 - Both players to play a live donkament, possibly DTD Saturday night, point for whoever ranks highest
Online Event 2 - Mirror prop, schedule TBC, point to whoever has the highest cash value
Live Event 3 - Heads up unlimited holdem, whoever leaves first loses, other player wins a point
Online Event 3 - Heads up PLO, point to the winner

Decider in the event of a 3-3, one super deep HORSE HU for $500.

Or we could just let Matt smash their heads together for a while and the one with the least mushy head gets declared the winner.

[titaniumbean]

Flip a coin, ldo. Everything is fiddy fiddy you win or you don't anyways.

[booder]

I like Wardonkeys idea.

[MANTIS01]

What with all the lying, cheating, and stealing I see going on by members of this forum I kinda see myself as a shining fecking beacon of ethical behaviour actually. I only offer honest opinion and ask for nothing in return. I don't really think a bit of banter is a serious crime really. You will also notice that I only ever talk poker unless a sidepot of provocation is created by geeky greeky. You can't blame a cat for jerking around with a mouse, that cat will catch the mouse and let it go several times for it's pure amusement. I'm sorry, the temptation is too great.

I'll just break the above post down a little bit.

Those that know me will know I don't get wound up by you the way you probably think I do whilst you're smirking in your bedsit.

Beacon of ethical behaviour? No one here really knows you pretty much (just to please pieman I'll add in a usual line - not many £10f Walsall regs here that's why). You won't post so much as an online screen-name let alone anyone knowing about whether your behaviour is ethical or not.

Mouse I may be, cat you are not. Fish is more appropriate an animal to describe yourself, maybe donkey.

Fwiw I've never had a massive problem with you posting on PHA or that you're bad at strat. It's hardly a crime and many people make bad posts, myself included. I pull you up more for the fact that every post you write (and they are usually tosh) is written in such a condescending bainn-esque 'I'm better than everyone way', which is really ironic. You could probably pull it off if you were good.

And the whiter than white thing, lol. You've got personal with me several times without real provocation.

And finally I take it that's a 'no' to partaking in any poker challenge?

You judge my whole character on my writing style which is dry and doesn't reflect my character at all

I don't know why I'm obligated to "prove" anything to you.

I live in a house.

I don't play at Walsall these days.

[celtic]

Mantis,

Will you be watching me and greeky on the real hustle tonight? Its on BBC3 at 11pm.

[MANTIS01]

Mantis,

Will you be watching me and greeky on the real hustle tonight? Its on BBC3 at 11pm.

Oh ok I'll prob Sky+ it so I can watch it when I return to my bedsit from the £10 re-buy at Walsall