pls dont let adebayo win, biggest dousche in poker
Chompy will confirm this later,will let him fill you in sir
Thats the first time ive ever seen Chompy with the right hump
tale coming. Even by Ade's standards this is disgusting. I was hot after it happened - he got a few choice words as I left the table - but chuckling away by the time I got home. Meh. Here goes.
Have known Ade since the early Gutshot days, so a good ten years. Not seen him for a few years but was greeted like an old mate when he moved table, handshake. blah blah. He's never tilted me and I've always got on fine with him. I know what he's like - had plenty of final tables together - he's basically a rock who can get hot if things go against him.
Anyway, had dropped from 60k to 45k a few minutes into the 800-1600 (200) level. Had hardly played a hand. This wouldn't have surprised the great Ade. He'd remember me as being a bit of a rock. Seriously.
Keith Johnson, who'd been in just about every pot and had a bit of 'light-hearted' banter with Ade, raised utg to 3900. I picked up KK in the cutoff so re-plopped to 10200.
Ade, in the small blind, then points at Keith Johnson and, with real conviction, said something along the lines of 'I've had enough of you, I'm going to raise you 2000."
The dealer obv points out to him that I've re-raised to 10200. Ade looks genuinely surprised. Oscar-worthy performance. Three or four players all insta-call for a ruling.
The ruling of course is that he has to raise me by the minimum amount. Keith Johnson folds and I shove.
Ade says "I've got them. Call." Then slowly turns over his aces. He had me covered by around 5000 or so and that was it after a 54355 board.
LOLZ. I had a fair idea he was at it and that his range here is probz only QQ, KK or AA. But I was in for 30% of my stack, planning on jamming any non-ace flop v aggro boy.
Five minutes later he was laughing away at the table as per, as if nothing had happened. Not long after that he came over and tried to apologise.
Rockstar will confirm he admitted to cheating. So be it. If that's the only way you can win tournaments, then whatever. Apparently he felt bad because he's always had respect for me. Go bollox Ade. You were trying to get me fist-pumping it in with nines, tens, ace queen or whatever, which you admitted. The hand plays out the same whatever.
You deserve having your name being dragged through the mud, hence this post.
[ ] Hope you cash. Cheat.
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