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« Reply #30 on: August 19, 2010, 09:42:18 PM »


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« Reply #31 on: August 19, 2010, 09:44:05 PM »


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« Reply #32 on: August 19, 2010, 10:12:03 PM »

Just ordered the HP Pavilion dv7-3101sa Notebook PC!
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« Reply #33 on: August 19, 2010, 10:15:43 PM »

Just ordered the HP Pavilion dv7-3101sa Notebook PC!

Tell us how you get on with it. thumbs up
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« Reply #34 on: August 19, 2010, 10:49:53 PM »



The weight of Girgy's new laptop is 3.52kg (unpacked weight)
A hefty Brachiosaur could weigh as much as 73 metric tonnes according to the people who find bones and make up these numbers.

If you wanted to make a pile of Girgy's laptops that would collectively weigh the same as a big Brachiosaur after his dinner, you'd need 20,000 laptops. With that many laptops you could use a brand new one every day for over 50 years.

If you were to do the same thing with the worlds heaviest rabbit, you'd run out of laptops within a week.


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« Reply #35 on: August 19, 2010, 11:07:31 PM »



The weight of Girgy's new laptop is 3.52kg (unpacked weight)
A hefty Brachiosaur could weigh as much as 73 metric tonnes according to the people who find bones and make up these numbers.

If you wanted to make a pile of Girgy's laptops that would collectively weigh the same as a big Brachiosaur after his dinner, you'd need 20,000 laptops. With that many laptops you could use a brand new one every day for over 50 years.

If you were to do the same thing with the worlds heaviest rabbit, you'd run out of laptops within a week.



Did you know if bill gates piled all his money up in a big stack of $100 bills
it would reach 23 miles high,,, also if he fell off the top of it
he would never ever  hit the ground so long as you kept adding the interest to the pile


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« Reply #36 on: August 19, 2010, 11:20:53 PM »

If he used $20 bills he'd be in space.
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« Reply #37 on: August 19, 2010, 11:29:40 PM »

if he's fallen off of the pile of bills then how does adding more to that pile stop him hitting the ground? is he using the extra money to buy jetpacks?
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« Reply #38 on: August 19, 2010, 11:43:34 PM »

if he's fallen off of the pile of bills then how does adding more to that pile stop him hitting the ground? is he using the extra money to buy jetpacks?

This

Sofa's post, like most of Blonde today, makes no sense.

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« Reply #39 on: August 20, 2010, 12:19:36 AM »

if he's fallen off of the pile of bills then how does adding more to that pile stop him hitting the ground? is he using the extra money to buy jetpacks?

never thought about that
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Maybe the manager at the bank was underneath him
with some type of elastic safety net made of $100 bills
that made him bounce back up to a certain angle
that the newly added bills could slide inbetween him and the pile
hence him never hitting the ground
I knew I'd get it in the end.,.,,,
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« Reply #40 on: August 20, 2010, 11:47:56 AM »

If he was 23 miles up then he'd technically be in space and would therefore not be affected by the earths law of gravity.

Therefore Sofa is right, technically.
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« Reply #41 on: August 20, 2010, 01:56:37 PM »

If he was 23 miles up then he'd technically be in space and would therefore not be affected by the earths law of gravity.

Therefore Sofa is right, technically.

But neither would the notes in the top section of the pile, so the pile wouldn't actually make it to 23 miles high.
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« Reply #42 on: August 20, 2010, 01:59:43 PM »

If he was 23 miles up then he'd technically be in space and would therefore not be affected by the earths law of gravity.

Therefore Sofa is right, technically.

But neither would the notes in the top section of the pile, so the pile wouldn't actually make it to 23 miles high.

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« Reply #43 on: August 20, 2010, 03:23:45 PM »

forget 23 miles.  you're going to have stability problems once you get past the first $50k or so unless you're using something to hold the notes together and you'll be utterly screwed if there's any wind
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« Reply #44 on: August 20, 2010, 04:49:58 PM »

forget 23 miles.  you're going to have stability problems once you get past the first $50k or so unless you're using something to hold the notes together and you'll be utterly screwed if there's any wind

Stand on a debit card, problem solved!
No space sickness, no stability issues, no sticky tape expenses.
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