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« on: August 26, 2010, 01:13:39 PM »

Pretty bored and somehow awake, was wondering how people deal with the question "so what do you do?" ?

Loads of com situations pop up all the time, like family gatherings, nights out, taxi rides, being introduced to "friends of Friends" meeting old school mates....

The other night when I was out in leeds a girl asked me what I did for a living and my mind flicked out and I said "Geography student" [  ] she came back to mine

One of my friends always says he's "In Property"

And then whats the most tilting stuff you get asked/told when you do actually tell the truth??
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« Reply #1 on: August 26, 2010, 01:18:53 PM »

Pretty bored and somehow awake, was wondering how people deal with the question "so what do you do?" ?

Loads of com situations pop up all the time, like family gatherings, nights out, taxi rides, being introduced to "friends of Friends" meeting old school mates....

The other night when I was out in leeds a girl asked me what I did for a living and my mind flicked out and I said "Geography student" [  ] she came back to mine

One of my friends always says he's "In Property"

And then whats the most tilting stuff you get asked/told when you do actually tell the truth??

sick, ' i talked to a girl' brag imo


Just tell them the truth, or your a 'numbers analyst' (is that a real thing?)
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« Reply #2 on: August 26, 2010, 01:29:48 PM »

online investments?

i think the truth is best though
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« Reply #3 on: August 26, 2010, 01:33:39 PM »

online investments?

i think the truth is best though

I could use this one. My online poker investment leads to other's balla lifestyles. Wouldn't be lying then. Tongue
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« Reply #4 on: August 26, 2010, 01:37:06 PM »

So if you guys tell them the truth what do you actually say?

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« Reply #5 on: August 26, 2010, 01:41:25 PM »

online investments?

i think the truth is best though

If you've won an EPT maybe.

What about when you're the 5th best player in your home game.
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« Reply #6 on: August 26, 2010, 01:44:58 PM »

online investments?

i think the truth is best though

If you've won an EPT maybe.

What about when you're the 5th best player in your home game.

hahahaahaha
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« Reply #7 on: August 26, 2010, 02:31:13 PM »

Lion tamer always works
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« Reply #8 on: August 26, 2010, 03:29:41 PM »

online investments?

i think the truth is best though

I could use this one. My online poker investment leads to other's balla lifestyles. Wouldn't be lying then. Tongue

where u from i live in dronfield, do u play online regurlaly
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« Reply #9 on: August 26, 2010, 03:30:53 PM »

Lion tamer always works

only if your dave shallow it does
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« Reply #10 on: August 26, 2010, 03:41:23 PM »

online investments?

i think the truth is best though

I could use this one. My online poker investment leads to other's balla lifestyles. Wouldn't be lying then. Tongue

where u from i live in dronfield, do u play online regurlaly

I live in Heaton in Bradford, i play occasionaly online. mainly 50nl.
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« Reply #11 on: August 26, 2010, 03:43:38 PM »

its elementary old bean, if you fancy a bit of jab work with some tasty quango you lie and say something that pays well and sounds interesting. If she has a face like a welders bench you say online poker pro. Both cases guarantee a bit of punto banco by the end of the night. Simples.
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« Reply #12 on: August 26, 2010, 03:49:00 PM »

online investments?

i think the truth is best though

I could use this one. My online poker investment leads to other's balla lifestyles. Wouldn't be lying then. Tongue

where u from i live in dronfield, do u play online regurlaly

I live in Heaton in Bradford, i play occasionaly online. mainly 50nl.

why spireite?
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« Reply #13 on: August 26, 2010, 03:58:47 PM »

Grew up with my dad supporting them and even though lived in bradford all my life with all my mates supporting them, i never really fancied supporting anyone other. 
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« Reply #14 on: August 26, 2010, 04:06:45 PM »

Ell then you work in a fish and chip shop in the White rose?


Me And a friend used to tell girls we played for York city

And once we were on holiday And one off my mate meet a girl and he told her he played for Leeds utd, she then moved to Leeds a short time after the holiday and he had to carry on with the lie for another 2 months
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