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[mulhuzz]

the bit where Denise Van Outen asks who Joey Barton is had me in stitches. She later justified it is 'well I don't follow QPR, so how would I know?'

[AndrewT]

Barton was a complete bellend in those Twitter exchanges.

[GreekStein]

He went ott but it was fkin funny

[mulhuzz]

Barton was a complete bellend in those Twitter exchanges.

he's constantly a bellend, but sometimes a funny bellend.

[pleno1]

sexy. 107 is indeed the nuts sir.

nattttttttttttttttttttttt

PokerStars Game #70274341795:  Hold'em No Limit ($1/$2 USD) - 2011/11/09 17:17:26 CET [2011/11/09 11:17:26 ET]
Table 'Desiderata V' 2-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: t7isnuts ($205.50 in chips)
Seat 2: pads1161 ($228 in chips)
t7isnuts: posts small blind $1
pads1161: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to pads1161 [ ]
t7isnuts: raises $4 to $6
pads1161: calls $4
*** FLOP *** [ ]
pads1161: checks
t7isnuts: bets $9.75
pads1161: calls $9.75
*** TURN *** [ ] []
pads1161: checks
t7isnuts: bets $26.35
pads1161: calls $26.35
*** RIVER *** [ ] []
pads1161: checks
t7isnuts: bets $76.25
pads1161: raises $109.65 to $185.90 and is all-in
t7isnuts: folds

[pleno1]

i fistpumped through this flop and turn, some of these regs are lolbad

PokerStars Game #70277148734: Tournament #466716501, $95.69+$4.31 USD Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level I (10/20) - 2011/11/09 18:15:21 CET [2011/11/09 12:15:21 ET]
Table '466716501 1' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: piratepeaty (1310 in chips)
Seat 2: pads1161 (1690 in chips)
pads1161: posts small blind 10
piratepeaty: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to pads1161 [Ah ]
pads1161: raises 40 to 60
piratepeaty: raises 140 to 200
pads1161: raises 1490 to 1690 and is all-in
piratepeaty: calls 1110 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (380) returned to pads1161
*** FLOP *** [ ]
*** TURN *** [ ] []
*** RIVER *** [ ] []
*** SHOW DOWN ***
piratepeaty: shows [ ] (a pair of Sevens)
pads1161: shows [Ah ] (high card Ace)
piratepeaty collected 2620 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2620 | Rake 0
Board [ ]
Seat 1: piratepeaty (big blind) showed [ ] and won (2620) with a pair of Sevens
Seat 2: pads1161 (button) (small blind) showed [Ah ] and lost with high card Ace

[pleno1]

boom, came back from 180 chips for the vicotry !

[pleno1]

the fuck?!

DrewBarton1 Drew Barton
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@MatthewPrice18 had enough of talkin to a peasant! had your 15 minutes now jog on cadet #ihopeyourmothergetsalumpinhertit #leukemiavictim

[mulhuzz]

nobody in newcastle gives a shit that Ashley has renamed the stadium.

discuss.

[pleno1]

I'm not that disgusted, I'll always always call it St James Park, it is quite clever he sold all the season tickets at half price for10year plans before renaming it though!

[pleno1]

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lul

[pleno1]

wow just found out that Graham Carr the guy behind bringing all the new signings to NUFC is the father of Alan Carr! :O

[pleno1]

lul

[pleno1]

fucking yanks

[cambridgealex]

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lul

Rofl