Day 5 - Bathroom nits
Nothing quite tilts me more than bathroom nits, I have encountered them all throughout my life. My parents, grade A bathroom nits. My university housemates, grade A bathroom nits. My girlfriend? Yeh you guessed it.
So what is a bathroom nit?
A bathroom nit is usually a nazi over the two following things.
1- They get super angry if you use "too much" shampoo or shower gel. This one really, really grates on me. I mean a shower gel is lets say £3 or something. You probably use it 15-20 times? So each time you use it it costs around 10p. I remember once when I was around 13 and started to not want girls to think I smelt.. my Dad was like "haway son are you drinking it or something" this would then be repeated on an almost weekly basis. At university it was the OMOMGOGMOGMOGMGOMGOGMOMG everybody in the common room RIGHT NOW, who used my mfkin shower gel you gonna die fool.
"Just use one towel"
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I have never lived in a house where there has been less than 3 towels per person available in the household, yet everybody I have ever lived with gets joke tilted if I dare to use a second towel. Whenever I have lived alone, the best thing was being able to use 3 towels and "drink" shampoo like it was "going out of fashion".
On the other side I have never done the washing in houses I have lived, so perhaps I am just being one sided here.
Rant over.
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