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[Woodsey]

Hilarious pgc!!

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/174/poker-goals-challenges/busto-thailand-playing-1-5-6max-hypers-full-story-warning-wall-text-itt-1375134/

I can't tell you the amount of times I've told a slight variation of that story.

Fyp

Never been on the bones of my arse mate 

Lol come on Woodrow, so you never given a thai bird money for some random thing she told you?

I would never give any random money mate unless it was a long term gf, the only proper gfs I've had out there have had decent jobs so they have never asked me for money anyway, they didn't need it. I have done stuff like get a passport for a girl I wanted to travel with me and pay all their expenses when with me but that is the extent of it really. I've seen so many guys getting rinsed by girls I'm just way too cynical lol.

[mondatoo]

id want them to beat Man City and lose v Wolves. Whatever gave us the best chance to win the cup. If we were like Man United and won a lot of trophies then Id want to play them at all costs for the bloody victory.

My 1st thought was fade them either way as losing would be too brutal, on reflection though I've decided to man up and since it would possibly be a once in a lifetime opportunity I'd want to play them either way and embrace either the greatest day ever, or the worst.

Could be an incred four days if we beat them on the Sunday then City to make the quarters, one can dream right

Would've rather got any other team than City, sighs that we are at home so I haven't completely written it off when we're blatantly going to get a pounding of there 2nd team.

[pleno1]

next two posters have 25 dollar freeroll on less than 5k hands today.

[redsimon]

hope u run +EV tho trying Patrick

[titaniumbean]

bad luck

[redsimon]

Celtic must be in Nando's ...bad luck Vinni

[pleno1]

royal flush run good

http://gyazo.com/26e8d95799fcfdc0655b7460c961a0c4

[BorntoBubble]

royals are always niceeee

playing any wcoop on sunday pads? the main possible?

[pleno1]

seems real


PokerStars Zoom Hand #104706725033:  Hold'em No Limit ($1/$2) - 2013/09/27 19:06:19 CET [2013/09/27 13:06:19 ET]
Table 'Aenna' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: marco19722 ($402.83 in chips)
Seat 2: pads1161 ($204.37 in chips)
Seat 3: Narcizas ($313.40 in chips)
Seat 4: safari63 ($314.62 in chips)
Seat 5: RuLex777 ($74.59 in chips)
Seat 6: hT85 ($374.65 in chips)
pads1161: posts small blind $1
Narcizas: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to pads1161 [ ]
safari63: folds
RuLex777: folds
hT85: folds
marco19722: folds
pads1161: calls $1
Narcizas: checks
*** FLOP *** [ ]
pads1161: bets $3
Narcizas: calls $3
*** TURN *** [ ] []
pads1161: checks
Narcizas: bets $5
pads1161: raises $13 to $18
Narcizas: calls $13
*** RIVER *** [ ] []
pads1161: checks
Narcizas: bets $50
pads1161: raises $131.37 to $181.37 and is all-in
Narcizas: calls $131.37
*** SHOW DOWN ***
pads1161: shows [ ] (a full house, Sevens full of Sixes)
Narcizas: shows [ ] (a full house, Sevens full of Kings)
Narcizas collected $405.94 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $408.74 | Rake $2.80
Board [ ]
Seat 1: marco19722 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: pads1161 (small blind) showed [ ] and lost with a full house, Sevens full of Sixes
Seat 3: Narcizas (big blind) showed [ ] and won ($405.94) with a full house, Sevens full of Kings
Seat 4: safari63 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: RuLex777 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: hT85 folded before Flop (didn't bet)


PokerStars Zoom Hand #104706802747:  Hold'em No Limit ($1/$2) - 2013/09/27 19:08:03 CET [2013/09/27 13:08:03 ET]
Table 'Aenna' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: pads1161 ($200 in chips)
Seat 2: Betavulgaris ($390.27 in chips)
Seat 3: _salaz4r_ ($111.75 in chips)
Seat 4: LuckyMorkva ($211.59 in chips)
Seat 5: HeyBoyWalkOn ($201.98 in chips)
Seat 6: nikijur ($200 in chips)
Betavulgaris: posts small blind $1
_salaz4r_: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to pads1161 [ ]
LuckyMorkva: folds
HeyBoyWalkOn: raises $4 to $6
nikijur: calls $6
pads1161: raises $16 to $22
Betavulgaris: raises $40 to $62
_salaz4r_: folds
HeyBoyWalkOn: folds
nikijur: folds
pads1161: raises $138 to $200 and is all-in
Betavulgaris: calls $138
*** FLOP *** [ ]
*** TURN *** [ ] []
*** RIVER *** [ ] []
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Betavulgaris: shows [ Ah] (a pair of Aces)
pads1161: shows [ ] (a pair of Kings)
Betavulgaris collected $411.20 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $414 | Rake $2.80
Board [ ]
Seat 1: pads1161 (button) showed [ ] and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 2: Betavulgaris (small blind) showed [ Ah] and won ($411.20) with a pair of Aces
Seat 3: _salaz4r_ (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: LuckyMorkva folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: HeyBoyWalkOn folded before Flop
Seat 6: nikijur folded before Flop

[mondatoo]

Did you really just post a hh of KK v AA

[titaniumbean]

Did you really just post a hh of KK v AA

yeh obv AA should fold pre it's pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeno

[GreekStein]

Did you really just post a hh of KK v AA

yeh obv AA should fold pre it's pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeno

more like it's PLENO he should fold pre knowing he's beat

[pleno1]

20 secpmd slowroll


PokerStars Zoom Hand #104707844808:  Hold'em No Limit ($1/$2) - 2013/09/27 19:30:55 CET [2013/09/27 13:30:55 ET]
Table 'Aenna' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: KnTaBr0 ($97 in chips)
Seat 2: lendemain ($165.36 in chips)
Seat 3: Andypsx ($100 in chips)
Seat 4: pads1161 ($202.46 in chips)
Seat 5: rosekim ($209.88 in chips)
Seat 6: patepatate ($208.54 in chips)
lendemain: posts small blind $1
Andypsx: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to pads1161 [ ]
pads1161: raises $4 to $6
rosekim: folds
patepatate: folds
KnTaBr0: folds
lendemain: raises $8 to $14
Andypsx: folds
pads1161: raises $16 to $30
lendemain: raises $34 to $64
pads1161: raises $121 to $185
lendemain: calls $101.36 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($19.64) returned to pads1161
*** FIRST FLOP *** [ Ah]
*** FIRST TURN *** [ Ah] []
*** FIRST RIVER *** [ Ah ] []
*** SECOND FLOP *** [ ]
*** SECOND TURN *** [ ] []
*** SECOND RIVER *** [ ] []
*** FIRST SHOW DOWN ***
lendemain: shows [ ] (a full house, Aces full of Eights)
pads1161: mucks hand
lendemain collected $164.96 from pot
*** SECOND SHOW DOWN ***
lendemain: shows [ ] (a pair of Aces)
pads1161: mucks hand
lendemain collected $164.96 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $332.72 | Rake $2.80
Hand was run twice
FIRST Board [ Ah ]
SECOND Board [ ]
Seat 1: KnTaBr0 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: lendemain (small blind) showed [ ] and won ($164.96) with a full house, Aces full of Eights, and won ($164.96) with a pair of Aces
Seat 3: Andypsx (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: pads1161 mucked [ ]
Seat 5: rosekim folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: patepatate folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[pleno1]

omg ridic hand lol

PokerStars Zoom Hand #104714668655:  Hold'em No Limit ($1/$2) - 2013/09/27 21:55:30 CET [2013/09/27 15:55:30 ET]
Table 'Aenna' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: CRAZY_YEHOOO ($206 in chips)
Seat 2: l3xan ($108.70 in chips)
Seat 3: JustM@gic ($202 in chips)
Seat 4: msfg32 ($495.61 in chips)
Seat 5: ONLYPAIRS ($267.40 in chips)
Seat 6: pads1161 ($958.30 in chips)
l3xan: posts small blind $1
JustM@gic: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to pads1161 [ ]
msfg32: raises $4 to $6
ONLYPAIRS: folds
pads1161: calls $6
CRAZY_YEHOOO: folds
l3xan: calls $5
JustM@gic: raises $24 to $30
msfg32: calls $24
pads1161: calls $24
l3xan: raises $78.70 to $108.70 and is all-in
JustM@gic: calls $78.70
msfg32: calls $78.70
pads1161: calls $78.70
*** FLOP *** [ ]
JustM@gic: checks
msfg32: bets $386.91 and is all-in
pads1161: raises $386.91 to $773.82
JustM@gic: folds
Uncalled bet ($386.91) returned to pads1161
*** FIRST TURN *** [ ] []
*** FIRST RIVER *** [ ] []
*** SECOND TURN *** [ ] []
*** SECOND RIVER *** [ ] []
*** FIRST SHOW DOWN ***
msfg32: shows [ ] (high card Ace)
pads1161: mucks hand
msfg32 collected $386.91 from side pot
l3xan: shows [td ] (a pair of Tens)
l3xan collected $216 from main pot
*** SECOND SHOW DOWN ***
msfg32: shows [ ] (a pair of Sevens)
pads1161: mucks hand
msfg32 collected $386.91 from side pot
l3xan: shows [td ] (two pair, Tens and Sevens)
l3xan collected $216 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1208.62 Main pot $432. Side pot $773.82. | Rake $2.80
Hand was run twice
FIRST Board [ ]
SECOND Board [ ]
Seat 1: CRAZY_YEHOOO (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: l3xan (small blind) showed [td ] and won ($216) with a pair of Tens, and won ($216) with two pair, Tens and Sevens
Seat 3: JustM@gic (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 4: msfg32 showed [ ] and won ($386.91) with high card Ace, and won ($386.91) with a pair of Sevens
Seat 5: ONLYPAIRS folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: pads1161 mucked [ ]

[pleno1]

beemn SUCH a ridic sesh

these flops real?

PokerStars Zoom Hand #104729116222:  Hold'em No Limit ($1/$2) - 2013/09/28 4:31:49 CET [2013/09/27 22:31:49 ET]
Table 'Aenna' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: Zockermicha ($178.68 in chips)
Seat 2: GeraAll ($112.36 in chips)
Seat 3: LuckyMorkva ($301.28 in chips)
Seat 4: pads1161 ($214.70 in chips)
Seat 5: Berlinbär84 ($623.52 in chips)
Seat 6: Jakobus1989 ($340.38 in chips)
GeraAll: posts small blind $1
LuckyMorkva: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to pads1161 [ ]
pads1161: raises $4 to $6
Berlinbär84: folds
Jakobus1989: raises $12 to $18
Zockermicha: folds
GeraAll: calls $17
LuckyMorkva: folds
pads1161: calls $12
*** FLOP *** [Ah ]
GeraAll: checks
pads1161: bets $27
Jakobus1989: calls $27
GeraAll: folds
*** TURN *** [Ah ] []
pads1161: checks
Jakobus1989: bets $58
pads1161: raises $111.70 to $169.70 and is all-in
Jakobus1989: calls $111.70
*** RIVER *** [Ah ] []
*** SHOW DOWN ***
pads1161: shows [ ] (two pair, Aces and Jacks)
Jakobus1989: shows [As ] (three of a kind, Aces)
Jakobus1989 collected $446.60 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $449.40 | Rake $2.80
Board [Ah ]
Seat 1: Zockermicha (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: GeraAll (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 3: LuckyMorkva (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: pads1161 showed [ ] and lost with two pair, Aces and Jacks
Seat 5: Berlinbär84 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Jakobus1989 showed [As ] and won ($446.60) with three of a kind, Aces