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« on: September 06, 2010, 12:27:44 PM »

I have a ring on my middle finger. I want to take it off as it's starting to dig into the skin a little bit. However, over the years my middle finger has either grown or the ring has shrunk. The ring has also deformed a bit in shape. In short: I can't imagine being able to actually take it off my finger via just pulling it off.

Anyone any suggestions that might either shrink my finger, expand the ring, or a way of cutting it off (without taking off my finger in the process)?
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« Reply #1 on: September 06, 2010, 12:29:03 PM »

stick your hand into some icy water to shrink the finger as much as possible.  then rub a load of butter round the ring/on the finger and see if it'll come off
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« Reply #2 on: September 06, 2010, 12:45:28 PM »

stick your hand into some icy water to shrink the finger as much as possible.  then rub a load of butter round the ring/on the finger and see if it'll come off

Cold water would surely shrink the ring more than the finger.

Instead, put washing up liquid on your finger, then hold your hand up in the air for a bit to drain as much blood as possible from it.
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« Reply #3 on: September 06, 2010, 12:56:37 PM »

I've done a combo of the pair in the past and it's worked.  Chilled the hand in ice water, then hold it in the air to drain followed by loads of washing up liquid and PULL.  Not sure if holding it in the air counteracted the chilling, but it deffo worked.
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« Reply #4 on: September 06, 2010, 01:01:40 PM »

don't drink any fluids for about a week so your body shrivels up, then you hold the ring over a flame like a bunsen burner causing it to expand
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« Reply #5 on: September 06, 2010, 01:12:35 PM »

Come to Grosvenor 2moro mate il bring a hacksaw!
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« Reply #6 on: September 06, 2010, 01:16:46 PM »

can we have an update and pics please?
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« Reply #7 on: September 06, 2010, 01:43:22 PM »

Girgy with a hacksaw to a ring...on someone's finger?!  Keep the pics imo.  It's never gonna end well.
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« Reply #8 on: September 06, 2010, 01:49:15 PM »

can we have an update and pics please?

I may even go as far as making a video of my efforts Smiley
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« Reply #9 on: September 06, 2010, 01:54:11 PM »

he ice will def work - impact on the ring will be minimal, impact on your finger much greater
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« Reply #10 on: September 06, 2010, 02:13:08 PM »

he ice will def work - impact on the ring will be minimal, impact on your finger much greater


guy u gonna fly to vegas now.?
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« Reply #11 on: September 06, 2010, 04:33:21 PM »

he ice will def work - impact on the ring will be minimal, impact on your finger much greater


guy u gonna fly to vegas now.?

meh - would have done last friday. Flights arent cheap, and by the time i get there i think these boys will be coming back/vegas'd out!

Contemplating UKIPT ireland festival instead, and vegas for deepstacks maybe
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« Reply #12 on: September 06, 2010, 05:41:07 PM »

If none of the above work and you need to cut it off, and if it's gold or silver you'll need to snip it twice at opposite sides.
If you only snip it once you'll probably get you skin pinched in the ring.
This can be very painful as my wife found out when her fingers suddenly swelled one day and I had to cut her wedding ring off.  Smiley
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« Reply #13 on: September 06, 2010, 06:21:48 PM »

stick your finger up your bum and sods law will guarantee you lose it inside yourself, forcing an embarrassing trip to the doctors. 
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« Reply #14 on: September 06, 2010, 06:22:42 PM »

stick your finger up your bum and sods law will guarantee you lose it inside yourself, forcing an embarrassing trip to the doctors. 

if you do try this method i'm fine with you switching the video camera off for a bit
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