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« on: December 25, 2005, 08:11:45 AM »
My two youngest kids are 11 and 10 and are both non believers -father Christmas  that is, and this year I thought that a lie in could be expected, how wrong can you be, 5.30am both up and just as excited as they ever were, now we have finished opening all their presents, mobile phones and the like Im off to bed.

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« Reply #1 on: December 25, 2005, 09:12:30 AM »
Off to bed?!?!?!?!??  --- LUCKY YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol
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« Reply #2 on: December 25, 2005, 10:50:20 AM »

Nice & quiet in your house, I bet, eh Paul?........

Charmaine cooking the dinner?

Lovely thought.
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« Reply #3 on: December 25, 2005, 10:54:23 AM »
Quote from: M3boy on December 25, 2005, 09:12:30 AM
Off to bed?!?!?!?!??  --- LUCKY YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol

I am not allowed to go back to bed.
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« Reply #4 on: December 25, 2005, 11:34:09 AM »
lol yeah really quiet Tikay!!

And we are BOTH cooking the dinner.

LMAO James - and so you shouldnt!! Glad to see Jane putting her foot down
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« Reply #5 on: December 25, 2005, 12:01:34 PM »

Can you ask Charmaine how long I should cook my turkey for? I put it in the oven, wrapped in tinfoil, an hour ago. 2 hours? 3 hours?

I've had a NIGHTMARE with it already. It stunk shocking after it had been cooking 20 minutes, so I read the label & it said I had to remove a giblet bag "from the neck opening". (Did not look like a "neck opening" to me, I guess thats where the expression "get it in the neck" came from). So I took this sort of half melted plstuic bag out, it had a quite dreadful looking think inside it, if that belonged to the turkey, I must say, he was very well endowed, made me jealous actually.

So, how long before it's done? It's "Medium" (except it's giblet, which was hugely impressive) & came from Tescos.
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« Reply #6 on: December 25, 2005, 12:05:54 PM »
Keep sticking a knife in the deepest part of the meat hun .... when th juices run clear.. it's done Smiley

About 20 mins per pound...

Alternatively, when the cats sit next to the oven...it's done:)
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« Reply #7 on: December 25, 2005, 12:30:50 PM »
20 minutes per pound? Well it cost £13, so I guess that's just over 4 hours. Scandalous, you oughta be able to cook things quicker than that.
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« Reply #8 on: December 25, 2005, 12:38:55 PM »
You are taking the mick now Mr Kay Smiley

Weight darling as I am scared you will have a carbonised Bird!
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« Reply #9 on: December 25, 2005, 12:56:39 PM »
Mr Nun has now decided he can't be bothered to go out for chrissy din din's at curry house...So I am now lookin at the dog thinking ..how long would it take to slow roast her...
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« Reply #10 on: December 25, 2005, 12:58:09 PM »
whats all this fuss over dhristmas dinner i get out of my bed open presents then at 1pm my dinner will be on table kinda like a miricle

then i can go back to bed
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« Reply #11 on: December 25, 2005, 12:58:53 PM »
Quote from: The_nun on December 25, 2005, 12:56:39 PM
Mr Nun has now decided he can't be bothered to go out for chrissy din din's at curry house...So I am now lookin at the dog thinking ..how long would it take to slow roast her...


snoopy ----oh no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #12 on: December 25, 2005, 01:00:35 PM »
Yes Iron... I also dont do Christmas dinner fuss ...but now hence the trip to bradford, but i do have to eat something..hmm
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« Reply #13 on: December 25, 2005, 01:01:01 PM »
I roasted a dog once .....  but thats another story Wink
 
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« Reply #14 on: December 25, 2005, 01:02:57 PM »
Tut Tut...
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