Longy
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« on: October 21, 2010, 08:43:59 PM » |
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"Pockets" to describe a pair, the word just grates on me.
Pretty much any stupid nickname for a hand. "American Airlines" is particularly awful one imo, it just makes me want to do harm to people when I hear them say it.
"Wired pair" or anything else that is only ever said on WPT coverage.
There are loads of others, probably one of the many reasons that my aim is to reduce my live poker to less than an annual occasion.
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titaniumbean
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« Reply #1 on: October 21, 2010, 08:46:36 PM » |
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"Pockets" to describe a pair, the word just grates on me.
Pretty much any stupid nickname for a hand. "American Airlines" is particularly awful one imo, it just makes me want to do harm to people when I hear them say it.
"Wired pair" or anything else that is only ever said on WPT coverage.
There are loads of others, probably one of the many reasons that my aim is to reduce my live poker to less than an annual occasion.
"So the guy bets the flop and I 3 bet him" OMG NO YOU DIDN'T "I know I have you beat but i'll fold" dieieieieie |
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Woodsey
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« Reply #2 on: October 21, 2010, 08:48:04 PM » |
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'One time' when they clearly don't mean it. I'm still saving mine..............
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outragous76
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« Reply #3 on: October 21, 2010, 08:49:07 PM » |
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".....and then I spent 2 hours talking with Stu which blew my mind.........."
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Woodsey
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« Reply #4 on: October 21, 2010, 08:49:27 PM » |
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Also pretty much any phrases they have heard on TV the week before. The most recent one being 'value town, population you' STFU!
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titaniumbean
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« Reply #5 on: October 21, 2010, 08:50:31 PM » |
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'One time' when they clearly don't mean it. I'm still saving mine..............
Why do people have to be so narrow minded, i'd rather shout EVERY TIME GET THEERREEEEEE Oh and Top top obviously. |
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kinboshi
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« Reply #6 on: October 21, 2010, 09:07:27 PM » |
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Back-raise, when it isn't.
A 'set', when they don't have a pocket pair.
Or regulars coming out with cliches and smiling a though they thought of it themselves and it's the first time in history it's ever been said.
Not really a term, but bad beat stories that simply aren't bad beats.
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'The meme for blind faith secures its own perpetuation by the simple unconscious expedient of discouraging rational inquiry.'
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MC
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« Reply #7 on: October 21, 2010, 09:09:18 PM » |
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"semi-bluff" tilts the crap out of me, it's so over used (especially by Joe Stapleton on The Big Game)
If you have two overs, a gutshot and the nut flush draw, you are not semi-bluffing!!!!
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"Success is not final, failure is not fatal"@epitomised
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« Reply #8 on: October 21, 2010, 09:11:18 PM » |
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all the stuff that live players say about AK being worse than pocket 2's and only being ace high etc etc etc
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Longy
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« Reply #9 on: October 21, 2010, 09:20:01 PM » |
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"I knew you had that" / " I put you on AK", normally from the person at the table who is unlikey to be able to count to 10.
"Anna Kournikova" followed by a 10 minute explanation of why that is a nickname for AK, aggghhhhhhhh someone get me out of here.
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Forrester
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« Reply #10 on: October 21, 2010, 09:28:48 PM » |
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DaveShoelace
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« Reply #11 on: October 21, 2010, 09:33:16 PM » |
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Flushin or straightin, when a live player is referring to being on a draw
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EvilPie
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« Reply #12 on: October 21, 2010, 09:34:08 PM » |
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"I knew you were at it"
On a flop of 772: "Wow I had 72!! I would've won if I'd called"
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Motivational speeches at their best:
"Because thats what living is, the 6 inches in front of your face......" - Patrick Leonard - 10th May 2015
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« Reply #13 on: October 21, 2010, 09:35:37 PM » |
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All this million shit. And tekkers. WTF?
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Ole Ole Ole Ole!
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DaveShoelace
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« Reply #14 on: October 21, 2010, 09:42:06 PM » |
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"I dont care what anyone says, there is a lot of luck involved"
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