Poker terms that annoy you.

[bobAlike]

People who say "I'll put you all in"

I find it pretty com when they say this when they have less chips than you.

This goes hand in hand with people asking for a chip count for someone who clearly has more chips than them.

Salfi wouldn't tell someone his stack size at the last dtd 300 because he had the other guy covered when it's a completely reasonable question even from a shorter stack. A lot of people don't realise it's relevance, but it is very relevant.

It is very relevant but not when it's used to try and be funny by players who don't know it's relevance.

[david3103]

Is it too late to add the most annoying six words ...

I play better when I'm hammered...

You may do mate, but the rest of us have to put up with the need for you to be reminded to post blinds; make a decision; stop spilling beer on the table and ffs wil you not wave your arms around like that when I'm leaning forward to look at my cards

[pleno1]

people might think wtf but the biggest thing which tilts me is when a nit opens and you 3bet light, they umm and arrrr and then say "ok ill gamble with ya" putting their chips in the middle and starting to like turn the bottom of their cards over as if I am automatically calling, obv I have fuck all and they are like, "wtf how can you backraise and not call?!!?!"

ive tried doing it the other way around 4bet shoving and saying the "ill gamble with you line" against people i suspect to be 3betting light, but they usually just shrug and call

[GreekStein]

When someone gets dealt a hand and snap fucks off to the toilet before their turn to act.

[RED-DOG]

When someone gets dealt a hand and snap fucks off to the toilet before their turn to act.

That's called "Passing out of turn" and is against the rules.

Have a word with your dealer, who's responsibility it is to police this sort of thing 

[TheChipPrince]

On staking requests:

'I feel the 1 hour clock/deep stack is suited to my game'

[GreekStein]

When someone gets dealt a hand and snap fucks off to the toilet before their turn to act.

That's called "Passing out of turn" and is against the rules.

Have a word with your dealer, who's responsibility it is to police this sort of thing 

lol cheers Tom. Probably an equal moan at how badly policed it is in general

[pleno1]

On staking requests:

'I feel the 1 hour clock/deep stack is suited to my game'

haha why? nits innit, they need to wait for a hand

[TheChipPrince]

On staking requests:

'I feel the 1 hour clock/deep stack is suited to my game'

haha why? nits innit, they need to wait for a hand

Juts the way everyone writes it for any clock over 30 minutes as your meant to go, 'oh ok, that long clock should suit them well, lets stake them'.

[boldie]

Thread title reminds me of:



(Naggers btw)

As for thread content, +1 to pretty much every post so far. Worst of all is any sentence starting with "I knew..."

that's right, apologiiiiise

[BulldozerD]

When someone gets dealt a hand and snap fucks off to the toilet before their turn to act.

my pet hate. Happens every time i play.

although wasn't too chuffed when i was all in at DTD 1k final table, guy next to me is tanking and a big stack (to act behind) decides to get up from the table and talk to his girlfriend.

[RED-DOG]

When someone gets dealt a hand and snap fucks off to the toilet before their turn to act.

my pet hate. Happens every time i play.

although wasn't too chuffed when i was all in at DTD 1k final table, guy next to me is tanking and a big stack (to act behind) decides to get up from the table and talk to his girlfriend.

If everyone complained every time it happened, people would stop doing it.

I usually ask the dealer, "Excuse me, is it OK if I fold out of turn and walk away from the table every now and then?"

[EvilPie]

Thread title reminds me of:



(Naggers btw)

As for thread content, +1 to pretty much every post so far. Worst of all is any sentence starting with "I knew..."

that's right, apologiiiiise

"Jesse Jackson is not the Emporer of black people!!!!" (Token Black c.2008)

[kinboshi]

When someone gets dealt a hand and snap fucks off to the toilet before their turn to act.

my pet hate. Happens every time i play.

although wasn't too chuffed when i was all in at DTD 1k final table, guy next to me is tanking and a big stack (to act behind) decides to get up from the table and talk to his girlfriend.

Blatant "I was on the DTD 1k final table" brag imo.

[TightPaulFolds]

When someone gets dealt a hand and snap fucks off to the toilet before their turn to act.

That's called "Pissing out of turn" and is against the rules.

Have a word with your dealer, who's responsibility it is to police this sort of thing 

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