Poker terms that annoy you.

[DungBeetle]

On staking requests:

'I feel the 1 hour clock/deep stack is suited to my game'

Related - why does everyone claim that 6 max is their best game.  Rubbish - you just like gambling.

[Pyso]

This one doesn't tilt me or annoy me, but it does make me laugh, and it's an expression, not words (so in fact I can't really place it as a reply to the OP, but what the hell).

It's that look of consternation and utter surprise from a fish out of position (who has led out on the flop, been re-raised by someone who has actually pot committed himself), and then tanked for ages, .....called..... and then .....well I imagine after that, it's "bloody hell.... he's only gone and bet again on the turn....and now I have to call again for all that money....I just didn't see that coming......I suppose he must be bluffing......let's count my chips... oh yes it's for the rest of them...the bastard.....sigh.....I have to call, there's too much in the pot now....oh, he has three of a kind....I mean he just had to be bluffing"

"Chips !! - £50 please"

[celtic]

TD - "Chompy, you're on the move"

[mouth]

as already said  "I'll put you all in"

Makes me instantly want to smash them in the face, although I realise my response may be a little stronger than other people's mild annoyance.

However, as i am often a walking cliche of annoying expressions and tilt phrases at the poker table, who am i to comment?

[LeedsRhodesy]

When someone calls with shit hits with shit then says sorry I wanted to go home

[StuartHopkin]

When someone calls with shit hits with shit then says sorry I wanted to go home

I believe I may have used that a bizillion times at about 10-40pm but change home for the pub.

[WarBwastard]

So really it's just everything people say then? And probably not just at the poker tables, mostly everywhere where someone you don't know says something to you.  An old lady apologising to me today for example in Boots when her basket connected forcefully with my knee.  Shouldn't be fucking swinging that thing about if you're old and buying arthritis creams imo, I said to her.  You can't have it both ways.

[tikay]

So really it's just everything people say then? And probably not just at the poker tables, mostly everywhere where someone you don't know says something to you.  An old lady apologising to me today for example in Boots when her basket connected forcefully with my knee.  Shouldn't be fucking swinging that thing about if you're old and buying arthritis creams imo, I said to her.  You can't have it both ways.

You are my hero!

[WarBwastard]

So really it's just everything people say then? And probably not just at the poker tables, mostly everywhere where someone you don't know says something to you.  An old lady apologising to me today for example in Boots when her basket connected forcefully with my knee.  Shouldn't be fucking swinging that thing about if you're old and buying arthritis creams imo, I said to her.  You can't have it both ways.

You are my hero!

OK just to be clear, we're aware that was a joke yes?

[tikay]

So really it's just everything people say then? And probably not just at the poker tables, mostly everywhere where someone you don't know says something to you.  An old lady apologising to me today for example in Boots when her basket connected forcefully with my knee.  Shouldn't be fucking swinging that thing about if you're old and buying arthritis creams imo, I said to her.  You can't have it both ways.

You are my hero!

OK just to be clear, we're aware that was a joke yes?

Yes, but very wise to clarify, some don't do irony. Oh no.

[Boba Fett]

When someone gets dealt a hand and snap fucks off to the toilet before their turn to act.

WTF?  if u gotta go u gotta go!  Obv snap going to the toilet is the most +ev for a player at the table needing a piss as it gives them the best chance of getting back without missing a hand.

[thetank]

Surely pissing into a 2L bottle at the table is the most +EV way to relieve yourself, or simply wetting your pants. Zero chance of missing a hand.

[StuartHopkin]

Surely pissing into a 2L bottle at the table is the most +EV way to relieve yourself, or simply wetting your pants. Zero chance of missing a hand.

Pretty sure if the table was 'soft' enough Greeky would rather piss himself rather than miss possible value whilst going to the toilet.

[GreekStein]

Surely pissing into a 2L bottle at the table is the most +EV way to relieve yourself, or simply wetting your pants. Zero chance of missing a hand.

Pretty sure if the table was 'soft' enough Greeky would rather piss himself rather than miss possible value whilst going to the toilet.

loll.

Dusty 'Leatherass' Schmidt blogged about how he pissed in bottles a lot whilst playing online.

[the sicilian]

Bloke who sits next to me after the break after ive just seen him come out of trap 2 and not wash his hands...... for some reason I don't want his chips.